Liang Jian’s classic lines

Liangjian’s classic sayings

1. A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. When our independent group eats meat, it is when we meet a little devil.

2. The weather is good today and I am in a good mood. I will beat him up as a son of a bitch.

3. If a person is unlucky, he will hit his heel when he farts. Being the director of a piece of shit quilt and clothing factory, is that what a gentleman does? Doesn't this force Zhang Fei to embroider? You, Old Ding, just wait. If one day you get a quilt with mandarin ducks playing in the water, it will be embroidered by me, Old Li.

4. What, do you want me to send eight sedans to carry you to take office?

5. Did I let you make the decision? Two hundred sets of military uniforms were all put on for me.

6. I don’t regard this breakout as a breakthrough. What do I regard it as? Treat it as an offense and attack the enemy!

7. It’s too late. It’s time to use your brain. It’s too late and all the good men are gone.

8. No matter who is fighting peace, our 358th group will definitely help!

9. There is only one main regiment of Li Yunlong in Ping An City?

10. We all carry one bag on two shoulders, who is afraid of whom?

11. You bastard, you are so sincere and sincere, I just want you to drink and you still drink.

12. A soldier can be beheaded by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but he must not be insulted; a soldier can die, but he must not lose his dignity.

13. Chu Yunfei is from Shanxi, and Shanxi people know how to do business since they were born.

14. Even if two ants fight on the ground, he will separate the male from the female.

15. National interests are higher than ideology, and national interests are higher than everything else.

16. Drawing a sword shows momentum, courage, and the spirit of a man.

17. Let me tell you about Blind Cheng. I taught him how to shoot a gun back then. Now I will teach him how to fight and let him learn from it while standing on the hillside.

18. In the face of a powerful opponent, you must face the challenge even if you know you are outmatched. Even if you fall, you must become a mountain or a ridge. How awe-inspiring, what determination, what joy, what courage.

19. As long as it is to fight the Japanese devils, I, Chu Yunfei, am willing to cooperate with the devils!

20. We are cavalry, even without horses we are faster than infantry. Rush up to surpass the infantry, rush to the front, rush!

21. Well-behaved children often have no future, but naughty children may be capable of great things.

22. Fart, you are an educated person, and you are worth every penny. Am I saying that I am uneducated?

23. It is very possible that there is nothing in the world that Li Yunlong dare not do. If he had one or two divisions, he would fucking dare to attack Taiyuan!

24. What are you doing, brigade commander, robbing! The first level of officialdom crushes people to death.

25. Do it well for me. If the sky breaks, I will hit it with your head!

26. Damn you, you’re a prodigal son, why don’t you save some money? If you dare to complain, I'll beat you!

27. Brother Ligong, take another good look at the mainland. I’m afraid it will be difficult to come back after leaving.

28. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Now, is it okay for the little devils to disrespect their ancestors?

29. It is okay for an army composed of good children to be obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight tough battles. Naughty children are often capable of great things. Such an army is often particularly powerful in combat!

30. Is it so serious? To put it bluntly, I, Lao Li, can't live without you.

If another political commissar is brought in, if our temper is wrong and we can't pee in a pot, the troops will be lost, you know?

31. Even if he comes with the guards of the Japanese Emperor, you have to choke them to death in the cesspit one by one!

32. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong dare not do. Damn it, if he had one or two divisions, he would dare to attack Taiyuan!

33. Commander, just save your bullets. I told all the commandos that if we go up there, we are not going to survive.

34. Why didn’t you tell the whole team that I was the only one who was demoted? I've lost my official position and you haven't allowed me to drink some wine. Are you going to let me live?

35. If a dignified man carries a female gun and spreads it around to make people laugh, I want a male one.

36. Without the order of our leader, if the sky falls, we have to hold it with our head. Even if it enters the tiger's mouth, I can break off two of its teeth!

37. If I want to die, I want to die like a man. I can’t die like this, and if I want to die, I want to die on the way to charge.

38. Now I am studying while fighting. Let’s not waste anything. When the Japanese devils are beaten away, I will graduate from college.

39. No assists, just the main attack. Now our strength is eight to one. I have never fought such a rich battle in my eight lives. Now we are ready to become landlords.

40. Tete, you are also a spy! Tell me, what’s the wrong name? Commander Li, Li Tank, Li Aircraft, even Li Kangmei and Li Frontline are stronger than the others.

41. Damn it, in which direction is it not a breakthrough?

42. As the old saying goes, know your shame and then be brave! I, please, everyone!

43. There are so many people. When did so many people come out? It seems that your body bones are hardened, and all of you have become a fucking rich man.

44. We Eastern people don’t like forgiveness. We talk about blood for blood and tooth for tooth. We believe that only revenge can maintain our dignity.

45. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and chewing their bones!

46. Why don't I write you an IOU? You have a lot of miscellaneous people with these two thousand. I will capture them all in two days. I will return you the direct lineage and the authentic Central Army.

47. Rather than miss the opportunity, we should attack decisively! I don't care if this enemy is increasing troops for Ping An. Even if he goes to pay his birthday, you can't let him succeed!

48. There are so many soldiers and generals that we can’t get any meat from our independent regiment. It’s just the fucking political commissar who is too bearish. Kong Er is stupid, what kind of intellectual do you pretend to be? You don’t know a single word in Dou Da. I don’t know if it’s one when the pole falls over. You pretend to be an elephant by inserting green onions into your pig’s nose.

49. I guess the city gate building is a tough nut to crack. Even if I lose my front teeth, I still have to bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

50. As a man, you are kind, affectionate, and a man. But as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified at all!

51. When it comes to firearms, we can’t compare to the Japs, but when it comes to bayonets, we are his ancestors!

52. Kong Erluzi, what kind of intellectual are you pretending to be? You don’t know a word of Douda, and you don’t know what word it is when the pole is overturned. You still pretend to be a college student by wearing glasses.

53. In this world, only thoughts and love cannot be imprisoned. Morality and reason often pale in front of love.

54. Monk, you haven’t taken out the wine yet. I've seen it all. You secretly smuggled two bottles of Fenjiu wine and a whole roast chicken. You want to devour it for yourself. You're a monk.

55. Our political commissar Zhao is a Confucius with a sword on his waist, both civil and military. I'm not very selective about my food. I don't like too much, and I'm not happy when there's less. If I can't get anything, I'll be scolded. Of course, I don’t want everything. If you bring me a Japanese girl, I won’t want it.

56. Xiuqin, my parents, Li Yunlong, died young. I have no brothers, no sisters, and no relatives. But why do I feel that while you are lying here, half of my life, Li Yunlong, is also buried here.

57. Brother, you don’t know that I have recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, my hundreds of men will have to carry wooden sticks to fight.

58. If someone asks, among all the main regiment commanders of the Eighth Route Army, who is the best at fighting, no one can say. But if you ask who is the most courageous and the most capable of causing trouble, people will definitely say It's Li Yunlong!

59. Don’t I look like a boss? You kid is looking up at the sky, you have no eyesight!

60. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They carry one head on two shoulders. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh, so even a big knife needs to make a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still pull off a few of his beards!

61. If I want a wife, I will trade my wife for fifty boxes of grenades. If you give me ten more boxes, I will get you a Japanese girl.

62. What a joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one was won by culture? I beg you, Zhao Gang studied at a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my treachery!

63. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine. You can’t restrict my freedom. You must have some autonomy. You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

64. What the hell are the elites? I’m going to fight the elites!