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Who has an idiom joke and a typo?

0 1. A bear comes prepared.

02. the eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

03. What bat is untidy without rest (restless bat)?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (Golden Man).

05. The sheep stopped breathing and stood straight (sheep? Exhale)

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down (eggs under the gun).

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. It was love at first sight when moving to build a piano (moving to build a piano)

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding the yang was against the yin (the sheep called the eagle)

Hello)

20. Whose house? Is there a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

26. What animal has no sense of direction-elk will get lost.

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

28. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Put wings on it (it's hard to put wings on it)

Fly)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (silent pressure)

Sparrows are silent)

3 1. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

32. What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

36. What is God's vehicle? Baby magic (riding) baby

37. How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? A sheep's head will be hung at the door of the dog meat shop.

Sheep head sells dog meat)

38. What animal can stick on the wall? The seal (newspaper) is affixed to the wall.

39. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation