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Xiaomi new product launch conference

After watching Lei Jun's three-hour speech and new product launch conference, the pirates also felt very moved. Of course, this focus is because of Lei Jun's speech and Xiaomi and his ten-year history! The new product launch conference behind is also very interesting, and boss Lei demonstrated it with relish! Let's briefly summarize it with you. Friends who don't have time to watch can talk!

The whole speech was based on Lei Jun's memories of some major nodes of Xiaomi in the past ten years, and told the audience his feelings over the years. Finally, summarize the key pirates into three quotations, one task and one goal! Quotations 1, the best investment is to invest in yourself; Quotation 2: From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood and travel around the world. Quotation three, believe in rice noodles, rely on rice noodles! Mission: Stand firm in the second place in the world! Goal: to be the first in the world within three years!

The next new product release is still attractive. First of all, the MIX series that Xiaomi MIX returned after three years did not live up to everyone's expectations. The glass is full, and the front screen is full; The fuselage continues the traditional ceramic process of MIX series, this time there are three colors: black and white and new shadow cyan gray; In terms of performance, it is equipped with the first pin 888Plus processor, and the extreme heat dissipation effect absorbed from the previous generation 888 processor ensures smooth operation; Plus 4500mAh battery, 120W wired +50W wireless fast charging, the latest anti-loss mode, 1 100 million pixel camera and so on! To sum up, I didn't live up to the three-year wait for rice noodles! The price is a little more expensive than that predicted by pirates yesterday. Haha, the calculation is wrong, and the price chart is directly placed below!

In addition, Xiaomi Tablet 5, which surprised the pirates, was really what Gongping said: Long time no see! This time, Xiaomi Tablet 5 focuses on the slogan of being light, easy to use and rich in functions, and will become an efficient productivity tool for rice noodles! Among them, the screen is marked with iPad Pro, 120hz high brush, 1 1 inch LCD screen; Among them, Xiaomi Tablet 5 Pro/5 Pro 5G is Snapdragon 870, and Xiaomi Tablet 5 is Snapdragon 860 processor; Millet flat 5 has three colors: dark yellow, bright white and dark green. Xiaomi Tablet 5 Pro has two colors: dark color and dazzling white color. Xiaomi flat 5 Pro 5G has a deep color matching. When the final price came out, the pirates really shouted: It smells good!

After the conference, there will be MIUI system updates including rice noodles, and new products such as Xiaomi audio and TV will be released, so I won't talk to you. Interested people can look at the latest shelves of Xiaomi Mall! Finally, One Pirate would like to say something very touching after watching the whole press conference: "It's easier said than done! But if it is realized, haha! " Of course, there is an article telling us not to play tonight's wonderful press conference. Next, everyone continues to pay attention, and the pirates continue to update!