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1, once I was practicing driving downhill, and I was so nervous when I accelerated. I don't know why I slammed on the gas pedal. The coach shouted: brake, brake with your feet. I quickly opened the door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach was so scared that he took ten yuan and asked me to buy him Chinese to calm him down. I was depressed at that time. Why should I use toothpaste to calm my nerves? I was so nervous during the road test that I inserted my seat belt into the bayonet of the co-driver. I also asked the examiner, why don't you wear your seat belt? The examiner gave me a look and said, I'm glad you are happy. On the day of the road test, I gave the coach a red envelope. The coach said, "What are you doing? We have a rule that you can't accept red envelopes! " Then take out the money inside and return the red envelope to me. 4. Lucao, master, let me see how much oil is left. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap and didn't see it clearly for a long time. The light is too dim. I took out my lighter and approached the fuel tank. Just as I was about to press the lighter, Master kicked me away. Nima is still in the hospital for infusion. I decided to get a refund tomorrow. The master has a bad temper. I want to change my driving school ... 5. Driving one day, I suddenly asked the coach why the steering wheel was a little loose. The coach said calmly, you senior, you didn't step on the brake first, but pulled the steering wheel hard in an emergency and shouted, "Boo-hoo-hoo ..."