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It's so cold that I put on my bed early.

1. Laugh and spit out the sentence of cold winter

I am a wolf from the north. But frozen into a dog in the south.

In a deserted city, the wind is strong and the setting sun is like blood. A swordsman stands against the wind. His sword is very cold, his eyes are very cold, and his heart is even colder ...........................................................................................................................................................

As the saying goes, people freeze their mouths, but pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on thick cotton-padded trousers. You should also buy a mask to wear.

It was very cold. Just after I got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and told me a secret.

I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom. I asked him what the secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It's too late today. By the way, help me turn off the light when you leave."

I went back to bed and suddenly felt wrong. 2. Appreciation of Fan Ainong's Famous Sentences

1. The people in the yamen, who came in cloth, probably changed their robes in less than ten days, and the weather was not cold.

appreciation: this sentence describes the clothes of people in yamen after the recovery of Shaoxing. When I first read this sentence, I thought it was a simple description, but the sentence "The weather is not cold yet" made me deep in thought: Mr. Lu Xun added here, what is the meaning? I think it's to satirize those people. Before the recovery of Shaoxing, they were timid and didn't dare to speak out at all. Even the shopkeeper of Qiandian was the director of ordnance. Now, after the recovery, he knows to wear a big robe. This sentence also expresses the author's sympathy and sense of responsibility for the victims to a certain extent.

2. From then on, I always thought this Fan Ainong was bizarre and hateful. ... the next day Ai Nong came to the city, wearing the farmer's usual felt hat, and that smile was never seen before.

Appreciation: I found these two sentences by comparison. The first sentence used the word "hen" to express Lu Xun's hatred of Fan Ainong, but the second sentence used "love for agriculture" to express Lu Xun's kindness to Fan Ainong. At the beginning of the article, I wrote how much Fan Ainong hated, which ambushed the writers' kindness to him later. This is a way of writing that wants to promote first and then suppress, and compares and writes Lu Xun's friendship with Fan Ainong. That he wrote five poems for Fan Ainong. 3. Appreciation of 1 sentences of Camel Xiangzi Sentence 1: Money will lead people into a bad society, put aside noble ideals and willingly go to hell.

Appreciation: It was written that money was everything in society at that time, as long as there was money, there was everything! People can do whatever it takes for money!

sentence 2: those who work for money are afraid of meeting more money, and their loyalty is not based on money.

Appreciation: This sentence highlights that money was everything at that time. With money, others would obey! And those who work for money are often obedient to people who are richer than themselves!

Sentence 3: Love or not, the poor have to decide on money, and the "love species" is only born in The Rich House.

Appreciation: It shows that social money at that time can make a family harmonious and happy, and it can also make a family fragmented!

Sentence 4: Experience is the fertilizer of life. What kind of people will become with experience, and peonies can't be raised in the desert.

Appreciation: Write that if the society was born in a poor family at that time, even if it worked hard, it would achieve nothing!

Sentence 5: That car is the total result and reward of all his struggles and hardships, like a badge of a warrior who has been through many battles.

Appreciation: Writing that rickshaw is everything to Xiangzi, and Xiangzi's reward depends on that car and his own efforts, so that car is of great significance to him!

Sentence 6: They can't run themselves, because their legs and feet are too heavy with money.

Appreciation: It highlights that money was the root of all evil in society at that time and forced people to go crazy and try their best to get it! 4.> Appreciation of good sentences

There are:

1. The people in the yamen came in cloth clothes, and they probably changed their fur robes in less than ten days, and the weather is not cold.

appreciation: this sentence describes the clothes of people in yamen after the recovery of Shaoxing. When I first read this sentence, I thought it was a simple description, but the sentence "The weather is not cold yet" made me deep in thought: Mr. Lu Xun added here, what is the meaning? I think it's to satirize those people. Before the recovery of Shaoxing, they were timid and didn't dare to speak out at all. Even the shopkeeper of Qiandian was the director of ordnance. Now, after the recovery, he knows to wear a big robe. This sentence also expresses the author's sympathy and sense of responsibility for the victims to a certain extent.

2. From then on, I always thought this Fan Ainong was bizarre and hateful. ... the next day Ai Nong came to the city, wearing the farmer's usual felt hat, and that smile was never seen before.

Appreciation: I found these two sentences by comparison. The first sentence used the word "hen" to express Lu Xun's hatred of Fan Ainong, but the second sentence used "love for agriculture" to express Lu Xun's kindness to Fan Ainong. At the beginning of the article, I wrote how much Fan Ainong hated, which ambushed the writers' kindness to him later. This is a way of writing that wants to promote first and then suppress, and compares and writes Lu Xun's friendship with Fan Ainong. That he wrote five poems for Fan Ainong.

3. By early winter, our situation was even worse, but we still drank and told jokes. Suddenly it was the Wuchang Uprising, followed by the recovery of Shaoxing. The next day Ai Nong came to the city, wearing the farmer's usual felt hat, and that smile was never seen before.

"Lao Xun, we won't drink today. I want to see Shaoxing after the recovery. Let's go together. "

We went for a walk in the street with white flags in our eyes. However, despite the appearance, the skeleton remains the same, because it is still a military government organized by several old squires, and the railway shareholder is the chief administrative officer. This military government didn't last long after all. As soon as several teenagers rang, Wang Jinfa marched in from Hangchow, but he would come even if he didn't. After he came in, he was surrounded by many idle men and new revolutionary parties, and he became the king's commander-in-chief The people in the yamen, who came in cloth, probably changed their robes in less than ten days, and the weather was not cold.

I was placed next to the rice bowl of the headmaster of a normal school, and Governor Wang gave my school a 2 yuan. I love farming as a supervisor, but I still wear the same cloth robe, but I don't drink much and have little time to talk about idle days. He works and teaches, and he is really diligent.

appreciation-there is an important detail in this article, that is, the description of Shaoxing after the recovery. This has actually set the stage for Fan Ainong's tragedy. Lu Xun didn't praise Fan Ainong positively, only from his expression "that smile was never seen before" and from his actions "he was really diligent enough" to show the cheerful side of Fan Ainong after the revolution. However, the greater the hope in Fan Ainong's heart, the greater the disappointment. Lu Xun later used a lot of pen and ink to write about the reality of Shaoxing after the recovery, in fact, it was to explore the causes of his friend's tragic fate. 5. sentences describing the cold in winter

1. The raging snowflakes are falling down one after another, and the cold wind blows by one after another. The road is full of pedestrians who shrink their necks and tighten the neckline of their clothes in a hurry. The air is full of cold and dryness.

2. The snow falls on the ground, so pure and crystal clear that people really can't bear to step on it.

3. Different from the sultry summer days, the cold wind in winter really penetrates into the flesh and blood, and the roaring wind comes with the cold. This season of winter, like a rebellious sword, overdraws the poor warmth and makes the bohemian cold surge.

4. In the distance, the sky is foggy, and the bungalows in the small town are faintly visible. On top of them, covered with a thick layer of snow, white; High and low strewn at random, it looks good!

5. Look, the chilly wind blew on the pedestrian street in da li, blowing up the fallen leaves on the ground, and the windows of all the houses were tightly closed. It seems that people don't welcome this "majestic" cold wind.

6. The bare branches trembled and swayed in the roar of the strong wind, and the moon hid in the clouds as if afraid of the cold.

7. The cold wind slowly lifted and blew away the only warmth left on me. I stand disconsolately in the dark, and my eyes can't distinguish every road I used to know!

8. In winter, he took a chic step at the beginning-the cold wind. As night falls, the cold wind is like a drunk, wandering in front of every house in the town on the snowy plain, sometimes letting go of his throat and growling furiously, and sometimes panting wearily.

9. This winter, the weather is extremely cold. The northwest wind scraped the face of pedestrians like a knife, and the dead branches creaked feebly, making a final struggle.

1. These days, the cold wind in winter is blowing fast, and people in the streets are wearing thick cotton-padded clothes and shivering.

11. It's getting colder and colder. It's starting to snow, and many things are frozen.

12. Winter hasn't arrived yet, but it's already freezing. The trees are swaying in the wind, and the minimum temperature has dropped to below zero.

13. People who go out on business cover themselves tightly with coats and walk on the road in a hurry. Lively and active children also hide in warm homes early and don't want to come out to play.

14. Trees are a rare sight in Jianghan Plain, with lakes or rivers beside them. I remember, the water in winter is covered with thick ice.

15. Snowflakes are falling all over the sky like goose feathers. Gently fall on the roof, on the grass, on the mountain peak. After a while, the earth was white, as if the whole world was silvery white and shining. 6. Lu Xun Xue >; Appreciation of some sentences

One of the characteristics of snow in the north is loneliness, and here it is also expressed as dead rain.

The complete sublimation of snow in the north is linked with death, and it is the complete dedication that makes it the spirit of rain-the spirit that embodies all the strong cores. One of the characteristics of snow in the north is loneliness, and here it is also expressed as dead rain. The sublimation of snow in the north is linked with death, and it is also complete dedication that makes him the spirit of rain-the spirit that embodies all strong cores. Rain is the initial stage of snow, and snow is the sublimation of rain. The author praised the spirit of freedom pursuit of flying snow in the north, and at the same time expressed deep sympathy for its misfortune and praised the north.

snowflakes become snow grains, and snow grains become raindrops. Lu Xun said that lonely snow is dead rain and the soul of rain.

No, snow turns into rain, and rain is the continuation of snow's life. The snow went in a hurry and didn't give up.

When will you come again? When the rain freezes and solidifies, there will be snow. It turns out that snow is really the soul of rain. When snow comes, rain will be reborn.

why is the snow always silent? Why is it always white and pure? Why do you always come light and go heavy? The flying snow in the sky is a festival of rain, a ceremony to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new. Embrace the snow and kiss the cold snowflake to welcome the next rain.

Lu Xun has been struggling for the awakening of China people all his life. With his wisdom of looking at the times, he actually knew that his ideal could not be realized before his death. However, he kept working for this ideal, "shouldering the dark gate and letting young people go to the bright place". Even if he failed, even if he was threatened by the dark forces, even if he was betrayed, he still believed in the philosophy of "do it quickly", and he was still fighting in the last few hours of his life and still concerned about the ideological enlightenment of the new generation of young people in China.

In the boundless wilderness, under the chilly sky, it is the spirit of rain that is shining and rising ... Yes, it is lonely snow, dead rain and the spirit of rain. "Lonely snow" refers to Lu Xun's single life after marriage. This kind of snow is a "warrior of society", "always on the way to struggle" and can be "rotated and ascended" at any time, "just a passenger on the way".

Lu Xun's loneliness soon ended. Two months after writing this essay, Lu Xun began to correspond with Xu Guangping, and a relationship of free love was established six months later. Although "rain" was made into "cold and hard" snow by arranged marriage, it still has the ability to revive. After the struggle, the "dead fire" rekindled and the problem was finally solved.

They have arrived in Shanghai, south of "Jiangnan" (Shaoxing), and they are no longer at the mercy of others. "Dead rain" means that snow is rain (desire) devastated by cold.

In the period of "warm country", the love instinct was suppressed by the arranged marriage in the south of the Yangtze River, and the "dead rain" was still "dead fire". The metaphor and artistic conception of the two poems can be regarded as synonymous and mutual training, both of which expressed the dead love first, then expressed the resistance of love and found a way out. After arriving in Peiping, the spirit of the dead rain turned into flying snow all over the sky, rebelling against the traditional culture of China.

After the "dead rain" has turned into a "dead fire", it will be out of the ice valley. The "spirit of rain", a metaphor for the true nature of human sexuality, is rain (desire) in a "warm country" and becomes snow when it returns to cold China.

Lu Xun accepted the idea of free love in "warm country" Japan, and it has become the soul of Lu Xun's thought. Lu Xun still clings to it, and although he has no pursuit of love, he always wants to go on. The last few words are obviously the expression of Lu Xun's inner repression.

When you really understand Lu Xun, you will tremble and cry. Suddenly, it reminds people of Ai Qing's poem Snow Falls on the Land of China. The tragic and heroic artistic conception is similar to that of Lu Xun's Snow.

Let's talk about the thinking of these guesses again. 19 days before Lu Xun wrote Snow, it snowed in Beiping. On December 3, 1924, Lu Xun's Diary recorded: "Rain and snow, ... Ji in the afternoon, snow again at night", and the next day recorded: "Sunny, strong winds blowing snow in the sky."

This may be an opportunity for Lu Xun to write this prose poem. Some people say that Lu Xun praised the natural beauty and painted two interesting pictures of snow.

it's easy to stand and talk. It should be noted that Lu Xun doesn't wear cotton trousers even in winter, so how can he enjoy the snow in leisure? The elegance of enjoying snow is available in "warm country" Japan.

Lu Xun made it very clear: "When I lived in Japan before, I saw cherry blossoms in Ueno in spring, and I went to Matsushima to see pine trees and snow in winter, so I didn't think there were so many disgusting things mentioned in my books. However, even if I did, I probably wouldn't be so angry.

It's a pity that I have completely lost this detached state of mind since I returned to China "(Postscript of Out of the Tower of Ivory). Snow appreciation requires a "transcendental state of mind", at least to keep warm. It is not a pleasing thing to enjoy snow without wearing cotton trousers.

So Lu Xun is not praising the spirit of snow in an empty way, but using the topic to express his hidden pain. Besides, Lu Xun himself has said that Weeds is "difficult to say directly" and "vague in wording". Lu Xun wrote Argument for fear of readers' incomprehension. Unfortunately, many people failed to live up to Lu Xun's sufferings.