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I had a quarrel with my husband and felt very uncomfortable.
I used to love your past, but who will love me now?
When the tears stop, I know how much my heart hurts.
When I am sad, no one tells me jokes and makes faces to make me happy.
We just need to work hard. Anyway, running is much better than waiting to die.
I really want to forget you, but your face always appears in my mind.
7. We also have torn faces. When we quarrel, we can calm down and think about it. We are the most special people in each other. My name is not others, but the person who trusts each other the most. Quarrel is really painful, not to say much, not to explain,
8. Go out and the world is in front of you; If you can't get out, the world is in front of you!
10. Watching my son cry himself to sleep, I wonder if I am a failed mother! And a failed daughter! Today, I quarreled with my mother and beat my son! Regret and anger! A depressing night!
1 1. I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to turn around, waiting for you to like me, waiting for you to grow up with me.
12. I'm looking forward to a heavy snow that will bury all my memories in spring, summer and autumn this year.
13. Mind housekeeper, tired, hurt, safe haven, let's lean together.
14. Seeing that you can do it, you can't do anything. Who said it was just a little effort? I thought it was just in vain.
15. Don't be silly, no one is sad, no one is valuable.
16. I quarreled with my mother today. I feel very sorry now, and I hope I can hold back in the future.
17. I may regret it, or I may regret it, so I will seize these beautiful memories.
18. I wish I had a pet, too It will accompany me when I am sad. I am everything to it. It feels so good.
19. People don't take you seriously, and you are still so sentimental.
20. If you can cry, who wants to hold back silently? Who wants to be alone if it can be lively?
2 1. Stop it, how can you be with someone who always wants to leave you?
I quarreled with my husband and felt uncomfortable. 22. Being second is no different from being unknown.
23. In the uncertain future, I am afraid that I will be sad if I remember too much. I am a coward.
24. Understanding is a bridge with roads at both ends. Without a bridge, the road is broken. Tolerance is an umbrella, under which is warmth. Without an umbrella, the world would be very cold. You are my other half. I am incomplete without you.
25. I looked at the red scarf on my chest again. It seems to say, "Hum, look at you, are you wearing me?" At this point, my face was hot and I felt great guilt.
26. Be a smart woman. Learn to face life calmly. Face life positively, and life will be as you wish, just like tomorrow morning, the sun will still rise as scheduled.
27. Sleep when you are tired and giggle when you are tired.
28. We were never really strong, but we learned to pretend in front of others.
29. At that time, cutting my hair short was a lovelorn impulse, and my mother still quarreled on WeChat, but I don't regret it. After all, I am who I am.
30. My mother and I had a quarrel, didn't we? I regret it after the quarrel. My temper is really going to change! Feel troubled/worried/uneasy
3 1. Unilateral waiting, gentle temptation, but something is still missing.
32. It takes a minute to feel for someone; It takes an hour to like someone; It takes a day to fall in love with someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
33. What brothers don't talk every day? When you are in trouble, brothers will help you at all costs.
34. It's not worth mentioning to know that a relationship can't last long.
35. What is cruel is not breaking up, but being together inappropriately.
36. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a distinguished guest in my life.
37. The ability to think calmly is the beginning of all wisdom and the source of all kindness.
38. The story is still too long to be disappointed.
39. In the face of friendship, there is no winning or losing. Once the winners and losers are separated, it is time for friendship to break down.
When people see me, they will ask about you. So, the last thing I want is for you to leave me.
4 1. I don't know how many decades one person can give to another in his life.
Excerpts from sentences in friends circle of parents' emotional quotations
Friends circle sentence (part one) 1. Every quarrel, right or wrong, should be admitted by men first. Sometimes women are really unreasonable. They don't want to prove that they are right, but hope that the other party will let themselves go ... A good man who loves women should hold his breath and lower his head.
2. You can wait if you miss the sunrise, come back if you miss the beautiful scenery, wait if you miss the meteor, and never come back if you miss love! Cherish the people around you, especially those you love and love.
If one person's feelings are freed, another person will go to a terrible hell.
I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.
You should always forgive all sentient beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you should let go to get real happiness. In this world, everything can be solved except marriage. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. Can you stay together for a lifetime? One day, I can't face a person who will succeed. Therefore, life is that I would rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than succeed.
6. When I grow up, I know that there are too many cruel things in the world, and no amount of kindness can control human beings, and it is not the turn of cattle for a while. However, even if my heart has become so hard, I can't face bullfighting, because it obviously turns the ungrateful eyes of human beings into bloody enjoyment.
7. The harder it is to forget love, the deeper it sinks.
8. In this world, the people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you. All who should come, all who should go. Don't cling to lost things, because they don't belong to you. I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. I can't say, I can't think, I can't forget.
9. If one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person.
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
1 1. Let's go to the ends of the earth, climb Mount Everest, visit Hawaii and the Antarctic Islands, and then grow up.
12. Being single is not terrible, and getting married late is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no room for anyone in my heart.
13. Broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, my heart is so tired, does it hurt?
14. Without you, everything is lost. I broke up. What else can I say?
15. I remember the first time I saw you. I didn't realize at that time that one day you would be so important to me.
16. I just need a harbor to rest. ...
17. Because no leaf on the tree dares to face the wind, dew and frost, the whole forest has become a dead forest, without the sound of wind and birds.
18. Nothing is our past and nothing is our ending.
19. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. Don't worry about the obstacles you can't cross, and the people you can't forget should come to an end. I hope from now on, you don't love too much, don't stay up too late, and love yourself.
20. You won't realize how powerful you are until one day you find that all the fulcrums around you have fallen, and you have none. No one can beat you, except yourself, you should learn to cover your ears and not listen to those bustling voices. There is no one in this world who is not suffering. Only you can really heal yourself.
2 1. Thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up.
22. The meaning of life is not to take, but to struggle!
23. ears. There is no noise. Eyes. There is nothing interesting. Mouth. Silence.
24. What we thought we were obsessed with was forgotten in the process of our obsession.
25. When you blink, it becomes a star and falls in my heart.
26. In this world, everything can be solved except marriage. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. You can't face a man who can do it. Therefore, life is, I would rather be lonely than stable.
27. Who humbled his promise, indulged in loneliness and left me?
28. blame yourself Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.
29. I just want to be with you, from morning till night, from beauty to beauty, from beginning to end, you don't have to do anything, as long as you stand in my sight, the world is beautiful.
30. Many things are like the wind. Although you can't touch them, you can feel them.
3 1. Sergio? Leon: When I am tired of everything, I will think of you, think of your life and existence somewhere in the world, and I am willing to put up with everything. Your existence is very important to me.
32. I am not alone. I'm just one person. It's good to have me alone in my world. It's lively enough.
On that day, she realized that every one of them was a tear she refused to shed. And she is the flower he lost at the end of the world.
34. I like you with no strings attached. I like you. It's that simple. What I want is someone who can cover my hands, pull my hair and lean on him when I am sad. Guess you can stay with me all the time It is not difficult to realize these things slowly. This is a process that makes each other feel at ease. Now my heart is full of warmth. Every day's worries are exposed on the face, so naked. Everyone will laugh when they see them.
35. Sincerity is always precious, true feelings are always the most beautiful, sincerity is worth paying, and true love does not need to regret after crying.
36. I suddenly want to go for a walk, alone, slowly and quietly.
37. It's not a pity to miss it. Even if two people are suitable, but there is no strong desire to be together, it just means that they don't love enough. For those who don't love enough, even if they miss it, they just pass someone by. People who really love you won't miss you, because love will drive them crazy. All the people who wait passively just don't love you so much. Because love is active.
38. The heart has been torn and scattered in the air, like a withered flower, which can never be recovered.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
40. What is love? Not letting go of your hand, but holding you tightly; Don't go!
4 1. On that day, I watched you leave with heartbreaking eyes. Today, let me borrow a little of your affectionate eyes and give me a ride to warm my heart that has never been warm this season.
Forty-one sentences are poisoned in the middle of the night.
Send a message to a friend 1 if you are poisoned late at night after eating supper. Recently, I fried supper every day, and the barbecue the next day swelled into a pig's head with acne, but it was really cool. I like the life in the fat house.
The season of crayfish and watermelon is coming. What do you like best in summer?
A good girlfriend will order you a snack even if she has one. Don't gain weight alone. Yes More than once.
Finally, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own midnight snack.
5. Fresh crucian carp silver celery soup.
6. Eating supper really makes people feel guilty, and after eating it, they will fall into deep remorse.
7. Life should be so spicy. Your life is spicy crayfish, let delicious food flow on the tip of your tongue.
8. Dinner+midnight snack, two meals together.
9. New delicious food, new life, choice of heart.
10. I failed this trip and came back to eat Luzhou fish.
1 1. Busy all day, insist on being a happy crayfish.
12. In fact, if you go to bed early, there is no such trouble as whether to have a midnight snack or not. I don't believe I can work hard enough to get up and eat when I fall asleep.
13. I really want to go to the log cabin for barbecue and eat roast pig's trotters, fish for grilled fish, and food stalls for crayfish.
14. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.
15. In the middle of the night, I feel hungry.
16. New feeling of online take-out and enjoy offline service.
17. Except snacks.
18. It's time to eat crayfish again. I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~
19. Eat less and don't make me fat again.
20. Grab a snack and have a barbecue at home!
2 1. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.
Eat midnight snack, poison late at night, send pictures to friends circle. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.
23. At the thought of the college entrance examination, the whole person is full of blood.
24. The weather is getting warmer and the lobster is getting fat! Foodies, you can start eating lobster!
25. You come to Nong's house and take it to Jun. Take off your coat.
26. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab cakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.
27. On weekends, the sky is blue, the sun is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending with a midnight snack.
28. A spicy crayfish is delicious for everyone.
I really can't understand those girls who don't eat at night. It's too difficult. I'd better have a midnight snack.
30. buy bones at the east gate and order oranges with pox sauce?
3 1. Spicy crayfish, which cannot be copied.
32. I just had a small barbecue and didn't eat supper, so I got sick all over.
Well, when a person can't sleep at night, he always wants to have dinner.
34. A spicy crayfish enjoys delicious food and wins the world.
35. Eat, you are not fat.
36. The midnight snack is a midnight snack. Lose weight after eating!
37. I went home after a midnight snack. After a while, several street lamps broke down.
38. Looking at pictures of others eating crayfish, I was so greedy that I placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of my face. For me, eating may be more important.
39. Amy's dad, shrimp!
40. Comrades, I am having a midnight snack. I won't give up gaining weight.
4 1. Crayfish tastes classic, and beauty is the first choice.
Summary of sentences about quarreling with husband and seeing friends off in the cold war
Quarrel with my husband and send my friends away in the cold war. Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.
When you left, I sent you a bunch of flowers, which was my smile, and the green leaves were my evergreen thoughts.
I began to miss you when you were in front of me, because I knew you would leave soon.
Your lies are always so beautiful. In the end, it hurt me deeply. Is it my innocence or your ignorance?
You said that three generations of fireworks were used to admire the keel, and then you were displaced for half your life.
6. If you are sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you.
7. I miss our time together.
8. True love is a kind of faith. Only my lover makes me stronger. True love is a yearning. I just want to wander around the world with my lover. True love is a kind of lingering. Only people who love each other can understand. Honey, I love you.
9. Happiness is a naughty flower. Watering with your heart will eventually blossom.
10. Things can't be said to be dead. Some things are always worth trying.
1 1. I regret my careless words only after the right and wrong happened.
12. In addition to confession, there are many ways to like someone. I want to express my love with the most beautiful words in the world: however, when I am shy and silent to you, do you understand my love?
13. I don't like compromise, but I compromised for you for so long with my cleanest heart, so long.
14. Without your original letting go, I wouldn't be happy now.
15. At the end of the day, you can slowly feel how the afternoon sun shadow drags westward, how the floating dust in the corner swims aimlessly, how the dusk climbs up your desk silently, and how the feeling of loneliness is pressing on your mind more and more.
16. Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?
17. I have lived next door since I left you, and I am the only one who goes in and out.
18. I had a cold war with her, and suddenly she followed her a large group of sisters, and I didn't have any.
19. A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a problem.
Anyway, there is only one you and one me in this world. This is our story.
Quarrel with my husband in the cold war. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love. When a man meets love, he will become tolerant and tolerate all the weaknesses of a woman.
22. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
23. Russia hates the pride of fate and laughs at Russia's lack of decision-making power.
24. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, have a cold war or have a second regret with you. To my beloved!
25. Can you kill me if you can't see my strength?
26. It is really a heartfelt pain to be afraid that the person you care about will gradually become distant, thin and strange.
Even if you miss the delicate daffodils in the water, don't forget that wild lilies also have spring in the lonely corner of the valley.
28. Boyfriends don't smoke, fight, skip classes, swear words or bully others. Of course not.
29. People's peach blossoms come and go, just like the physiological cycle.
30. If you hug each other at dusk, break my bones and brew my wine.
3 1. I thought I was the kind of person who dared to love and hate. It was so cool. Only after I loved it did I find that I was the one who could afford it.
32. Love is not looking for similarities, but learning to respect differences.
33. I hate it when I hear something that hurts me to death, but I have to pretend as if nothing has happened.
34. I am busy making others happy, but I forget my own happiness.
35. I am unprepared for the tears of disappointment.
36. Love is a scam. I don't want to cheat and I don't want to be cheated.
37. Your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me.
38. If waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year. Still a lifetime!
39. You don't need to be understood by everyone. Just be yourself and don't need to be liked by everyone. Just be honest.
40. What regrets, what feelings, what love at first sight are just excuses for icing on the cake.
Quarrel with your husband and make friends in the cold war +0. True friendship is not rhetoric, but holding your hand at a critical moment.
42. It is because you are too idle that you have time to cling to meaningless things and moan about the so-called pain. Look at those busy people, their time is spent on hard work.
43. Commitment is a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.
44. How fragile is our relationship? As long as I turn off my cell phone and computer, I may never contact me again in my life.
45. You can't have a cold war for the people you care about for too long!
46. If the director lets Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.
47. In love, everyone has a thorn. Protect that timid self.
48. Always pretending to feel guilty, it is easy to shed tears. Your face is covered with chaotic pictures.
49. Time will precipitate the truest emotion: wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes far is just passing clouds and smoke: what remains is the love worth cherishing. Warm arrival may not last long: plain love may not be ruthless. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest.
50. While learning to compromise, we should also adhere to our most basic principles.
5 1. Actually, it doesn't need much. As long as you live healthily and love sincerely, you can still be regarded as a kind of wealth.
52. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.
I have a chance to win the cold war with him. I used to take the initiative to admit my mistake. Can I hold on this time? Strangers give me courage.
54. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.
55. Life is not easy. Bow your head when it's time to bow your head. Give in when it's time. Only by standing up to grievances can we become great weapons; only by standing up to tests can we win dignity. If you don't give in, you will lose ground one by one: passionate fighting will only reduce your value. Self-esteem is not given by others, but by yourself.
56. Looking at each other is helpless but not tacit friendship. After all, it has passed and become the saddest sacrifice in the silence of the Cold War.
57. What you are looking for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time.
58. You and I have the same dream. On the day of "I love you", embrace the sunshine and let go of hope!
59. You don't know that you are the protagonist in my diary. I fell in love before dating, during the cold war, made up, and broke up until now.
60. I learned a lot and let go of a lot.
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