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Fairy Tales of the New Tortoise and Rabbit Race

One day, the tortoise and the rabbit were walking on the beach. The tortoise looked the rabbit up and down and said, Look, your ears are as long as Lamian Noodles's. It's really ugly. If you know yourself, pull it out! Like pulling a radish. Ha ha. The rabbit taking a leisurely walk with milk tea gave the tortoise a contemptuous look. When the tortoise saw the rabbit, he put on a warm heart and said, I know many plastic surgery hospitals that can introduce you.

The rabbit flew into a rage, and the tortoise had to be the referee to compete with the crow.

Rabbit said: let's win or lose the game, you bastard. The tortoise readily agreed.

Although the rabbit knows that the tortoise is an idiot. I didn't expect it to go too far. So I fell asleep halfway up. At this time, the backward tortoise struggled to catch up. Finally, the restless and sweaty turtle caught up. Unexpectedly, I fell down next to the rabbit and woke it up.

The rabbit left the tortoise behind with its absolute genetic advantage, which is almost the end! The tortoise said to the crow with tears, good brothers, we are all family! You must help. The crow was moved by the sincerity of the tortoise. Then, the cursed rabbit was inexplicably lame near the finish line. Became the runner-up

The tortoise and rabbit race is over. Of course, the rabbit accepted the tortoise's proposal and became a short-eared rabbit, and was proud of it!

Fairy Tales of the New Tortoise and Rabbit Race 2 Since the Tortoise and Rabbit Race, Little Rabbit has been moping and regretting that he fell asleep in the race, otherwise he would have won the championship. The tortoise was ecstatic after winning the championship in the competition.

One sunny morning, the rabbit was running in the morning, but I didn't expect to meet the tortoise in the sun. The tortoise proudly said to the little rabbit, "What's the matter?" I beat you in the competition, so I believe in it! Do you want to play again? See what I can do. Ha ha! ""Well ... forget it ... "Little Nutbrown hare lowered his ears and ran on." Ha! Dare not! The tortoise began to sing, "rabbit, rabbit, what bad luck, even I can't run away, haha!" "What a pity! Haha! " "You ..." Little rabbit flushed with anger. "Let's compare, who is afraid of who!" "good! The time is set for Friday. We'll ask the magpie to be the referee. Don't cry if you lose! Haha! " The tortoise said this and went back with a smile. Little Nutbrown hare thought: I must work harder this time to surpass the tortoise. I can't fall asleep during the game.

So, the rabbit began to practice long-distance running as soon as he got home. What about the tortoise? Lazy in the sun, doing nothing, quietly waiting for the arrival of Friday.

Time flies, and it will be the day of the game soon. The animals that come to watch are like a tide. "pa!" With a gunshot, the little rabbit flew out at once. Halfway through, the little rabbit began to feel sleepy again. It looked back and found that the tortoise had long since disappeared, so it was ready to lie down and have a comfortable sleep. Just lying down, I remembered that I lost the game last time because of this! Little rabbit got up at once and rushed out.

"The rabbit won!" The magpie judge awarded the trophy to the little rabbit. Little rabbit smiled happily, so brilliant! And the tortoise looked at his empty hand, bowed his head and left despondently.

Fairy Tale of the New Tortoise and Rabbit Race 3 Since losing to the tortoise in the last race, the rabbit was unconvinced and organized another race.

On this day, the game began. The tortoise crawled unhurriedly, with a strange big guy on its back. The rabbit looked at it and thought: haha! He also added a counterweight to himself, carrying such a heavy burden and watching how I hit him!

At the beginning of the game, the rabbit felt something was wrong, because as soon as he rushed out, the tortoise confidently pressed a button, and, swish, the tortoise flew in the air. What? The rabbit is in a hurry. He tried his best to catch up with him. But when he ran to the finish line, he saw the tortoise sleeping under a tree not far away! The rabbit was very angry and ran home angrily.

At home, the rabbit thought calmly and finally realized that what was on the turtle's back was a high-tech product, so he began to create inventions and vowed to surpass the turtle.

Rabbit bought a drawing of Juck Zhang hypersonic vehicle from human, which was ten times faster than that of tortoise. From that day on, the rabbit's room kept ringing every day for a month and a half. After the hypersonic vehicle was completed, the rabbit wrote a challenge to the tortoise.

The next day, they went to war again, and the tortoise still took the old equipment-the flying machine. Bang! The starting gun rang, the tortoise proudly pressed the button of the ordinary aircraft, and the rabbit pressed the forward button of the hypersonic aircraft. Shua-the rabbit moved to the finish line in an instant, and this round, the tortoise was defeated. The rabbit finally got his revenge and defeated the tortoise.

It seems that the new era should be brave in thinking and be good at innovation. Only in this way can we be in an invincible position.

Fairy Tales of the New Tortoise and Rabbit Race 4 Recently, an explosive news spread in the forest: the rabbit gave the tortoise a gauntlet and said that he would race. There is nothing wrong with finding a small animal that can run faster than yourself. If you run with the tortoise, the rabbit will have a brain cramp. No one knows what is hidden behind this gauntlet.

When the tortoise accepted the challenge, he was filled with joy. I want to impress the animal world this time. Don't always think that I can't run. I will prove it to you with facts.

Many small animals joke that turtles can't run. When they saw the tortoise, they said, "The tortoise can't run fast, you are the worst in the animal world", which made the tortoise very unhappy. One day, he suddenly had an idea, why not find a good friend rabbit to play a game, let rabbit pretend to fall asleep halfway, let himself win the game and be innocent. But how can we get the rabbit to agree to this special request? Think before and after, or do what you want. The little turtle bought a car full of carrots and dragged them to the door of the little rabbit. The smell of carrots aroused the "gluttonous worm" in the rabbit's stomach. At the sight of the rabbit's expression, the little turtle felt at ease: "Sister Rabbit, I have something I want you to help me." I will give you all my carrots if you promise. "Bunny must mean to send carrots, so it doesn't matter what happens:" Brother Tortoise, as long as you give me carrots, I will go up and down the mountain with burning eyebrows. ""I want to race you. Everyone knows that you are a runner. As long as you can pretend to sleep halfway, I won't be honored if I win the tortoise. Little rabbit agreed. Soon, the little rabbit gave the tortoise a gauntlet and told the whole world.

Start the game! The rabbit flew out like an arrow that left the string, while the tortoise climbed to the finish line with a heavy shell. The tortoise crawled and crawled, but still worried. Will the rabbit keep his promise? But he soon gave up the idea. He has seen the rabbit pretending to be asleep under the distant tree, and he smiled in his heart. I am no longer the slowest person in the animal world.

Fairy Tales of the New Tortoise and Rabbit Race 5 The rabbit who lost the last tortoise and rabbit race was criticized by her mother. He also realized his mistake and couldn't sleep proudly.

The rabbit found the tortoise and wanted to compete with him again. The rabbit said, "I must run faster than you this time!" " "

The tortoise said, "That's not certain. I will choose the venue. "

The tortoise took the rabbit to the big slope at the top of the mountain, pointed to a tree at the foot of the mountain and said, "Let's see who runs to that tree first."

As soon as the tortoise finished speaking, the little rabbit began to rush down the hill. But the rabbit has long hind legs and short front legs, so it keeps falling.

The tortoise waited until the rabbit ran halfway up the mountain, then unhurriedly retracted its head and limbs into its shell, turned into a disk, and giggled and went down the mountain.

Little Nutbrown hare was startled to see a green disc overtaking him!

When the rabbit ran breathlessly to the finish line, the tortoise had rested against the tree.

Little Nutbrown hare was surprised and asked, "When did you arrive? Why didn't I see it! "

The tortoise said, "This is called outwit!" " "

The rabbit came home depressed and asked his mother, "I didn't sleep this time, but I have been running." How could I lose to the slow tortoise? "

Mother Rabbit told Little Rabbit: "Running was originally our strong point, and it was the tortoise's short board, but he used his brain and made use of the terrain to turn his short board into a strong point." We have long hind legs, but it affects downhill running. "