Humorous jokes amuse women?

1, I am a woman, but I don't like being called miss because it makes me feel old. I like being called little sister because it makes me feel young. I have a jealous girlfriend. We go shopping together. I walked in front and she followed. I turned around and saw her crying. 3. Girlfriend: "Dear, if there is an afterlife, do you want to be a man or a woman?" Me: "Man." Girlfriend: "Then I will be your daughter." Me: "Good!" Girlfriend: "Then you can't marry me again." Me: "Why?" Girlfriend: "Because you married me, I became your mother!" " "I ... 4. My girlfriend asked, "If we quarrel, how can you coax me?" "I'll slap you to wake you up!" "You won't hit me, will you?" "No, because I can kneel and rub the washboard." "Why are you kneeling on the washboard?" "Because I asked you to help me wash clothes." "Why did you let me do the laundry?" "I like you to help me wash clothes." "What do I like about you? "Girlfriend:" I like you whatever you like about me. "