Joke stories of positive energy

Positive energy joke story 1 Xiao Li is an ordinary company employee, earning just enough money to live.

One day, I met Xiao Zhang on my way home. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li are high school classmates and have a good relationship with each other. Later, Xiao Zhang failed the college entrance examination and went into business. Made a lot of money and became a famous boss.

Xiao Zhang insisted on pulling Xiao Li home for dinner, but Xiao Li couldn't refuse and followed. Xiao Zhang's family was so imposing that Xiao Li almost didn't have the courage to go in.

Xiao Li, what do you think of this newly bought vase? Xiao Zhang boasted that it was from the Ming Dynasty, and I spent a lot of money to buy it back. Xiao Li, an ordinary person who works hard all day, doesn't know these things. He kept nodding and saying good things.

So Xiao Zhang took the opportunity to introduce some other things at home to him, such as stools in Qing Dynasty, tables in Ming Dynasty and bowls in Song Dynasty, which made Xiao Li very embarrassed.

Finally, when it was time to eat, Xiao Li thought he could eat safely.

Xiao Li, we finally got together for a drink. I have had Maotai Wuliangye for ten years, so I can choose whatever I want to drink.

Xiao Li said, it's not that you don't know my capacity for alcohol. I get drunk as soon as I drink white wine.

Then drink some wine, which has been aged for more than ten years. You are here today, so drink it.

Xiao Li crustily skin of head finished eating, and Xiao Zhang sent him to the door. When he left, Xiao Li invited Xiao Zhang to his house for dinner the next day.

The next day, Xiao Zhang came to Xiao Li's house.

I'm really sorry, Xiao Zhang. There is nothing to entertain you at home. Have some juice first.

Xiao Zhang took a sip and frowned. Wow, he threw up everything he just drank. What did you give me to drink?

I went to your house yesterday and found that you especially like old things. I, a shop assistant, can't afford any high-end goods, so I can only get some old juice to entertain you.

Ah, is this still drinkable? Xiao Zhang was not in the mood to eat, so he got up and went out after a few commonplaces.

Xiao Li seemed to remember something and ran to the bedroom to get something and chased it out. He chased and shouted, Xiao Zhang, wait. You haven't read some newspapers I prepared for you. It's been ten years.

Positive energy joke story 2: Ah Ku is a fashionable post-90s generation. Today, I'm going to play with my friend A Le and the girl I just met, so I got up early in the morning and dressed up. At nine o'clock, Ku, wearing an open-chested pink shirt and a pair of black jeans, got on a motorcycle and hurried to the meeting place. Looking at half a bottle of mousse hair in the mirror, Ku was very satisfied with today's dress and whistled proudly all the way.

When I came to the meeting, I saw A Le surrounded by three girls at a glance, which was cool. O cool smartly a jilt dragon tail, parked beside A Le and others.

Yo, Ku, you look so handsome today! A Le kowtowed to Ku as soon as they met.

Just so-so, Ale. You are handsome today, too. Cool two people flatter each other in front of the girl and echo each other.

A Le, let's cut the crap. Where are we going to play today? Ku asked, sitting on a motorcycle.

The girls said they were going to the museum.

Ok. Ladies! Get in the car and go. Nodded indifferently and said. So, Aku and his wife took three girls to a famous museum.

Shortly after getting off the bus, Aku found A Le looking at himself strangely. Cool, cool! A Le whispered to Ku. And as he spoke, he made a gesture of pointing down with his forefinger. Ku wants to know, what did A Le ask me to do and make a contemptuous gesture to me? Are you jealous that I am so popular with girls? Ah, Ku left the pie mouth and gave A Le a thumbs-up sign in response.

Unexpectedly, A Le repeatedly waved his hand, and his gestures and tone were also urgent. A Le ignored A Le's eyes and continued to chat with the girls. Chatting with Ku, I found that girls are all blushing and shy when talking to him.

Hey, hey, there's a door! Looks like brother, I really didn't dress up for nothing today. Look at these shy girls. Cool was overjoyed and talked with those girls more vigorously. But also in a Zhang Dalong chair posing as a king with his legs and hands flat, and taking photos with the girls, making the girls' faces always red.

In the evening, A Ku took photos with the girls, and then went home. Stay in the cool house, A Le that a face of strange look still didn't disappear. A Le patted Ku, who was still excited, and said strangely, What can I say, Ku, you are so handsome today! Then he rode away.

O cool white his one eye, speechless, anyway, he has been nervous all day. Then he went straight to the bathroom. He endured the urine all afternoon today to be a gentleman. As soon as Ku went to the bathroom, he touched his pants. Suddenly, a scream came from Ku's mouth: pants! Then there was a head bump on the door panel from the bathroom.

It turned out that Ku's own door was open all day.