A faint humorous joke.

1. A day of courtesy month. Location: On the bus, Party A accidentally stepped on Party B due to sudden braking. Party B: Thank you! A: You're welcome. This is what I should do.

One day, I came back from a business trip and took the boss's BMW. I didn't mean to show off by calling her in advance. After returning home, she stared at me and looked around me twice. Finally, she reached out and touched my PP and put it in front of her nose to smell it. She said solemnly, "well, yes, it smells like BMW!" "

Unfortunately, two cars rear-ended on the road. The youth in front of the car asked the youth behind the car:? Dude, I'm sorry, is your last name medicine? No? Then your father's surname is Li, not Li. ? Oh, are there any civil servants in your family? No? What about immediate family? No? Oh, can you play the piano? No? In that case? You pay me back, this is a new car I just bought?

4, the civil service examination is extremely hot, and thousands of people compete for a position. The reporter interviewed a candidate who had just come out of the examination room. The buddy said calmly: It was still easy to mix in ancient times. Cut the bottom and become a civil servant! ?

In the school dormitory, the water in my cup is always stolen and written on the cup with correction fluid? No drinking? The water level is still falling.

One day, after taking the medicine, I didn't want to eat two more tablets, so I threw them into the cup. As soon as I sat down the next morning, I heard a boy behind me whisper. That's tough. Drug it! ! ! ?

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