Funny confession jokes can kill people

1, Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are kind to her, it is not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man. In fact, I have no advantage, only three, Gao, Fu and Shuai. (I write Pinyin because it may not be Gao Fushuai! In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor, forever master, accompany me to spoil me. I will be the door of the emotional station all my life, and I will not open it at any time, nor for anyone. You should seize the opportunity! When I miss you, my mood is so gentle. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will come out of my chest and tell you-I love you! Look at your bad temper. Who can tolerate it? The fortune teller said that I have a good temper and can just neutralize you. what do you think? I never frown, only bow my head and kiss you. 6. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you. There are thousands of people in the world, but you let me fall at a glance. You are like an electric spark, which suddenly blinded my eyes. 8. Regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest burden in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will? 9. In the future, my name will be eight or nine, and your name will be ten, because eight or nine is close to ten, and nine times out of ten. 10, I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. 1 1. Angels can't fly without wings. Without you, I would be Baba. You won't let me fall! 12, I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart. 13, I don't particularly like it, but I like you very much. You are nothing in my heart, but you are supreme. 14, the happiest life is to make sure that someone loves you because of your current situation, or more accurately, someone loves you regardless of how you love it. I believe you have reached this level. Do you need me to say anything else? 15, I hope your eyes keep smiling and you can get everything you want. I am the most important thing to you. 16, when I am rich, I will send you ten miles of peach blossoms. Now I will give you money to spend. Marry me quickly. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the haystack and bite your ear tightly. Although I am not a mouse in my life, I also want to be a mouse. 18, I don't want to sing "Love Song of Singles", I don't want to sleep alone, I don't want to be cold until the end, "If I were a bird, I would fly to you and tell you quietly" and "I really miss you"! 19, I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of muscle, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I will catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth. 20. I think you are really not a qualified beauty. You better be my wife! Funny confession jokes can make people laugh. 2 1. Talking too much is useless. I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life. 2. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. When I stare at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter. Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife? Your love is like a star, sometimes bright, sometimes dark. I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold. 5. Weather forecast: I will miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, but I will become crazy in the afternoon, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the early stage. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you. 6. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine! 7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend! 9. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone. 10, I want to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I want to be the wind blowing on your face. Let me feel your tenderness again. 1 1, I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice. 12, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you. 13, colourful words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I'm not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! Love for thousands of years, the person I love in this life is still you 14. That's how I love you, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you! 15, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will? 16, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! 17, I don't love you. I lied to you. This is against my will. I really don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess me. Heart 18, if you receive this message, you just like me, if you delete it, you just want to marry me, if you don't reply, you promise to marry me, if you modify it. It's up to you 19, according to the earliest love poem, it is written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright! 20. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. 2 1, what is romance, knowing that she doesn't love you, and giving her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses. 22. Dear, after scanning you, my love "plan" began. People say that we are "compatible" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"! 23. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours. 24. The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl. 25. Gently put the oath on your finger. From now on, we will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms. 26. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you. 27. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be the most sincere to you, and I will never change my mind. 28. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic. 29. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life. 30. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you. Funny confession jokes can make people laugh. 3 humorous and funny confession sentences 1 1. I want to spoil you, hug you tightly, and prove to you that no matter how harsh the world is, I like you better. 2. I will take you to all corners of the country to indulge, eat all over the streets and play all over Qianshan, and then come home with me. I have walked many roads, crossed many bridges, seen many clouds and drunk many kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age. 4, the Milky Way is hot, you are the ideal of the world, the night is cold, you are the fire of the world. 5. Pinch your fingers, girl, you miss me. 6. I just want to turn the page between you and me; More, turn to the last page and see if you are with me. 7. I see you! You are the only person in my eyes that I don't look at! 8. I hope that all people will not be separated; I know this is my most beautiful promise to you. 9. I want to hold your hand and go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery and taste the dry sea and rotten rocks. 10, before you, I never wanted to get married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married. 1 1. Who do you listen to? This is the site of labor and capital, of course, it's your call! 12, even the beautiful spring breeze can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand. 13, the best meeting in life is to meet you at the right time and place. From now on, we will hold your hand and grow old together. 14, you love, or you don't love me, love is there, not increasing or decreasing; You follow me, or you don't follow me. My hand is in your hand. Don't give up. 15, I decided to like you all my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I live, I will always like you. 16, I want to give you a lock, lock me in your heart, others can't get in, and I can't get out. 17, I must find you when I miss you. 18, your past, I don't have time to participate. Your future, I will accompany you to the end. 19, I also wasted my time and even died desperately, but I began to yearn for a long life because I fell in love with you. 20. I want to be with you, even if the front is full of thorns, even if thousands of people block it, even if it is white-haired. 2 1, your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration. 22. I hope that one day, when you are sick, I will give you an infusion and an injection! I am the one who cooks porridge for you by your side! It's still me who laughs at the scenery with you. 23, I want to give you happiness, others I don't trust. 24, say a good life, a year, a month, a day, an hour, is not a lifetime. 25. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit. 26. If you can look at me until I become an ugly old bald man with a big belly, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady. I just want to hold your hand for the rest of my life, from dawn to dusk. 28. I have no time to participate in your past; But your future, you must have me. 29. What did you say made me like you for so long? But I'm honored to meet you. 30. I like you. If I cover my mouth, it will come out of my eyes. 3 1, I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes. 32. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee! 33. The first bite of cake is for you, the first love story is for you, and you say good morning to you. For the first time, I want to give it to you at the right time. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the wind and in your pocket. 36. You are a tourist in the deep mountains. You love the whole world while walking, and you are affectionate by nature. I am a cat keeper in the market. I don't watch passers-by change lovers. 37. I will never marry you in my life. Remember, you are my woman, and I don't want others to share you. 39. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you. 40. You are the robbery that I can't survive in this life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.