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The full text of Hulan River Biography must be the full text! ! !
Yandong blocked the earth and cracked the ground. From south to north, from east to west, several feet long,
A foot long, a few feet long, they have no direction, and the earth will crack anytime and anywhere, as long as winter comes.
I'm talking.
The cold cracked the earth.
As soon as the old man entered the room, he swept the ice on his beard with a broom and said:
"It's really cold today! The ground is frozen and cracked. "
The driver of the driver, wearing a Samsung, walked six or seven miles around the big whip. At dawn, he went into the car shop.
Slowly said to the inn manned:
"oh, my god! Like a small knife. "
When I walked into the barn, took off my dog skin hat, smoked a bag of cigarettes and reached for the hot steamed bread, it stretched out.
There are countless cracks on the back of our hands.
People's hands are cracked with cold.
Tofu sellers get up early in the morning to sell with others. Accidentally stuck the square wooden plate of tofu to the ground and took it away.
I can't get up. I'm freezing.
The old man selling steamed buns was carrying a wooden box with hot steamed buns inside. As soon as the sun came out, he cried in the street. He just ...
As soon as he came out of the house, he walked quickly and shouted loudly. But after a while, his feet were suspended.
Children, like eggs on their feet, are round. It turned out that snow and ice covered his feet. He left.
Getting up is very ineffective. If you are not careful, he will fall down. Even so, I fell down.
It's not good to fall. The steamed bread box fell down and steamed buns rolled out from under one by one. If someone is around,
See, I took this opportunity to get up when the old man fell, so I picked up a few casually and left while eating.
Yes When the old man struggled, he even picked up the ice and snow steamed bread and walked into the box. Count, but don't count. He understood. he
Say to the person who didn't go too far to eat his steamed bread:
"It was cold, the land cracked and swallowed my steamed bread."
Passers-by all laughed at this. He picked up the box and walked on. The ice under his feet seemed to be getting higher and higher.
This made it more and more difficult for him to walk, so his back sweated, his eyes frosted, and more and more ice hung on his beard, and he shouted
The relationship between suction and broken hat has frosted both the ear and the front cover of the hat. The old man walked more and more slowly, anxious and trembling all over.
It's like putting on skates for the first time and being pushed to the skating rink by friends.
The puppy barked night after night, choking with cold, as if its claws were on fire.
If it gets cold:
The water tank is frozen and cracked;
The well froze;
On the night of the snowstorm, people's houses were sealed and they slept all night. When they got up in the morning, they pushed the door, but they couldn't open it.
The door is closed.
Everything has changed since the earth arrived in this cold season. The sky is gray, as if it had been blown by a strong wind.
The weather is chaotic, and it snows all day. People walk fast and the breath in their mouths comes once in a while.
Like smoking in the cold. Seven horses were pulling a cart and running in the wilderness one after another.
Holding lanterns and whips, there are three stars hanging in the sky. After running for two miles, the horse began to sweat. Run down again, this
A group of people are steaming in the ice and snow. The horse didn't stop until the sun came out and entered the stable.
Sweating. But as soon as the sweat stopped, the horse's hair frosted immediately.
People and horses are full before they run. In this cold area, few people walk through a village, unlike in the south.
Not far away, another village came. After passing a town, another town came not far away. I can't see anything here, but I can see it from a distance.
White. From this village to that village, it is almost invisible. Only by the memory of people who know the way can they know where they are going.
Which direction? The cart of seven horses pulling grain is going to their nearby city. Those who bring soybeans sell soybeans and load them.
Those who come to sorghum sell sorghum. When they went back, they brought oil, salt and cloth.
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