China ancient classic joke.

1. The paragraphs in ancient classical Chinese were improperly selected.

Online and in bookstores. For example, the joke is that a scholar will be seventy years old and suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born in age, that is, named age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name.

The next year, another son was born. Smile: 62616964757a68696416fe58685e5aeb931333656461"It's a joke to have children at such an old age."

Because of the name "joke". When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood for the third son?" The wife said, "As you get older, you have no knowledge at all, but you have the burden of jokes."

There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. She named him "Age" because she was old enough to have a son. Before long, another son was born. He looks like a scholar, so he named him "Xue Xue".

In the third year, another son was born. The scholar smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." So he named it "Joke".

The three sons had nothing to do when they grew up, so the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to get firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Which of the three people has more firewood?" The wife said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but jokes are a burden." Avoid the original snobs and avoid them every time you come out.

The fellow traveler asked him why, and replied, "Give up my relatives." So many times, colleagues are tired.

Even if I meet a beggar, I will try to avoid him and say, "Give up my relatives." Q: "Why are there such relatives?" He said, "But all the good ones are recognized by you."

There was a vain man who met a passing dignitary when he went out and avoided it. People in the same trade asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This has happened many times, and every time he does this, people in the same industry feel very annoyed. Later, on the road, I suddenly met a beggar, and the people in the same trade also learned to hide from him and said, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain man asked, "Why do you have such poor relatives?" People in the same trade said, "Because all the good things are recognized by you." Villagers who eat olives go to town to drink, and there are olives at the banquet.

The villagers took the spit, which was astringent and tasteless, because they asked the people at the table, "What is this?" The deskmate scorned them with their village spirit: "vulgar." In the name of "vulgarity", the villagers kept it in mind and said, "Today, if you taste the strange things in the city, it is called" vulgarity "."

Everyone didn't believe it, but the man opened his mouth and gasped, "You don't believe it, but now you are full of swearing." A farmer went to a party in town, and there were olives at the party.

The farmer took it to his mouth, which was astringent and not delicious, and asked the person at the same table, "What is this?" Everyone at the same table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously, "vulgar." The farmer thinks "vulgarity" is an olive name, so he keeps it in mind. When he got home, he said to people, "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called' vulgar'."

Everyone didn't believe it. The farmer gasped with an open mouth and said, "You don't believe it. Now my mouth is full of swearing. " A person stayed for lunch, and the guest had vomited a bowl, but he didn't add any more rice.

The guest wanted to let the host know, but pretended to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Therefore, he said to his master, "The rafters are so big."

The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl and asked the boy to add it. Because he asked the guest, "Does he want geometry?" The guest said, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

A man left a guest for lunch. The guest has finished a bowl, and no one has given him more rice. The guest wants to let the host know, so he pretends to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell."

Then he deliberately pointed the bowl mouth at the owner and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl mouth." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl, so he quickly called the servant to add rice to him.

Immediately ask the guest, "How much does he sell?" The guest replied, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it." Some people are used to telling lies.

Every generation of his servants is round. One day, he said to a man, "My well was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

People think that there has been nothing since ancient times. The servant Yuan said, "It's true.

My well is near the neighbor's fence. Last night, it was windy. I saw the fence blowing to the well, but it went to my neighbor's house like a well. One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head."

The public was surprised. The servant Yuan said, "So it is.

My master was eating noodle soup in the yard when a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it a wild goose with noodle soup? "One day.

He also said to others, "the cold family has a warm weather account, which covers the world tightly without gaps." The servant frowned and said, "Master, how can I hide this lie?"

There is a man who is used to telling lies. His servants always lie for him. One day, he said to a man, "Yesterday, a well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind."

Everyone thinks that such a thing has never happened since ancient times. His servant lied for him and said, "My well is really close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was very strong last night, and the fence was blown to the side of the well, just like the well was blown to the neighbor's house. "

One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head." Everyone was surprised and didn't believe what he said.

His servant lied for him again, saying, "It happened. My master is eating noodle soup in the yard. Suddenly, a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it covered with noodle soup? " Another day, he said to others: "The cold family has a top temperature account, which covers the world tightly without any gap." Hearing this, the servant frowned awkwardly and said, "The master has gone too far. How can I hide this big lie? "

The scholar peed on the doll for a long time and was frightened. He said, "The school is coming." The doll peed immediately.

The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I think you scholars are scared to pee when they get off the stage." The scholar sighed: "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's legacy and be elegant;" I didn't expect this school to be so small that it can pass two stools. "

The servant of the scholar's family held the doll to pee, but the child didn't pee for a long time. The servant startled him and said, "Here comes the learning platform."

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I saw your scholar come to the learning platform, and he was scared to pee, so I scared him like this."

The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's wishes and continue studying;" Even more unexpected.

2. There are two mountains in China's ancient jokes: mocking Hu and betraying Qi.

Nothing in the family is poor, and he can't get out of debt, so he takes a moustache as collateral. Because there is no plan, I would rather borrow money from the center, with nostrils and people as the boundary and throat as the boundary. I have four completely different addresses, and my temples are loose, my hair roots are really bearded, and there is no miscellaneous belt. Overdue redemption, as a comprehensive sale of pigs. Open the date, month and day, and borrow the egg bag in the middle.

Ah, a frozen pen saw a book about the meaning of spring and said, "this is not a picture of spring, but a picture of summer." Why else are you naked? " Another person said, "It's not a summer painting, it's a winter painting." Q: "Why?" Answer: "Don't you see every beard?"

A man grabbed his kidney hair and said to his beard, "I dreamed last night that you were an official, a flag and umbrella deacon, and shouted in unison, you are so arrogant." The beard is very big. The man also said, "I scolded you in my dream. If you ask Zaoli to hit me, I will scratch your beard." Hu Ziyun: "If you scold an official, you will naturally fight. What happened later? " The man said, "I woke up. When I woke up, I grabbed a handful of egg hairs in one hand and stuck them on it." N3[+R6r a； We saw two mountains.

3. Ancient jokes in classical Chinese [edit this paragraph] Title Two children quarreled with each other (Li m:ng m:oér biàn ri) [edit this paragraph] Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children quarreling and asked why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son:" My day is far away, and the time between China and Japan is near. "

A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "A son said," It is cool when it comes out of the barn (cāng) at the beginning of the day, just like exploring soup in the middle of the day. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than you?" [Edit this paragraph] Note "Journey to the East": Journey to the East.

And: to. Debate: Debate to win or lose.

So: reason, reason. Answer: Yes, yes.

Go: distance. Car cover: The car cover is used to keep out the sun and rain.

Japan and China: noon. And: to, to.

Then: just. Pot: A container for holding things.

Round is a dish, and square is a bowl. In favor: use "say", say.

Desolate: cool, slightly cold. Warehouse: It means cold.

Soup exploration: reach into the hot water. It means it's very hot.

Soup: Hot water. Decide: to decide, judge.

Who: Who? Ru: You.

Know: the same as "wisdom" wisdom. [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children quarreling endlessly and asked them why they quarreled.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to people at sunrise and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first rises and close to people at noon.

The first child said, "When the sun just rose, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it looked like a plate. Isn't that why distant things look small and close? " Another child said, "when the sun first came out, it felt very cold." At noon, it's as hot as putting your hand into hot water. Isn't this the truth that the closer you get, the hotter you get, and the farther you get, the colder you get? " Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who said you were learned?" [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.

A son said, "I've been close to people since the day, but I'm estranged at noon." A son goes far at the beginning of the day, but the middle of the day is near.

A son said, "The sunrise at the beginning of the day is as big as a car cover, and it is like a dish in the middle of the day. Isn't this because the distance is small and the distance is big? " A Confucius said, "It's cool at the beginning of the day, like exploring soup at noon. Is this cool for people who are close at hand? " Confucius never made a decision. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than the tiger?" [Edit this paragraph] Explain scientifically why it is incorrect to explain the distance between the ground and the sun according to different feelings.

One of the children in the "Two Children Debate Day" said that the morning is far from noon because the sun is cold and the noon is hot. The other said that the sun is big in the morning and small at noon, so the morning is far from noon, and the fact observation is true. So how to explain it? What the hell is going on? One view is that there are clouds on the surface of the earth in the morning, and the sun looks big through the clouds. At noon, when the clouds cleared, the sun looked small, but the size of the sun did not change.

There is also a view that the sun looks big because its height is different and its atmospheric refractive index is different. In the morning, the sun has a low altitude angle and a high refractive index. Another view is that due to the illusion of the eyes, it seems that the sun in the morning is bigger than that at noon.

The white figure we see is bigger than the black figure of the same size. This is called photodegradation in physics.

When the sun rises, the surrounding sky is dark, so the sun appears bright, and at noon, the surrounding sky is bright. In contrast, the brightness difference between the sun and the background is not so big, which is why we look like the sun is bigger in the morning than at noon. In short, the distance from the sun is the same in the morning and noon, so its size is the same. Besides, it is hotter at noon than in the morning. Is it because the sun is closer to us at noon than in the morning? Not exactly.

Why is this? It is hotter at noon than in the morning because the sun shines directly on the ground at noon and obliquely on the ground in the morning. It can be seen that when the sun is in direct sunlight, the ground and the air receive more solar radiation heat at the same time and in the same area than when the sun is oblique in the morning, so they are heated the most. So it is hotter at noon than in the morning.

In fact, the hot and cold weather mainly depends on the temperature. The main factor affecting the temperature is determined by the radiation intensity of the sun, but solar photothermal is not the main reason for directly raising the temperature.

Because the direct absorption of sunlight by air is only a small part of the total solar radiation, most of it is absorbed by the ground. After the ground absorbs the solar radiation heat, it is conducted upward to the air through radiation, convection and other heat transfer methods, which is the main reason for the temperature rise.

In short, it is not because the sun is far from our ground that it is hot at noon and cold in the morning every day. [Edit this paragraph] The author quotes this article from Liezi Tang Wen. Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou, a Zheng man, during the Warring States Period.

Yukou was one of the representatives of Taoism in the Warring States Period. Liezi was originally a compilation of Liezi's works (Zheng Ren Lieyukou in the early Warring States period), Liezi's disciples and Liezi's later research, and was written in the late Warring States period.

Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism, and Liezi was banned. In the early Han Dynasty, Huang Lao was highly praised, and Liezi became famous all over the world.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only respected Confucianism and ousted hundreds of schools, and his examples were scattered among the people. Emperor Han Chengdi asked for a suicide note on earth, and Liu Xiang compiled the examples into eight articles and hid them in the secret room of the Inner Palace.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhang Zhan's Notes on Liezi came out and Liezi was widely circulated. Liezi Tang Wen, compiled by Liezi, contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends. Confucius: Modesty and prudence, seeking truth from facts. Two children: smart and lovely, good at thinking, dare to question questions they don't understand, and dare to argue.

[Edit this paragraph] The character introduces Confucius (former 55 1.9.28~ former 479.4. 1 1), whose real name was Lu, Han nationality in the Spring and Autumn Period. Born in Changping Township (now Luyuan Village, southeast of Qufu City, Shandong Province).

After his death, he was buried in Surabaya in the north of Qufu, which is now Kong Lin. According to historical records, Confucius' family, Confucius' ancestors were descendants of Shang Dynasty.

After the destruction of Shang Dynasty in Zhou Dynasty, Zhou Chengwang was made an ordinary brother, and Wei Zi was made a loyal minister in Song Dynasty. Its capital is Shangqiu (now Shangqiu, Henan).

After Wei's death, his brother acceded to the throne.

4. What humorous jokes are there in classical Chinese? 1. "Praise money" 1. A man lost his way and met a mute. He didn't answer. Only when he shows his money by making money with his hands will he be willing to guide him. This man's metaphor means counting money with him. The mute pointed out the way, and he asked, "Why don't you have the money to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" " A lost man met a "mute" who didn't answer. "Dumb" will only give money by hand and show the way. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out some money to the "dumb". "Dumb" opened his mouth and pointed to the road. The lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, you can talk if you have money."

3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods, a collection of signature games in the Qing Dynasty, mostly jokes in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Second, "righteousness" 1, the original text: the most greedy official.

One day, two people were arrested (tried) for dysprosium, and the plaintiff gave fifty gold. When the defendant heard about it, he paid double the bribe. The trial, regardless of the reason, draws lots to beat the plaintiff.

The plaintiff will make a gesture of counting to five and say, "Small is reasonable." The official also replied with his hand: "Slave, you are right."

He shook his hand and said, "He is more reasonable than you." 2. An official is very greedy. One day, he arrested the plaintiff and defendant for trial. The plaintiff gave the official 520 gold, and the defendant doubled the bribe as soon as he heard it.

When the court opened, officials drew lots indiscriminately and beat the plaintiff. The plaintiff pointed his finger and said, "I'm right."

The official also held out five fingers and said, "Slave, although you are right", and then turned his hand and said, "He is more right than you!" 3, source: rational, pinyin yǒu lǐ, from A Dream of Red Mansions. 3. "Confusion" 1, the original text: A young blind man was involved in the lawsuit and complained of blindness.

The official said, "How can you cheat when you have a pair of white eyes?" Answer: "The master thinks that the villain is innocent, and the villain thinks that the master is confused." 2. A green-blind man was involved in a lawsuit. He argued that he was blind.

The official said, "Your eyes are blue and white. What are you pretending to be blind? " The man replied, "You look at me innocently, but I think you are confused!" " "3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods. Fourth, "Du Zi helps out" 1, the original text: A military attache goes out and loses.

Suddenly there is a magic weapon to help, and the victory is great. The military attache knocked on God's name, and God said, "I am the god of stacks."

The military attache asked, "What is the virtue of that young man, who dares to work hard to save the immortal?" God said, "I only feel that you have never hurt me with an arrow in the teaching field." 2. Once upon a time, a military commander went to war and was about to fail.

Suddenly, with the help of the magic warrior, defeat turned into victory. The military commander kowtowed and asked the name of God, and the immortal said, "I am a stack god."

The military commander said, "What kind of kindness and ability do I have to ask the stack god to save me?" The god replied, "I only thank you for never hurting me with an arrow when you practice archery on the school playground." 3. Source: Selected from Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in Qing Dynasty.

Five, "Tian Jian Swallow Chicken" 1, the original text: A rich man has more than one acre, and rents it to Zhang San, and each acre gets a chicken. Zhang San hid the chicken behind his back, and the owner of the field chanted, "This field is different from Zhang San." Zhang San quickly offered the chicken, and the owner shouted, "Who would Zhang San be without it?" Zhang San said, "I didn't hear about it at first, but I heard about it later. Why? " Master Tian said: "At first, the chicken didn't say anything. Later, I did it when I saw it."

2. A rich man, who has extra fields at home, wants to rent three kinds of land to Zhang, (on condition) giving a chicken per acre. Zhang San put the chicken behind his back, and the farmer (the rich man) sang, "This field will not be cultivated by Zhang San." Zhang San quickly took out the chicken for him. The owner of the field sang "Who will Zhang San return to?" Zhang San said: "I just heard you say that you didn't give me (seeds), and then you gave me seeds." Why? " The owner said: "I didn't talk about chicken (recording) at first, but I did it as soon as I saw the chicken (machine)." 3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods.

5. The classical Chinese paragraphs are all aimed at me, and the students are seated accordingly.

It's so depressing that students don't come. The joke is probably like this: A private school teacher teaches The Analects of Confucius, and' gloomy literary talent' is mispronounced as' Everyone is equal to me'.

Later, a new teacher in a private school pronounced "gloomy literature and art" correctly, and the students thought that the new teacher had made a mistake and would not come to school. At that time, people ridiculed the poem and said,' Everyone is equal to me, and all students sit.

It's so depressing that students don't come. "-one day.

Who is wrong if the major is not hot? It is too late! "Yu You also sighed and said," I am destined to be a responsible person, suffering from bones and muscles, and the misery of the Chinese Department is just a shame! " His friend shook his head and said, "The misery of China people can be attributed to the injustice of five continents. The absurdity of chemistry often lies in remoteness and the incomprehension of ordinary people. Therefore, the suffering of my bones and muscles is something you don't know. "The other man kept silent, and I managed his endless life. Some people are twice as strong as me. He smiled and said, "My brother's career can be described as fiery, and my wife and children can be described as hungry, right? "My brother is angry when he is beige, and his exports are all surprised." Your career can make a living, but mine is hopeless. Why is it hot? "The other three people have explored, silent for a long time before answering," invertebrate linguistics! " - .

As soon as she approached, the woman suddenly stopped and stared at me. Yu Daoan, "I'm not very handsome"! But when I saw Yi's eyes wide open and her mouth twitching, I sighed, "Am I too ugly?" ? But see the bigger Iraq's eyes, the more Zhang Yue opens her mouth.

I'm afraid I'll always be a real gentleman. I've never offended her, let alone met her. I tried to turn around, but suddenly I heard Iraq shout.

Ah.

Strange. ! ! "。 Yi rubbed his nose and drifted away.

I'm already sweating.

6. Ancient humorous jokes (in vernacular Chinese) 1. In ancient times, a monk was seriously ill, was rescued and put on a young lady's bed.

The master invited a doctor to see the monk. Because the monk can't see the wind, the doctor should give a thick pulse through the quilt.

The doctor touched the monk's tender hand and thought it was the daughter-in-law of the host family. Said: "It's irregular menstruation, probably pregnant."

A rich man said to his servant, "When you go out with me, you should boast about my family and perform for me." The servant nodded his head.

On this day, the servant went out with the rich man. Someone on the road said, "The biggest house is Sanqing Hall." The servant quickly said to others, "My master's house is as big as Sanqing Hall."

After a while, someone said, "The biggest boat is the dragon boat." The servant quickly said, "My master's collection boat is as big as a dragon boat."

On the way home, I heard someone say, "The biggest belly is the belly of a cow." The servant quickly said to others, "My master's belly is as big as an ox."

Hearing this, the rich man's beard bristled with anger. 3. Once upon a time, there was a master Jinshi who was overbearing and arrogant.

One spring festival, in order to show off, he posted such a couplet on the door: father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi; Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, mother-in-law It happened that a poor scholar in the town passed by the door of Jinshi's house and saw this couplet.

First he showed contempt, and then he gave me a smug smile. In the evening, when he saw no one around, he quietly added a few strokes to the couplet.

Early the next morning, there were a lot of spectators in front of Jinshi's door. They talked and laughed, and everyone praised them: "What a change! Well changed! " The noise outside the door alarmed the master Jinshi, who quickly opened the door and immediately fainted on the steps in front of the door. It turns out that the couplet in front of the Jinshi gate has been changed by the scholar to this: the father is buried, the son is buried, and both father and son are buried; Mother-in-law loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, and both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lose their husbands.

4. Once upon a time, a carpenter and a teacher lived together. Carpenters look down on Mr. Wang and often find some difficult words from ancient monuments to tease Mr. Wang.

One day, he found that the word "tea" was more than the word "tea", so he wrote a "teapot" and asked Mr. Wang if he didn't know it was a trick, so he casually pronounced it "teapot". The carpenter smiled and said, "You don't even know the word' tea' to teach!" A few days later, Mr. Wang found a broken broom in the yard. He sawed it off and carved it into a furry little monkey. He asked the carpenter what wood the hairy monkey was carved from. The carpenter looked at it for a long time but couldn't answer. Mr. Wang smiled and said, "So you've been a carpenter all your life, and you have wood you don't know!" " 5。

A tout who claims to be a bastard has no idea of promoting to a higher position and making a fortune at all. In order to please his boss, he specially arranged a sumptuous banquet for the county magistrate. When drinking, he asked, "How many sons does grandpa have?" Without thinking, the county magistrate said, "I have two sons and daughters. What about you?" The magistrate asked, but the touts were stumped.

He thought to himself, "the county grandfather also modestly called his son' dog'. What should I call his children? " After thinking for a while, I had to answer, "I only have a five-year-old turtle." 6。

There is a scholar who is going to take the exam. He worried day and night, and his strange appearance puzzled his wife. She said, "Look at your cowardice. Is it more difficult for men to write articles than for women to have children? " The scholar sighed, "It is always easier for a woman to have a baby than to write an article!" The woman asked again, "Why?" The reader replied, "a woman can have a baby at any time, but my stomach is empty." How can I write an article? " 7。

There is an old scholar in front of the old scholar who climbs the ashes. He is pretentious and often says that he knows heaven and earth and ghosts and gods. Who is ill, just write an article to accommodate ghosts and gods. His son is a freight forwarder, and he is away all the year round. The old man climbs ashes at home.

One day, his daughter-in-law, Ma Mi, hit her awkward place too hard, and suddenly she became red and swollen, and the pain was unbearable. She asked the old scholar to write an article to bend the rules, and the old scholar A readily accepted her life. But how to write it? It's disrespectful to write it directly. He asked himself how many roots and whiskers he had broken. When he was in a dilemma, he heard someone talking next door. He had a brainwave and wrote a wonderful article with a wave of his hand: the daughter-in-law smashed rice and smashed next door.

Please bless the Bodhisattva, and everyone will benefit! 8. Once upon a time, a host entertained guests with lotus roots. He cut off the tip of the lotus root and took it out for the guests to eat, but left the good lotus root in the kitchen. When the guest learned of this, he deliberately said to his host, "I often read poems. I once read such a poem:' Yu Lian, the peak of Taihua, spends ten feet like a boat.

I always suspected that this poem was not true before. Why is the lotus root as long as a boat? Today, I believe this poem is really written. "The master asked him," why? The guest said, "Look at this lotus root." The tip of lotus root is here, but isn't lotus root still in the kitchen? "9. A scholar met a monk. Thinking of the monk's ugliness, the scholar asked the monk, "Master, how do you write the bald words of a bald donkey?" The monk said, "this is just a scholar's beautiful words." * * * just slightly bent. "

10, there was a son who was ignorant, but liked to show off his gentleness. He never leaves his mouth when he doesn't care, which makes his father-in-law very light. One day, my father-in-law was bedridden because of illness, and the child went to see him.

When I arrived at his home, I saw him lying on the bed in my father-in-law's room and shook his head: "Why is my father-in-law sick?" My father-in-law saw his sour face and didn't answer. When the children saw that they didn't answer, they said, "Why don't you invite a gentleman?" ? Father-in-law Ning Ran closed his eyes.

The child was at a loss: "Could it be-the dead?" When' tis once spoken, my father-in-law immediately jumped out of bed and threw a porcelain pillow at him. The children shook their heads and exclaimed, "What a big risk!" ! ".1 1. Legend has it that there was a scholar in the Southern Liang Dynasty who was stupid but eloquent.

He has never seen a sheep. Once, someone gave him a beautiful antelope. He thought it was an ordinary sheep, so he tied the antelope's neck with a rope and sold it in the market.

He didn't ask much, but he sold it many times without selling it. Later, people in the market knew that the scholar selling sheep was stupid and foolish, so they secretly brought a macaque to steal the antelope.

When the scholar saw the macaque, he thought it was his antelope, but he wondered why it had lost its horn and changed its appearance. I saw the macaque jumping about again.