Collect some funny jokes that I advised my little sister to use.

Teacher: "Please turn the sentence" The horse has run away "into a question."

Little Ivan: "Can a horse run?"

Teacher: "Correct! Very good! Now turn it into an imperative sentence. "

Little Ivan: "Drive!"

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My roommate is nearsighted, often occupying the first row of seats, suffering from the splashing of foam in the mouth of the senior math teacher, which is irresistible. One day, she said to me: the high math teacher bowed his head and lectured, and the first row of tables were all wet; When the math teacher looked up to lecture, the second row of tables were all wet. I fainted on the spot.

7. Political prisoners

Teacher Zhang, the head teacher, walked into the classroom angrily and said sharply, "You call me Zhang from China, and I put up with it;" Why did the new political teacher call her a political prisoner (Fan)? "

8, dormitory don't solution

Xiao Lei took a high school classmate who came to see him to visit the university dormitory. He pointed to the dormitory group on the left side of the road and said, "This is the girls' dormitory area, called Vega Department." He pointed to the dormitory group on the right side of the road and said, "That's the boys' dormitory area, called the Cowherd Galaxy." He pointed to the road under his feet and said, "This road is called Yinhe Road."

At this time, the female cadre in charge of the student dormitory walked by with a straight face. Xiao Lei said calmly, "This is the Queen Mother."

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