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Write a composition with typos and jokes.

That time, I wrote a wrong word.

Since the fifth grade, I seldom write typos. However, I accidentally made a big joke when I was writing my composition.

Once, I was writing a composition in the study. The title of this composition is very simple, but it took some brains to finish this annoying composition. I watched it a few times and was very satisfied. I gave it to my mother and watched TV without looking back.

When I saw the wonderful part of TV, my mother suddenly called me over. When she saw me coming, she stood up and pointed to a word and said to me, "Look clearly, how should I write this word?" Ah! I just found out that the word "robbery" of "robbery" was written as "but" by me! How careless. My mother criticized me and then said to me, "You haven't seen the harm of typos yet!" " If the doctor wants to amputate an index finger, the doctor writes the index finger as "ten fingers", and all ten fingers of the patient will be amputated. "After listening to this sentence, I realized that typos are so harmful.

In the class, there are still many people who write typos. So check carefully to avoid typos and pay attention to the typos around you.

In life, typos do great harm to us.

Wrote a wrong word, it seems normal, it's no big deal, but it's often because of a temporary negligence, which leads to serious consequences.

Once upon a time, a farmer was bitten by a snake and didn't go to the hospital in time for treatment. I didn't go to the hospital until it was swollen.

The doctor diagnosed and said, "Your index finger must be removed, otherwise it will corrode." .

"The farmer really loathe to give up, but there is no other way, so he agreed.

When the doctor wrote the prescription, he mistakenly wrote "cutting the index finger" as "cutting the ten fingers". When farmers came out of the operating room, ten fingers were missing, which led to lifelong disability and loss of labor ability, and also caused medical malpractice disputes.

How terrible it is that the difference between a word "food" and a word "ten" makes a person disabled for life! It is because we can't distinguish similar words, so we should pay more attention, be careful in life and get rid of the bad habit of writing typos.

We should study the new words we learned that day in class and consolidate and review them after class. We should be more careful and not too careless. Only by learning them well can we distinguish similar characters.

Seriously, seriously, you will definitely eliminate typos and become a careful person in life! (Poem by shige.sanwen8.cn) The typo is very harmful to us. As long as we are careful, we can avoid this unnecessary trouble. Let's eliminate typos together!

Who has written a composition with 400 misspelled words? It was sent out at noon on Friday After the "one side" class, the teacher arranged for us to do "synchronous exercises". Because the exercises in this class were done when I was sick and rested, I also corrected the wrong questions casually when I checked the answers with us at xu teacher's place.

Everyone should check carefully when the teacher says. If there are mistakes when correcting, copy the whole lesson exercise twice! In this respect, I was confident that I wouldn't make mistakes, so I read it in a hurry and didn't take the teacher's words to heart.

After the sixth class of "Ding", xu teacher walked into the classroom, looked at his exercise book seriously, and said that there were many mistakes in this assignment, and asked him to fulfill his promise, and all the students who made mistakes should copy their homework! Suddenly, I felt a little uneasy. At this time, my exercise book was handed out, and my heart suddenly became cold. I opened my exercise book with trepidation and found that I had written the word "beam" in "backbone" a little less! Alas, I regret it very much. If I had been more careful in the inspection, I would have found this mistake, so I wouldn't have to copy my homework. This "small" cost is really big! When I got home, I began to copy my homework. My palms were red and my wrists were sore.

Although copying homework is hard and unpleasant, I also get an inspiration from it, that is, when writing, I should concentrate on finding out the shape of each Chinese character and understanding how they are combined. Don't be careless, writing norms can reduce the incidence of typos.

More importantly, do everything seriously, don't be blind and confident, or you will fall short and pay a very high price!

Write a typo composition of 450 words with typo Chinese characters, which can be used for communication and appreciation. In our life, Chinese characters have become an indispensable part. Whether listening with ears or seeing with eyes, people will come into contact with Chinese characters all the time.

It is precisely because of this that when some people use Chinese characters, for various reasons, they write the original word into another word, so there are typos.

To this end, our group conducted an investigation and study on the typos in the students' exercise books in our class. In the course of this study, we made statistics and classification, and found that there are probably four reasons for typos: first, because the pronunciation is the same or similar, such as "Jin" written as "near" and "Xi" written as "rare". The group of words with the highest probability of misspelling in our class is

One of the most common phenomena is the confusion of the usage of "de", "de" and "de". Every time the teacher encounters this situation, he emphasizes that "de" is generally used before nouns, "de" is generally used before verbs, and "de" is used between verbs and adjectives. However, many students still find it difficult to tell the difference.

In fact, typos caused by homophones are not inevitable. As long as the meaning of the words to be written is determined, there will be no typos, at least not too many typos.

Secondly, the typo "Xi" caused by similar characters is written as "degree", "expectation" is written as "bullying the weak and fearing the hard" and "modesty" is written as "worrying".

This kind of pictophonetic characters are generally pictophonetic characters. As the teacher said, pictophonetic words are composed of two parts: pictophonetic words and phonological words, pictophonetic words and semantic words.

When writing a sentence, you should first think about the meaning of the word, and then determine the radicals of the word, so that you won't make mistakes.

If you still can't figure it out, just look through the dictionary and ask your classmates.

Never scribble, there will be more negative typos.

Third, because of carelessness, for example, the word "try" was not left, and there was another one; The word "Wu" is the same, and carelessness is redundant.

Some students wrote the first half and left the second half.

Some students write the first half of the word correctly, and the second half will be written in other words. For example, if you write "tears" and "anger", the right side will be written as "month" because he thinks it is the "period" of the week.

Carelessness causes many typos, such as more and less.

The reason for this phenomenon is that when writing, I don't devote myself wholeheartedly.

Not because you can't write this word, but because you don't have the heart to write it.

Chinese characters are the treasure of our Chinese nation and the precious legacy left by our ancestors. We should love every Chinese character as we love ourselves, write correctly and use Chinese characters reasonably, so that Chinese characters can exert greater charm!

Give some information composed of typos for your reference. You should practice writing by yourself! Only by reading and writing more can we improve! 1 Friday, the teacher gave us an assignment to see if there were any typos on billboards or signboards in the street.

This morning, Zhong Zhengnan and Zhong Zhenyang and I went to check the typo on the billboard.

Shortly after going out, I found a signboard with typos written on it.

Small commodities in stock have become "small commodities in pants". Let's take out our notebooks, write them down and make it clear to the boss.

The boss knew the words were wrong and corrected them at once.

We also marched to the next place.

After walking for a long time, we found the wrong word again.

The toy is missing a horizontal character. This boss is really careless.

We recorded it and told the boss that the word "ju" on the signboard was wrong.

The boss was furious and said, "What if the handwriting is wrong?" ? Anyway, others also know that it is the word' ju'.

Even if there is a typo on my signboard, it's not up to you children to take care of it! "We ran out at once, and I thought: This is really a dog that bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

We walked straight on until we came to Xiapu Avenue.

At this moment, Zhong Zhenyang said, "What should we do? We need another one to finish this homework. When can we find the third one? " "Don't worry.

"Zhong Zhengna said slowly.

"How can I not worry?" Zhong Zhenyang retorted.

Just as they were about to fight, I said loudly, "Found it!" "They took one look and left in a hurry at once.

The word "Yi" on this signboard says "Yi".

We recorded it and explained the purpose of coming to the boss.

The boss said brightly, "I want another brand!" " "We are very happy.

Street typos are not good, but it is good to correct them in time.

China's Chinese characters are very beautiful. If you make a mistake, you lose your beauty.

2. I don't know if you have noticed that there are always several typos in advertisements posted on the street, billboards in front of some small shops and small shops: mango is always written as "cheese" on the brand of fruit shop variety introduction, melon is written as "paw" on the brand of fast food restaurant, "

"Silent Mosquito"-the advertisement of mosquito-repellent incense; "Wear it to make you charming"-an advertisement of a milliner; Cough can't be delayed-an advertisement for cough medicine such as a dress, a beauty breast enhancement products, a tire, a medicine, and so on.

It is catchy to read and looks very eye-catching, but there are many problems when you study it carefully.

Changing idiom words will cause confusion in language use.

It not only does great harm to the national common language, but also has great influence on Chinese teaching in primary and secondary schools. Therefore, some schools have to shout the slogan of "Idiom Counterfeiting", because there are many idioms in students' homework: "Nothing is afraid of the stomach, hemorrhoids are inevitable, coughing can't be delayed, and drinking wine can enjoy riding", and when answering the teacher, they also plausibly said: "It's all like this in advertisements.

"Let the teachers in distress situation.

People of China, let's take action, write every Chinese character well, and take to the streets to eliminate those typos! 3. Writing is a symbol of human civilization.

Through the survival of the fittest in nature, through their own hands, the ancient ape finally became human.

China is one of the four ancient civilizations in the world, and China people are also the smartest.

They used their wisdom to create their own language and writing, and used them to communicate their feelings.

As a communication tool, writing shows its importance across the times.

History has become the past, but how do people know the past? History is not a blank, it has left a lot of written records for civilization.

It is with these written records that people can understand the past, know the present and perceive the future.

With the development of history, Chinese characters have also changed in its unique way.

The general trend of the development of Chinese characters is from complexity to simplicity.

The number of Chinese characters is also increasing.

Therefore, people will inevitably have some typos when writing.

The typo and other words are two completely different concepts: typo refers to writing a word wrong, which is neither known nor meaningful, and is completely fabricated by the writer himself; Variant characters mean that the written words are the same as or close to the correct words, but their meanings are different.

Articles that use many other words do not convey the meaning, and sometimes it is funny to use different words to express the central content of the article.

Once upon a time, a poor scholar asked someone to give ripe loquat fruit to a friend and wrote a note: "Please share the pipa results with my dear friend.

"My friend laughed at his white handwriting and wrote him a note that said," If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the flutes in the city will blossom.

It can be seen that one of the reasons for writing typos is that there is too little vocabulary accumulation in peacetime.

If there are too many typos and other words in an article, it can be said with certainty that the author's mother tongue is not well studied.

People who can't even learn their own language well, what qualifications do they have to take other courses? Some words and phrases used in modern civilization are also inherited from typos written long ago.

For example, there is a word in modern Chinese: escape.

It means to describe the way people escape.

There is a phrase "Peach Blossom Yao Yao" in The Book of Songs Nan Zhou Yao Tao, which describes the beauty and enchanting of peach blossoms.

The meanings of these two words are obviously different, but "runaway" comes from "peach runaway" and is a new word created on the basis of the word "peach runaway"

This is the ancient people's generalization of new things, their innovation in writing and language, and one of the reasons why our nation has a splendid culture.

But the number of Chinese characters is already very large. Generally speaking, we really don't mean to create "new Chinese characters (typos)" in the use of Chinese characters.

Avoiding typos is actually very simple.

As long as we pay attention to the accumulation of vocabulary at ordinary times, we can understand the meaning of each word in the sentence when reading, and we can consult dictionaries and dictionaries frequently to thoroughly understand the meaning of each word.

Thus, in use ...

On the composition of typos, the topic: Eliminating typos-On the tone of students writing typos in our class ... Summary of the investigation on street typos: In today's society, although people are highly educated, typos still exist widely.

Therefore, we conducted a survey to find out the reasons for the existence of typos: First, there are always some people with low educational level who fish in troubled waters, only seeking to understand, not seeking accuracy; Second, we don't pay attention to typos, thinking that it won't play much role, but often small things will get bigger and small things will add up to a vicious circle.

In a word, our research is necessary and cannot be ignored.

Key words: typos, homophones, homographs and low-level typos are common in daily life, and the number of typos is increasing. Therefore, we decided to choose the topic of street typo investigation report.

Our project is roughly divided into two main stages. The first stage: firstly, we carry out discussion activities to study how to carry out this project better; The second stage: go out and conduct in-depth research and investigation, collect more information, so as to find better examples of typos and attract people's attention to highlight the harm of typos. This is the most important goal of our research, and we should remind people not to follow the old path again.

We carried out research activities because we learned lessons from the following typical cases: 1) Urumqi incident, which I believe everyone is familiar with. Because Urumqi was wrongly printed as "Bird Lumuqi", it caused losses as high as 1.6 million yuan and caused serious economic losses.

2) It was a "quality rice" incident. Originally, the export rice bag should have been printed with "high quality rice", but the wrong information was "ordinary rice". No problems were found just before the export, and all of them were returned afterwards. The amount of loss can be imagined.

For the above example, it better shows that we should not only spell every word correctly, but also write every word correctly.

They set a good precedent for us, reminding people and sounding the alarm again.

In view of the above phenomenon, we carry out typo research activities to make typos have no place. After that, we began to collect typos in Daxian Hutong and various cultural, commercial and medical places-through our efforts, we found some examples of typos.

For example, when we went to bicycle and motor vehicle repair shops in the east, we found that repair shops in many places misspelled the tire "tire" into "peptide" or "inch", which is a very common phenomenon; Another example is da li Hospital. We went to investigate twice, and in the content of "pay attention to diet" written in the publicity column, the words "except" and "except" were wrongly written as "Xu"; There are also some food stores and fast food restaurants that misspell the word "fat" and write "steamed stuffed bun rice" as "steamed stuffed bun rice" and so on. Later, we also investigated some recruitment notices and lost and found notices written in alleys, as well as advertisements and signs printed by street computers, but failed to type typos; There is also the problem of colloquialism. In daily life, people often write words in vernacular, and typos often appear.

The above is the information we collected when we went abroad for study and investigation. In view of the above-mentioned real social phenomena, we launched a discussion, mainly discussing the reasons for the formation of typos, the types of typos, and how to do typos well in the future to prevent them from harming society.

After group discussion, we come to the following conclusions: the reason for the formation of typos is that the cultural level is not high, and the other is because of the idea of belittling ugliness and seeking convenience.

It is because people who repair bicycles and motor vehicles have a low level of education and just have a skill that they write "tire" as "peptide" or "beep". In a place with high cultural quality like Dali Hospital, there will be typos, but in fact they don't agree.

Because many people are sometimes busy making mistakes and working, they seldom care about the right or wrong of the word leisure.

Some food stores with low food culture can continue to operate with the ability of "cooking", regardless of typos, they just want to operate a booming business. These ideas are actually unacceptable.

In fact, typos are nothing more than homophones and homographs.

Just like the Cantonese pronunciation of Tai, many people will write homographs, such as Yi and Peptide. Although the harmful consequences are not great, it is similar in nature to the Urumqi incident.

"Bao" and "Bao" are similar in shape and sound, so it is no wonder that they are misspelled. "Wu" is similar to "bird", and "except" is pronounced the same as "Xu" in Guangzhou dialect. In fact, many typos are formed in this way.

I think it's enough to look like a voice, but it's actually wrong. We should write the correct words.

To do a good job of typo, we must first start from ourselves and our classmates. As descendants of the Chinese people, we should first write correctly in order to continue to develop our writing and deepen our culture. Our social and cultural level has been continuously improved, and our cultural quality has been continuously enhanced.

We can't be laughed at any more. If we want to write, we should write well.

To do a good job of typos, we must first improve our basic level, so that we can be responsible for "words" and not write typos easily.

After this investigation, we learned a lot; If we want to achieve fruitful results, we must put it into practice, work hard and participate.

This survey makes us closer to social life, improves our ability to participate in society, and also gives us a lot of knowledge about typos, which is its harmfulness.

This research has not only made great progress, but also made students more cooperative and United, enriched our extracurricular activities and increased their extracurricular knowledge.

China has joined the WTO. As the younger generation, what should we do for our country? We are the talents of 2 1 century and the pillars of the country! We will make contributions to the motherland in the future, so we must study hard scientific and cultural knowledge.

First of all, we should learn Chinese characters.

Chinese characters are Chinese characters, which are closely related to people's lives.

Someone said, "My father is only in the first grade and can only read dozens of words. Now he can make a lot of money and I don't have to learn anything. "

"This is wrong.

2 1 century is an era of knowledge explosion and needs more talents.

Without culture, it will be eliminated by society and it will be difficult to gain a foothold in society.

If you don't even understand the basic Chinese characters, you will inevitably be cheated, misspelled and made jokes.

After learning Chinese characters, you can write letters to friends, communicate online, read many extracurricular books and so on.

It can be seen how important and useful it is to learn words. ...

That time, I wrote wrong words. This composition is 500 words.

I wrote a wrong word at that time. Since the fifth grade, I seldom write typos. However, I was careless in writing my composition and made a big joke. Once, I was writing a composition in the study. The title of this composition was very simple, but it took a lot of brains to finish this annoying composition. I watched it a few times and was very satisfied. I gave it to my mother and watched TV without looking back. Ah! I just found out that the word "robbery" of "robbery" was written as "but" by me! How careless. My mother criticized me and then said to me, "You haven't seen the harm of typos yet! If the doctor wants to amputate an index finger, the doctor writes the index finger as "ten fingers", and all ten fingers of the patient will be amputated. " After listening to this sentence, I realized that the harm of typos is so great. There are still many people who write typos in class. So check carefully, avoid writing typos, and pay attention to the typos around you.

I think many people actually write typos, first of all, they don't know enough about words, and second, they don't know enough about the meaning of words. Chinese characters are extensive and profound. The earliest Chinese characters evolved from hieroglyphics, that is, the structure and shape of the characters themselves are closer to what they want to express, such as simple "mountain", "water" and "moon", although after thousands of years of evolution, Chinese characters have evolved into three trees that are all "sen" and become "involved" with water in one step. Different combinations of Chinese characters form new meanings, but they are still added to the original meaning of words. For example, in primary school, the teacher often asked us to write our words beside our hands. We will think of words related to hands, such as "lifting", "beating", "sweeping" and "patting". Chinese characters are actually interesting. Look through the dictionary more, see the original meaning of Chinese characters, and then gradually understand its meaning, you will be more sensitive to words, thus reducing typos.

The typo in the composition can be seen everywhere in our life, but now we in Fuyang want to "correct the typo and everyone should write standard words".

The teacher asked us to film these typos.

In the afternoon, we started to act.

After dinner, 12:30, I, Wu Xiaoyi, Fan Shijie, Wang Lujia ... gathered at the school gate, ready to start, and went to find the wrong word together.

But Wu Xiaoyi came a little late. It turned out that she found a lot of typos. For example, the word "repairing the lock core" is written like this. The circle of "longan" is written as "yuan" and so on.

Therefore, we will not pursue it.

When we walked to the east of the school, we suddenly saw that the name of a restaurant was misspelled, so Wu Xiaoyi was going to film it. In order to speak more clearly, she delayed for a while. However, at this moment, the waiter in the store came out and saw that we were going to take pictures. She quickly stopped taking pictures of us. No matter how we defended her, she refused to take pictures of us.

Alas, I failed the first time. Will it happen next time? Bah, forget it and keep looking.

The second time, we came to the fruit shop opposite. The aunt in the fruit shop was so kind that she not only let us take pictures, but also took the initiative to change them. Compared with that restaurant, it is really in the right place at the right time.

Besides, we were so happy that we decided to buy a cup of foam tea to celebrate. On the way to buy milk tea, I found many typos and photographed them.

When the milk tea is bought, let's raise our glasses. We celebrate the success of finding the wrong word with tea instead of wine.

It's almost 4 o'clock. We took a lot of typos (about 20), said goodbye and went home.

Finally, I appeal to everyone: "Get rid of bad habits and write standardized words.

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Composition: Write wrong words and be punished. I am a careless woman.

Write typos from time to time.

Teachers often say, "I'm tired of changing your spelling."

In fact, I am also worried about typos, but my chubby little hands just don't live up to expectations.

I can't help it

I remember one time.

The school held an activity to catch typos.

I was so scared.

I thought, "If I get caught, will I be punished for sweeping the playground for a week?" .

Will (male name) ....................... "In short, I thought of all the terrible punishments.

So I made up my mind to get rid of this problem.

At first, there were more than a dozen typos in one of my compositions.

Later, a few slowly appeared.

After my constant efforts and vigilance.

The last one didn't show up

I didn't get caught in this activity either.

This incident makes me ecstatic.

I fantasized that my parents encouraged me.

But I still need to make persistent efforts.

Every time I finish my homework.

I have to take a few minutes to examine myself carefully.

Now this habit has accompanied me in the "war" with typos for so long and I have never lost.

Finally bid farewell to typos! This is really vulgar: "No rain, no rainbow.

"If you are worried about typos.

I suggest you do the same.

But stick to it!

Chinese characters are great inventions of our ancestors. Without Chinese characters, it is difficult for us to communicate.

So I decided to go to the streets to find some street typos! Today, I investigated several shops near Fenghuang New Village.

I went to some shops and found there were many typos here.

Some brands actually wrote simplified words. For example, a fast food restaurant wrote the word "true". I recorded it and told my boss that the word "true" on the sign was wrong.

The boss was furious and said, "What if the handwriting is wrong?" ? Anyway, others don't know the word' true'.

Even if there are typos on my signboard, it's not your turn to be a child! "I ran out at once, thinking: This is really a dog that bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

What is even more ridiculous is that the fruit of a street stall, "durian" is written as "Liu".

This is a common typo: there is a shop selling kettles here, but the "kettle" on the billboard is written as "virtual". What a careless family! Investigation suggestion: I hope the owner of this shop can control his own typos, pay attention to his own typos, and not be too careless.

Street typos are not good, but it is good to correct them in time.

China's Chinese characters are very beautiful. If you make a mistake, you lose your beauty.

Chinese characters, our great things, should cultivate the good habit of not writing typos from an early age, otherwise it will spoil the Chinese characters.

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