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Please help me translate these Japanese?
"Tennis Day" activity! Sweep away the melancholy brought by my recent work, because today is the day to see "God bless".
Get up at 4: 30 in the morning and take the first bus to the meeting place.
When I was about to enter the market, I saw about 20 people crowded in the brooch shop (I just saw a group of people buying brooches sold elsewhere)
Now, let's go to the seat next to the meeting place.
Let's go, let's go!
In the blink of an eye, people were crowded before the first day. I think it's easier to see the front row, so if you go in the opposite direction, you can find a seat.
Yes But this method failed! Because the commentary seats were in the stands in the opposite direction, the actors also went that way. (T^T)
10, the activity has just started! Although there are tennis and cheerleading performances for the visually impaired, to be honest, I don't often see them.
At this time, the two girls next to me just came back from "waiting for admission" (note 1), and Akanishi Jin from Genese who came with me got lost again.
Saw "ah ~ so annoying! Chixi is super annoying! " The two girls said angrily. ..................................................................................................................................................................................)
Next, a tennis volley performance of 10 minutes was held at 13, and there appeared the whale king, Ishii king and Shanchuan king. Jingjing Jun has a strong service spirit (opened the day before yesterday)
Wave to us on the stage!
Now the show begins! But in the end, no one succeeded in this activity. ...
Then there is today's main activity-the real version of the tennis prince activity. Jing, Ye Xiangjun, Shi and Shan Chuan Jun appeared in everyone's shouts.
Yes ..... but what about しろた?
Then there is a duel-the battle between Qing Xue and Bingdi. Each school sends one person to form a doubles match with professional players. It was originally played by Whai Jun and professional player VS.
Birch people and professional players. The ice emperor won.
I thought sang ye was next ... but teacher Whai said "shoulder tone" and entered the competition again. This time it's whale-well combination versus Ishii combination.
Youth learns to win.
The ending is 1: 1. Then, then, finally, しろたん appeared!
Haitang will be punished for 4 minutes for playing casually. しろたん During that time, he went to the commentary seat next to Ye Xiang Jun.
. On the way, I sang "Do your best! Whale well! " Song of)
Then came the DVD promotion released on September 28th. Whale Jun and しろたん playing on the panel are so cute!
Then, as usual, throw or hit the ball with signature and gift at the audience. Of course I can't get _ ||
Ah, I'll wait for them at the door after the end!
しろたんたんしんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん 12
I saw Ye Xiangjun and Jing Jun in the nearest distance. Although I think whale sauce is so cute, it's not cute ~ but I saw Ishii Jun and Shanchuan Jun.
Together, my hometown gentleman (and surprised)! This surprise also surprised people around! Kyakya (onomatopoeia) needs to be stirred up.
Then, I thought, "Ha ~ Ah!" If I go to the international exhibition station, there will be Ishii Jun, Manjun in my hometown and Shanchuan Jun, so I bought a ticket! big
What a surprise! Although I didn't particularly like the honest "しろたん", I did not hesitate to get on the tram in the opposite direction for them. that is
So you can go home, too
So I watched them quietly in the car and played some pranks that Duojun liked! Open the car door, spit on the platform and hang it on the handle of the tram.
The second turn ... hey, hey, that won't do ~
Well, thank you for reading my messy article o (_ _ *) o.
Note 1: What is "waiting for admission"?
Before the star came to the venue, the fans waited for the star near the lounge.
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