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How stupid was Daoguang in Qing Dynasty? What he said told the truth.

By the time Daoguang took over the country in Qing dynasty, the Qing dynasty had entered a situation of whitewashing peace. The innovation movement in western Europe has been in full swing. At that time, the invasion of Spain and the Dutch had not been reacted, and the whole court was arrogant and thought it was "national subjugation", exclusive and closed to the outside world. As everyone knows, the "barbarians" they have never seen are already stronger than them, and I don't know how many times.

"China is rich in products and everything, so it doesn't need foreign goods to make up for its needs." The export of Gan Long's words doomed the Qing Dynasty to be oppressed by the great powers.

Technology is stagnant.

In the thirteenth line of Guangzhou, accumulated grievances broke out, a large number of tariffs were detained, British merchant ships were detained in the port, and all kinds of unreasonable demands ... Humen's destruction of opium was just an excuse, and Britain, which needed a lot of money to continue to expand, took the lead in launching this war.

What's in England? There are many iron sails, strong guns, neat troops and protective clothing, and orders are never intercepted.

But China's fleet technology remained unknown many years ago, and the muzzle had rusted. The bloated administrative agencies and officials who shirk each other can't organize an effective counterattack. Without an understanding of British equipment, even if you fight bloody battles, you can't stop the British army from advancing.

A corrupt and greedy government

The British government is greedy for money, but the Qing government is not much better. The Qing army lost? It is the incompetence of the generals. How can China's great powers make concessions to the draft agreement and compensate for the ceded land? That will hurt the face of the government, and we can never promise.

Daoguang didn't realize the serious consequences of military invasion. After all, before that, they will only invade other countries and will not be threatened with knives. They didn't have a coping strategy. Pride and pedantic historical inertia prompted them to disagree. However, when the British army hit Nanjing, the court finally couldn't sit still and sent people to negotiate with the British army. Fortunately, the battle still yielded something, and Daoguang also had a British prisoner taken for questioning.

Ignorance of Daoguang

I'm used to luxury. I never thought a small congress would feel so miserable. He is not worried about British weapons and equipment, but asks how many people are there in your country, how big the territory is, and who is the emperor.

Ironically, Daoguang had no idea why they were defeated this time. When he asked that the territory and population of Britain were only the capacity of one of their provinces, he was eager to crush them with population. Even though they don't know the way to England, they haven't even seen British guns and ships.

It doesn't matter. Daoguang only needs to give an unrealistic order, and then wait for the people below to bully their superiors and deceive their subordinates.

The most ridiculous question is answered. When he learned that Britain was ruled by the queen, he had a bad idea.

I heard that the queen is 23 years old, but I didn't think of her first, but according to my stupid idea, I smiled and said:

"Just accept her as a concubine, don't argue."

Daoguang even thought that taking Britain as the country, the world would be at peace, and he could redeem his shame and get a tribute.

This sentence exhausted Daoguang's fatuity and debauchery and became the laughing stock of future generations. Daoguang smashed a good card to pieces.

Leaders of great powers want to get national leaders who are stronger than them, and they are also included in the harem?

This is a joke.

Just like the dialogue between people for two centuries, people with strong arms naturally win.

Daoguang's dream was soon dashed, and Britain's tough attitude made him acquiesce in the content of treaty of nanking. After his death, his grave was shortened a little to make up for losing the face of his ancestors.

Weapons, armaments, people and politics are not important, but the family is humiliated. Daoguang still doesn't realize what the problem is, does he?