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Layout design of sixth grade mathematics handwritten newspaper

Layout design of sixth grade mathematics handwritten newspaper

Mathematics in the sixth grade is a compulsory subject for junior high school students. The layout design of my collection of mathematical manuscripts is welcome for your reference only.

Interesting math

1. plus sign

There is a family whose children have been poor in math, and their parents have changed many schools for him. Finally, their parents took their children to a church primary school, and the child was among the best in mathematics. The parents were also very surprised and asked, "Is the teacher teaching well?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "Are the textbooks different?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "What is that?" The child said, "as soon as I entered the classroom, I knew that mathematics was highly valued here, because as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person booked on the plus sign!" " "

2. Mathematical Chinese

A graduate student of American Mathematics Department came to Taiwan Province Province to collect information about the development of ancient mathematics in China. My friend asked me to entertain him. When he came to the East for the first time, he didn't learn Chinese, but he learned to write the complicated word "Zhang" in just half an hour-and it was cursive. Surprised, I can't help but ask the genius. He said, "Nothing. I just wrote the number three and thirteen quarters in one stroke. "

3. Don't be guided everywhere

A foreign scholar (engaged in mathematics research) came to visit our school and stayed in the foreign guests' hostel. When he was leaving, I asked him what his impression of our school was. He said, "The hostel in your school is so bad that I dare not live there any more!" I quickly asked the reason. The professor said: "the mouth of the eating bowl can't be guided everywhere." This is not for people to see! " "I listened and smiled. The professor's metaphor is really vivid! Although it is a joke, it can deepen the understanding of the concepts of continuity and derivability.

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4. Negative numbers

Mathematicians, biologists and physicists sit in street cafes and watch people go in and out of the house across the street. They first saw two people go in, and after a long time, they saw three people come out. Physicist: "The measurement is not accurate enough." Biologist: "They reproduce." Mathematician: "If one more person goes in now, the house will be empty.

5. Mathematicians' answers

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: "Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

6. My father can drink

Math teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. I'll buy one for your father. How many more? "

Student: "There is no cup."

Math teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? "

Student: "There is really no cup."

Math teacher: "Do you know math?"

Student: "Sir, you don't understand my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "

bear fruit

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you took three from there. What is the result? "

Tom: "As a result, as a result, he will definitely beat me up!" " "

solve problems

In math class. The teacher said, "There is a temple at the highest point of the mountain. There are five platforms on the way to the temple. There are 20 steps between platforms. How many steps do children have to climb to reach the temple? "

"All aboard!" Little Carol answered quickly.

9. Sweep the tail

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?"

Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? "

"I asked my father for fifty cents."

"Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied.

My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? "

Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it has to be rounded off mathematically, so Dad has to pay 50 cents."

10. Law of multiplication and distribution

The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1 2 3).

The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?"

A student stood up and said, "It's mine!"

Teacher: "What's your name?"

Student: "Mulinsen!"

Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?"

Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

1 1. 1 1: 30

In the fourth class in the morning, A is hungry and doesn't want to attend class. He sat in his seat, thinking about beef and bread.

The math teacher found him absent-minded and asked him, "What would happen if the decimal number 1. 130 moved one place to the right?"

A student replied without thinking, "there will be lunch!" " "

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