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What was the funniest thing that happened at the party?
I went to the wedding of my uncle's son, a little uncle, not much older than me. I went to his house many times when I was a child, but I didn't expect to get married in a blink of an eye.
At that time, I was still at school and attended his wedding with my father. It was raining that day, and everyone sat under the shed in the yard to eat.
A woman, I don't know, is still seriously dressed up. It is said that it is a relative of the woman, and that should be a bridesmaid or something. She is always young.
When we were having dinner together, the braised trotters were served, and everyone tasted them with chopsticks. Seeing that everyone had tasted it, she took out a plastic bag and poured it in. Well, she also said politely that everyone had tasted it and could not finish it. I folded it. Damn it, we haven't started eating yet. All right.
Then a whole chicken came up. My father gave me a drumstick, and there was a child on the table. I was afraid that she would break the chicken, so I quickly gave it to the next child. His grandmother also said thank you to me. It is good for people you don't know to eat politely at this table.
The woman couldn't stand it, so she poured chicken and chicken soup into plastic bags. Then he broke off a plate of beef and put it in a cold dish. It's fucking amazing. It was so fast that no one had time to stop her. She folded it and left directly.
Such people, if they meet again in the future, will be scolded every time they see them. It's really shameless to go home.
Another time, I ate in the county town, attended a classmate's wedding, and had dinner with an old woman holding her little grandson. The beef that comes up is poured into the plate in front of her, and the fruit that comes up is poured into the plate in front of her. She said to her grandson, eat, eat. I'll go. Your grandson is precious. Don't let others eat it. I didn't say anything because of the children's face. Anyway, I attended my classmate's wedding, so I wouldn't quarrel with others for a few dishes.
But some people don't like it. When a plate of pig elbows came up again, there were two big elbows, and she added one directly to the plate in front of her. A woman began to say sourly, can this child eat these at such a young age? Then grandma said, eat if you can, and take it if you can't. Then the two began to talk. In short, I left before the quarrel broke out. Anyway, the wedding was over, and I didn't stay for the play after paying the money.
Nowadays, food is really inexhaustible, and many dishes are often saved at banquets. Can't these people wait for others to eat before packing? Maybe their skin has been worn very thick.
Just sauce purple.
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