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The walnut skin I bought is very thick and hard (pinching, boiling and soaking are ineffective). How to shell conveniently?

Clever removal of walnut shells: put walnuts in a steamer and steam for 8 minutes on high fire. Take it out and soak it in cold water for 3 minutes. Take off the shells one by one, break them, and take out the whole nuts. Then soak the nuts in hot water for a while, and the endothelium will be peeled off.

There are several interesting ways:)

Method ① Take the walnut online and find three or four funniest posts for it. 10 minutes later, pick a few walnuts with big mouths and the happiest ones to eat.

Method ② Take the walnut to the roof of 17, point to the distant sky and say affectionately to the walnut: "Look, what a blue sky! Go straight ahead and you will blend into the blue sky. Jump! You jump! " After jumping off a building, you should take the elevator to the first floor to avoid being picked up by greedy passers-by.

Method ③ Read Zhang Ailing's novels to Walnut. When reading aloud, the climax must be full of emotions and tears. After half an hour, most walnuts began to soften and drip. At this time, the walnut shell can be easily peeled off.

Method 4 Give the walnuts to Scotland Yard, the US Federal Intelligence Agency or the Israeli Mossad General Department, and they will try their best to open the walnuts. Try to let it explain, don't use a hammer. If you encounter a heroic and unyielding walnut, you will use extreme means as a threat. For example: beating walnut trees, boiling green walnuts and so on. These methods are too cruel, so it is recommended to use them less or not, remember.

Methods ⑤ Grapes, cherries, strawberries, lychees, oranges and peanuts were invited to perform a fashion show for walnuts, and light and soft fashion was strongly recommended to induce walnuts to take the initiative to shell and put on fashion. As soon as it enters the dressing room, you start to race against time. Five seconds later, go in and eat.

Method ⑥ Take walnuts to Netease, Sohu, Yahoo and other well-known websites to play, and send a sharp post that can arouse public anger, such as "Comment on the top ten Internet junk websites and the worst BBS in China". Note: Be sure to register the online name of "Walnut" and publish it in its name. It is estimated that this post will cause countless bricks flying around, so you just hide aside and wait to pick up walnuts.

Method 7 It's late at night, with walnuts on the bed, tell it the story of Titanic. /kloc-After 0/0 minutes, peel the walnut shell while crying. While eating, I read aloud: eat, eat, walnut kernel!

Methods Choose a friend, colleague or relative with a hard forehead and wait patiently on the road. Fully consider people's weight, height, walking speed and other factors, put walnuts in the place where they touch their foreheads when they fall. When he (she) passes by, stretch your legs and trip him (her) hard. Just listen to "click" and the walnut will be broken. Pick it up and eat it (Note: This method may cause the victim to attack you personally, so please use it with caution. )

Method 9 For the hard-hearted and stubborn walnuts, the above methods will lose any effect. What are you welcome at this time? Quickly find a sledgehammer and shout at the walnut: I told you not to talk, and I hit you with a star. . . . . .

Precautions:

1. The above method is special for eating walnuts. Please don't confuse them with eating melon seeds.

Children under six want to eat walnuts. Please use the above methods under the guidance of adults. If you violate the rules, you will be at your own risk.