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1. It has been around since ancient times and is very famous. What nuns recite every month? Answer: Diamond Sutra

2. Three women in the company each bought one A popsicle, one to bite, one to lick, and one to wrap. Which woman gave birth to a child? Answer: A woman with a child

3. Xiao Li went to the bookstall and asked the boss crazily: "Is there Liu Bei?" But the boss pulled out two pornographic books from the corner and gave them to him. Xiao Li, why? Answer: Liu Bei Liu Huang Shu (Yellow Book)

4. There were two birds on a tree, a male and a female. After a while, a sheep came down from the tree. While grazing, a wolf came and bit the sheep to death. At this time, the female bird said something to the male bird. They went to the hotel to book a room. What did the female bird say? Answer: The following sheep ( itch) dead

5. At night, a male turtle walked into the cave and then a female turtle walked in. After daylight, only the male turtle came out. Why? Answer: The female turtle turned around and couldn't Turn over

6. In class, the classroom door was obviously closed, but why did Xiao Ming stand up and remind the female teacher that the door was open? Answer: The female teacher’s pants were not zipped

7. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon? Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days. Even a god couldn't stand it!

8. Three rich second-generation princes went to Huayue Tower and all fell in love with the beautiful girl Ruhua, but girl Ruhua only agreed to accompany one of them. Master A said: "Mine is 15 centimeters, I guarantee your satisfaction." Master B said: "Mine is 12 centimeters, but mine is hard!" Master C shyly said that mine is only 6 centimeters. Girl Ruhua was secretly happy, thinking that C would be easy to serve, so she called C. After a while, Ruhua came out shouting, why? Answer: A and B are talking about the length, and C is talking about the diameter.

9. What are the names of Li Bai’s wife and daughter? Answer: Zhao Xianglu and Ziyan (Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke)

10. It is best for male and female friends to live together What is the best way to save water? Answer: Take a shower together as much as possible

11. Why do girls like cucumbers? And they are thicker ones! Answer: Stick cucumber slices on the face for beauty treatment

12. What idiom best represents a woman who broke up with her boyfriend because of what he did to her? Answer: pervasive (can only be understood, not expressed)