Seek talk show jokes

1, at night 10: 30, a Shanghai audience called home, and his father answered: Hello! Dad, please turn on the TV at 10: 45 and broadcast it to Dragon TV! The child's father was stunned at the time: child! You are working overtime! Even if I turn on the TV for you, you can't watch Wang Zijian's program! His son said: nothing! It's good for me to contribute some ratings!

I remember one day in summer, it rained heavily. She gave me a beautiful paper box. I rushed home to protect it with my body. I looked at it when I opened it. Umbrella!

I know several bachelors who go to the supermarket every Valentine's Day, and the chocolates are all crushed. Go to the supermarket to get a needle and stick those rubber products on. Later, on Singles Day, they felt that they had turned over. This is our festival. We're going out to do something more glorious, called breaking up couples. They are grouped together, and most of them are girls.

I was on Weihai Road that day, in front of the TV station, and a girl recognized me: "Are you Wang Zijian? Can you take a picture with me? " While we were talking, a girl suddenly rushed over, gave me a push, and then cried directly. The acting was so good that I cried: "Honey, who is she?" ! ""ordinary audience, who else? "

4, wife, what's wrong with this today, unhappy! Wife: I bumped my shirt. Zijian: Don't you usually care less about this? Wife: You didn't know, so you hit somebody else's shirt! I collided with the IKEA sofa! The dress I am wearing today is exactly the same color as the IKEA sofa! Zijian: You don't care about people. What do you care about the sofa? Wife: You don't know, I bumped into the sofa of IKEA, a young man, Mao! Sit on my ass!

Do you know where the custom of setting off firecrackers comes from? It was the first New Year's Eve! How did Xi get rid of monsters on New Year's Eve? Just scared away by a gun, so what are firecrackers? Is to drive away the unknown you are afraid of, so when you get married ... gnome male-"... it's time for you to let go ~