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I wish a man a humorous word.

I wish men a humorous sentence:

1, proud of missing beauty, ashamed of ignoring beauty; Proud of caring for beautiful women, ashamed of ignoring beautiful women; Be proud of praising beauty and ashamed of belittling beauty; Be proud of contacting beautiful women, and be ashamed of fooling beautiful women. I wish the beauty a happy March 8th!

2. Fireworks March Festival, there are no gorgeous peonies, no rich peonies, only pure as lotus magnolia, just like our mother. I wish my mother a happy Women's Day, always healthy and beautiful!

From now on, in order to welcome Women's Day on March 8th, all male compatriots should respond to the call: on call! As docile as a cat! Active package! Say hello consciously! I am proud of what you have done for women today!

Kindness is your nature, beauty is your nature, cleverness is your advantage, virtue is your capital, gentleness is your symbol and sincerity is your character. On Women's Day, I wish you happiness, youth and beauty in advance!

Although it is Women's Day, I especially want to say something to you. Honey, thank you for taking care of me for so many years. Your love makes me feel very happy.

6. Please smile happily, make life full of your smart colors, please sing happily, and make life as pleasant as beautiful scenery. Send a short message to you, my favorite, and wish you a happy Women's Day on March 8th!

7. Thank God, thank the earth, thank the women compatriots for their hard work, thank the wind, thank the rain, thank women for raising children, thank you, thank you for respecting women for forwarding this message, and have a happy Women's Day.

8. Today is Women's Day. I have decided that no matter how long it takes, how vast the project is, how complicated the operation is and how much it costs, I will send you a short message to extend my holiday greetings. Happy holidays!

9. Please sing happily, make life as pleasant as beautiful scenery, please laugh happily, and make life full of your smart colors. Send a short message to you, my favorite, and wish you a happy Women's Day on March 8th!