Joke story: Shepherd and IT consultant

Joke story: Shepherd and IT consultant

Once upon a time, there was a shepherd who had many sheep. One day, he drove the sheep to the side of the road. Suddenly, a Porsche drove up, and a young man was sitting on it, wearing Armani clothes, Cerrutti's leather shoes, Ray-Ban's sunglasses, TAG Heuer's watch and Versace's tie.

He went up to the shepherd and asked him, if I can tell you how many sheep you have, can you give me one?

The shepherd looked at his flock of countless sheep and said, of course! ? .

The young man turned on his laptop, connected his mobile phone, typed in NASA Webster, located himself through the global positioning system and started scanning. Then he typed more than 40 pages of Excel tables, which were filled with formulas of logarithmic calculus. Finally, he typed out more than 50 pages of analysis report through his high-tech mini printer. Then, he looked at the report and went to the shepherd and said, you have 1586 sheep! ?

The shepherd clapped his hands and said, Niu, you are absolutely right. Why not choose one? .

So the young man picked one and prepared to take some documents from his Porsche to the shepherd. At this time, the shepherd said, if I can guess what you are doing, can I have my sheep back?

The young man said: Why not?

The shepherd said, are you an IT consultant?

The young man said, how do you know?

The shepherd said, it is very simple. First of all, I didn't call you, so you came. Then, you start charging me for what I already know. Third, you know nothing about my business? So please give me back my sheepdog now. ?

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