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Please help me find advertising words, tips, proverbs, two-part allegorical sayings, humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, cross talk storytelling or wonderful dialogues in film and television dramas. Popular xiehouyu:

A rotten nose smells like a pig's head-I don't know what it smells like.

Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-at sixes and sevens

The rotten persimmon fell to the ground-flaccid paralysis.

Rotten persimmons on the ship-soft goods

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Hong thai travel can help you!

Dragonair is beautiful, very good, and it is a journey!

The journey of life in Asia is full of gains.

Airport Express is happy in this trip!

Fuyanjie is healthier to wash.

Vitality and vitality of Brandt chicken essence

Hu woman update protection update!

Bosini has its own way!

Law enforcer Raptors never compare with others, but try to break through themselves!

Hang Seng Card Life is better because of you!

Bank of Taiwan: Smart Partner

MasterCard: Everything is possible, but love is priceless!

Whirlpool Electric will do better for you!

Runxun communication is a call to the world!

Long neck fov is better!

Louis XIII: intoxicating taste, noble appreciation and dazzling momentum.

Jia's tone is fresh and confident.

Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world!

Maxim's fast food has a little more new cooking!

Toyota's contribution spans tomorrow.

Saab Shenbao's new drive has reached a new high.

You entrusted it to Midland realty, and I will promise!

Digital communication brings you closer!

Octopus makes life easier!

BenQ BenQ enjoys happy technology.

Philips electrics barber shop

The inspiration of Samsung TV starts from the inside!

Ricoh cameras broaden the space and innovate infinitely.

As long as Hongkong Telecom has a dream, everything can be realized.

United Telecom breaks through the boundary and the information is seamless.

Pccw has no other choice!

Just gold jewelry, real women, real jewelry!

Love this life, today and tomorrow, Watsons will always care more about you!

The colorful life of Jusco is with you.

Sanshang department store surprises you again and again!

Hong thai travel can help you!

Dragonair is beautiful, very good, and it is a journey!

The journey of life in Asia is full of gains.

Airport Express is happy in this trip!

Vitality and vitality of Brandt chicken essence

Hu woman update protection update!

Bosini has its own way!

Law enforcer Raptors never compare with others, but try to break through themselves!

Hang Seng Card Life is better because of you!

Bank of Taiwan: Smart Partner

MasterCard: Everything is possible, but love is priceless!

Whirlpool Electric will do better for you!

Runxun communication is a call to the world!

Long neck fov is better!

Louis XIII: intoxicating taste, noble appreciation and dazzling momentum.

Jia's tone is fresh and confident.

Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world! Community tips:

The community is a big family and good neighbors who live in harmony.

Sleeping in the dead of night, walking lightly in the corridor.

Respect for the elderly and love for the young, fine traditions, and harmony between husband and wife.

Warm reminder from the school:

Stop your small step and take a big step for campus civilization.

You are the most beautiful when you smile, the best when you study and the best when you are healthy!

I am also a life, please be merciful.

I have a life too. We grew up together.

School is a home and everyone loves it.

The school is my home, cleaning depends on everyone, and the walls have changed into new clothes. Please cherish.

If you have a heart that loves life, you can summon green feelings.

Cherish the water of life and "live" bit by bit.

Strive to be a guardian of environmental protection and build a green campus.

As long as everyone gives a love, how beautiful the world will be.

Attention, everyone here sees your every move. (corridor)

Show your elegance in the corridor and your majestic posture in the playground.

Prompt words in the library

Please enjoy the inevitable pain.

Only by working earlier and harder than others can we taste success.

No one can succeed casually, it comes from thorough self-management and perseverance.

Even now, opponents are constantly turning pages.

No hardship, no gain.

Books are the life of our times-belinsky

Books are great power-Lenin

Books introduce us to the best society and let us know the great wise man-smile.

Books are such a tool to transform the soul. What mankind needs is enlightenment nutrition. And reading is this kind of nourishment-Hugo.

Books are the ever-burning lamps for accumulating wisdom-Curtis.

Books can lead us into a noble society and get to know smiles, the greatest figure in history.

Books make people think freely-Gratkov

Only books are immortal.

Tips for saving water:

Life without water

Please don't let the tap cry, or it will get angry.

"Cherish me, just start from bit by bit!"

"Cherish the source of life" and turn off "dribs and drabs"

Please tighten me hard, I am willing to bear the pain.

Because of you, the grass is green and the flowers are fragrant.

Because of you, fish jump and birds sing.

Warm traffic safety tips:

Civilized driving has made our city a little warmer; Driving safely will reassure you and my family.

Wearing a seat belt is caring for yourself and others.

When you are distracted, an accident knocks on your door.

Take care on the road and go home safely.

You drive me away, drive away the ruthless car accident. You told me to give up, give up orderly traffic.

One second is not important, life safety is the most important, traffic safety is in mind, and everyone has happiness and safety.

If you drive carelessly, your life will be in danger anytime and anywhere.

Not afraid of more cars, but afraid of a decline in safety awareness.

Do not drink, sleep more, and drive safely on the road; Abide by the law, abide by the law, and ensure the most practical life.

Baby, it's natural to be sexy. Don't stop at the school gate. Although children are small-minded, it is not feasible to take the lead as a clever thief.

Tom will become a thief. The idea was only formed a month ago. He used to be a technician in a metallurgical enterprise, but the enterprise went bankrupt a month ago. Tom saw the business go bankrupt with his own eyes, but the manager Mike bought a beautiful car. He concluded that the manager must have turned the company's money into his own private property. A sense of indignation welled up in the brain. ...

The chief's wife solved the case.

It is said that in the Ming Dynasty, the magistrate of Suining County was a confused official. He only knew that as soon as he heard that it was the defendant, he ordered someone to beat him, and those officials laughed at him privately. On this day, another murder happened in the county. A widow was killed, but after several days of investigation, the real murderer was not found. Seeing that the officials were laughing at him in private, the county magistrate scolded the arrest chief and said, "You idiot! What do I raise you for? Eat with me for free ...

Scholars' way of doing business

Wu Youliang is the only son of the Wu family. His parents are dead, and his uncle and aunt run the family business. In the autumn of this year, Wu Youliang went to Beijing to catch the exam and passed by Qingshishan in Heyuan County. He was robbed by robbers and ran out of money. It's getting late, hungry and cold, but penniless, so I have to stay in the city for one night and make plans the next day. When Wu Youliang arrived at the gate, the gate had been closed and he was about to turn around. A carriage stopped at the door. ...

Son "poisoned"

Huang Xiujuan's son Liang Liang is very clever and has always been the idol of the whole class. After entering the third grade, I can take the exam several times in a row, and my score is lower every time. This time, the city's unified examination, bright results broke through the historical bottom line! Huang Xiujuan got angry and was called to school by the class teacher. The teacher said to her, "You should take good care of your son. He is addicted to the internet, too poisoned! " Say, light up. ...

A boring couple

I haven't examined my husband for several days. On this day, after her husband left for work, Ali sneaked on his QQ and checked his miscellaneous netizens one by one. After a while, she checked a lot and found no "danger". Just when I was satisfied, I suddenly saw a woman named "Smurfs". She looked very strange! Ali's heart thumped Who is this? Is it her husband's new ... proverb?

Gold is like gold and jade is like jade.

Eight mature, 100%; Ten mature, twenty percent lost.

Steer calmly, but sail safely.

White rice is delicious, but grain fields are not easy to grow.

Even if it rains for a hundred days, it will clear up one day.

Seeing is believing, seeing is believing.

The black sheep spend money like water, and the family cherishes dung like gold.

Help people to the end, save people to the end.

Help others forget, others help themselves remember.

Bring enough food to satisfy your hunger, and bring an umbrella on sunny days.

Drinking and eating is easy to get sick, so it is necessary to keep healthy regularly and quantitatively.

There is no discussion behind, no opinion in person.

Stupid people get up first, and stupid birds leave the forest early.

The whipped fast horse is a busy man looking for something.

Ask questions while learning, and you will learn.

Illness enters through the mouth and cold enters through the feet.

A close mouth catches no flies.

If you get well, you won't be treated, and no one will be treated next time.

Burn incense in every temple when you are in a hurry.

Illness comes quickly and goes quickly.

The patient has many hearts and many busy people.

Strike while the iron is hot and learn while you are young.

It is difficult to practice courage without taking three risks.

If you don't take charge, you don't know the daily necessities, and if you don't raise children, you don't know your parents' kindness.

Take off your shoes when you get to the river.

Don't pretend to know, it will never work.

Without rules, there would be no Fiona Fang.

Don't burn incense to offend God, and don't talk to offend others.

People who can't do small things can't do big things.

Don't scatter eagles if you don't see rabbits.

Without the cold of winter, I don't know if spring is warm.

It counts, not all.

No grinding, no refining, no sweating.

Not afraid of Pepsi's disadvantage, but afraid of discouragement.

Not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of shopping around.

Not afraid to wear late, but afraid to take off early.

I am not afraid of being poor at home, but I am afraid of being lazy.

If you are not afraid of the long road, you are afraid of being old.

Not afraid of chaos, I am afraid of not investigating.

If you are not afraid of slowness, you are afraid of standing; One stop, two and a half miles.

Not afraid of being old, but afraid of lying down.

Not afraid of disrespect, but afraid of dishonesty.

I'm not afraid to come uninvited, I'm afraid I'm not skilled.

Not afraid of high mountains, but afraid of weak feet.

If you are not afraid of suffering as a teenager, you are afraid of being poor when you are old.

If you are not afraid of difficulties, you are afraid of laziness.

It's cold and not afraid of freezing, and I'm afraid my hands and feet won't work.

I'm afraid I can't learn well, but I'm afraid I'm insincere

Not afraid of shallow knowledge, but afraid of short ambition.

Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.

No attempt, no gain.

No burden, no weight, no distance.

If an old dog barks, he gives advice.

Don't be fooled if you don't want to be cheap.

You can't live without laughing.

There are no pigs in the trough, and dogs eat dogs unevenly.

If grass does not germinate unintentionally, if people do not develop unintentionally.

Greedy people have no food at home, and lazy people have no firewood at home.

There are no winners in gambling.

Often scold not surprised, often fight not afraid.

It is often said that a smooth mouth is not stupid.

I always think about it, but I don't always think about it.

The Yangtze river does not refuse to trickle, and Mount Tai does not choose earth and stone.

May is long, October is short, and February is neither long nor short.

Big brother is like a father, and sister-in-law is better than mother.

Some people in the court are good officials, and there are dogs at home to watch the door.

In the end, everything will work out.

Cars have lanes and horses have roads.

Support dysentery, hungry typhoid fever.

Support the brave and starve the timid.

A steelyard can be weighed, and a word can inspire people.

Although the weight is small, it can weigh as much as one thousand kilograms.

If you don't have enough food and clothing, you won't be poor all your life.

Eat without talking, sleep without talking.

Eat and drink, people go downhill.

Eat reasonably.

Wet your mouth when eating and your hands when washing your face.

Eat to prevent choking, walk to prevent falling.

Drink soup first, and you won't get hurt when you get old.

Eat like a dragon and work like a bug.

The steamed bread you eat is not fragrant, and the sugarcane you chew is not sweet.

If you eat wine instead of vegetables, you will get drunk soon.

Eating bran rice makes everyone healthy.

Eating someone's mouth is short, holding someone's hand is short.

A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.

It is better to work late than early, and it is better to work hard than to work skillfully.

Shorter feet and longer inches.

It is unfilial to pet dogs on the stove.

Sweating is not windward, and walking is not concave.

Three days after becoming a monk, the Buddha is in front; After three years as a monk, the Buddha was in the west.

Go out and watch the sky, cook and watch the fire.

Depend on friends when you go out and parents at home.

When you go out and ask for directions, do as the Romans do.

The bow of the boat sits firmly, not afraid of the wind.

The ship is loaded with thousands of pounds, and one person is at the helm.

Sore is afraid of fame, and illness is afraid of anonymity.

It takes a hundred years to start a business, but one day is lost.

A boaster is preaching his ignorance.

Cleverness lies in learning, and genius lies in accumulation.

It's easy to be frugal and difficult to be frugal.

Different years from childhood to old age.

Simple tea and bread can support people, while rags and trousers can keep out the cold.

Rough meals support people, and rough work benefits the body.

Thick silk is difficult to weave fine silk, and rough people are difficult to do fine work.

Cut three times per inch of grass, and grow fat with less material.

An unbreakable well water is an inexhaustible force.

Ask the woodcutter for firewood and the ferryman for sailboats.

It takes strength to kill a tiger and wisdom to catch a monkey.

You can't persuade one side to fight, and you can't look at people.

Hit the snake seven inches, dig the root before digging the tree.

While the iron is hot, the crops are in a hurry.

Fishermen never leave the water, and woodcutter never leaves the hillside.

Fishing depends on the net, and killing wolves depends on the stick.

Think big and start small.

Make a nest if you don't walk on the road, and forget more if you don't sing good songs.

Garlic is a treasure. Eating it often is good for your health.

Kings are easy to see, but children are hard to find.

If you lose Jingzhou by carelessness, you will lose your street pavilion by pride.

No monofilament forms a line, and no tree forms a forest.

Dare to travel all over the world, be timid and dare not move.

Play the piano and know each other, and have a good talk.

As soon as it is interrupted, it is chaotic.

The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear.

When you use it, you don't hesitate to spend 10 thousand yuan. If you use it improperly, you don't spend a penny.

Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.

Knives will rust if they are not sharpened, and people will fall behind if they don't learn.

What kind of firewood to cut on what mountain and what kind of hammer to use at what temperature.

People build roads, but cars roll them. Ancient and modern jokes

Knock on the table to propose a toast

Before a person treats a guest, he privately says to his servant, "Don't pour wine casually. Listen to me knock on the table and you will propose a toast. "

This is what a guest heard. During the dinner, the guest deliberately asked, "How old is your mother?"

The host replied: "73 years old."

The guest knocked on the table and said, "Rare!" When the servant heard the table ring, he immediately toasted the guests.

After a while, the guest asked again, "How old is Zunweng?"

The host replied: "84 years old."

The guest knocked on the table again and said, "It's even harder!" The servant came to propose a toast again.

After the host found out that he was cheated, he said loudly to the guest: "Never mind whether he is 73 or 84, you have had enough!" "