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Adventures of a boaster
Reading The Adventures of Boast only makes me feel funny. I think the plot of The Adventures of boas is realistic, as if it were true. You can be there when you watch it. The hero of the story is a braggart. He will tell you that he has been trapped in the mire with his horse and man. However, in the face of disaster, he used his quick wits, grabbed his braid and pulled it up hard, even pulling the horse out of the swamp; In a cold winter, the groom tried his best to blow the horn, but the horn was frozen, and it didn't come out by itself until it thawed by the warm stove. Even, he will tell you that he threw a silver axe on the moon, so he will plant a bean sprout and climb to the moon ... After reading this book, if you think these stories are too bizarre and like to brag, then you are right. The author is a braggart.
Later, he encountered many interesting things in the process of hunting: the wild boar's fangs were nailed to the tree, and he photographed him more tightly with bricks. When the firing pin in the shotgun was knocked off, he hit his eyes with a heavy punch, and sparks appeared in his eyes, igniting the gunpowder of the shotgun, thus harvesting a lot of game; In order to catch the wild duck, he tied a piece of lard to the rope. When the wild ducks were eating and pulling, all the wild ducks in the pond were immediately tied with ropes, and then all the wild ducks took him to their home. ...
Moreover, in the master's life experience, there have been ups and downs and excitement. However, he will not be immersed in a certain state, and he will always maintain an optimistic attitude. Even if he fails, he will sigh at most. This is something that allows us to learn a lot. The word pessimism has never appeared in the whole book, but the most common words are humor and optimism. Doesn't he have sad moments? Only his good friend can answer this question.
After reading the whole story, I found that whether we think of hunting methods and get unexpected gains in hunting, or we become close to danger in dangerous experiences again and again, or we make meritorious deeds in wars again and again, these bizarre stories actually tell us that people have to face many difficulties and setbacks in their lives, as long as we use our brains. Learn to be brave, witty and calm, and then you can always find a solution.
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