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You can't stand typhoons, can you?
2. Seriously advise beautiful women not to wear skirts in recent days, which is easy to be angered. The rain is good, but the mangosteen is serious, I don't know!
Please hold me tight in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it. That's what happened.
I laugh at those who want to blow their boyfriends by typhoon, so where is your home? I will walk there.
5. Get dressed, pack your luggage, stand on the roof, wait for the typhoon, come to the field and leave …
6. A typhoon is coming. Those who have wives hug other people's wives, those who have no wives, and those who want to break up let their wives go out to buy food, and even take food to Dong Ge's house. ...
7. A typhoon is coming. You have husbands holding husbands, and you have husbands holding other people's husbands. If you want to change your husband, let him go out to buy food, and mangosteen will send him to the purchasing station ... and then you will put on a beautiful skirt and wait for the typhoon on the roof. ...
A fat girl said, "I wish I could fly as far as a dandelion." I went back: Is it necessary to have a typhoon?
Uncle Typhoon, I hope you will never leave.
10. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.
1 1. Yes, you are weak, but you can't help the typhoon.
12. If the typhoon destroys the school, I will marry you ~!
13. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.
14. The typhoon brought us a storm, a day holiday and a lot of homework.
15. In the afternoon, there was lightning and thunder at home, and there was a typhoon. It's a good thing you left early in the morning You talked, laughed and quarreled when you were here. Why did it take so long when you left? It was empty in the afternoon, and you made five harassing calls to others.
16. The typhoon came. Seeing the pictures of students talking, the trees fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.
17. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony and blew, I felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to her house later, she will tell me the weather today. Really super trance, a second to react.
18. Typhoon is available, just send a message. At the teacher's command, we are willing to guard against Taiwan at home.
19. speechless, it rained heavily under the typhoon, and the wiper of Tiida was actually broken.
20. Do you think the name of the typhoon sounds good?
2 1. Short hair+weight, my mother no longer has to worry that I will be hit by a typhoon.
22. Let's talk about it in space. My friends also make fun of me and don't come back to play with me on weekends. Tell me that there will be a typhoon today, which is outrageous. What happened?
23. It's the rhythm of the typhoon. . . It hasn't rained so hard for a long time. . . Tell me about my hard work . . Pants are wet.
24. There is a typhoon. I can't sleep. I'm so tired ... I really want to talk to someone now. Come back and sleep with me.
25. Can you talk about your feelings in the typhoon area? You can't feel it without shaving. More security, more curiosity.
26. My wish today is: "Mangosteen" blew my husband away and was accidentally picked up by a rich woman. Then she took out 20 million yuan and smashed it in my face, saying, Here, your husband is mine …
27. Bet with my husband whether the typhoon will come today. I said no, and my husband said he would definitely come. So I made a bet, and my husband smiled slyly and said, "You must lose." I insist: "If you lose, you won't be surnamed Zhou!" ""Oh, I see, your name is porridge! "Husband who can tell cold jokes can't afford to be hurt.
Wechat blowing typhoon, saying that the typhoon is coming, so cool.
One, the biggest pain in life is that I experienced a big storm, not only didn't see the rainbow but also caught a cold #
Second, it was windy before checking the dormitory; Look at the dormitory. It's snowing. Hungry all night, insist on not eating, young master please eat hot pot, originally scheduled for the afternoon, I was forced to squeeze into noon. After eating hot pot, I went into the classroom to check the answer. I checked the students' gfd. In the evening, I held a meeting of the head teacher. These tasks are one of the tasks assigned by the leaders, and I am secretly happy. It seems that for the first time, I worked ahead of schedule before the leader arranged my work.
Third, the typhoon is coming. It seems that Shenzhen is quite serious. I want to care about it and miss it. I still don't want it. If I don't cut it, it will be messy. Love this thing, why it hurts so much.
4. I woke up in the middle of the night and found the room temperature 18, and the maximum wind speed was blowing against my bed. I vaguely think this is a typhoon.
Fifth, be reasonable. Even if the typhoon comes, the weather is better than before, but it is still very hot and hairy!
6. I suddenly miss someone who taught me to love and made me realize what love is. At that time, we lived our own lives every day and thought about another person. We all say that we should be better people for each other, and we should never part no matter how hard it is. At that time, I thought this kind of love was a lifetime, and I could endure hardships with him and tide over the big waves together. But then we separated, he started a new life, made a new girlfriend, and I fell into my own emotional whirlpool. I complained that he gave up our feelings and that he didn't always accompany me. I deleted everything related to us. I don't think I can forget him. I feel that I will never like others again. After a long time, I suddenly found that the person who made me cry for a long time was not so unforgettable. Looking through the previous photos and chat records, thank you for being so kind to me and making me feel loved and loved.
Seven, typhoon, I saw my classmates talking about pictures, and the tree fell to the ground. Fortunately, I was not at school.
Eight, I still like you very much, just like the typhoon came, and we all hid in the house.
Nine, the typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, if I am blown to your home, don't mention it, be sure to accept it!
Make sense Even if the typhoon comes, the weather is better than before, but it is still very hot and hairy!
Eleven, it's still raining so late, and the rhythm of falling asleep has begun. From the first day of water and soil clothing, to the later fire, and now the typhoon is coming, I suddenly feel that I have experienced a lot in a week. By the way, these boys have worked hard this week.
12. I woke up in the middle of the night and found the room temperature 18, and the maximum wind speed was blowing against my bed. I vaguely think this is a typhoon.
13. It started to blow yesterday afternoon and the smog was blown away. The sky is clear, and of course it is cold. Yesterday, in the cold wind, I took my son to the first Go class, and my parents followed suit to eliminate illiteracy. I feel my brain burning. I'm actually very interested. I went home today, finished the homework assigned by my teacher and played two games with my mother.
Fourteen, such a strong wind, please hold me tight, I am so cute, if I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, others will not return it ... that's the way it is.
15, 20th, didn't sleep well all night. In the morning, I packed myself and went out. It's windy and cold. Go to the office to write a manuscript and go out at nine o'clock. I thought I could meet my second brother, but I was late. Second brother called and said he was gone. I bought something to eat and walked back.
Sixteen, I still like you very much, just like the typhoon came, and we all hid in the house.
I bought dry food from my brother to prevent typhoon, and the typhoon came for a long time and left.
Eighteen, the typhoon came and went, the screen of the mobile phone cracked, the bear on the key chain got stuck, and my heart was shaken by a sudden rain outside the window.
Nineteen, the typhoon is coming, and the pressure is scary ~ That cup of honeysuckle dew is really good, and it has received rave reviews ~
Twenty, the typhoon is coming. Everyone has a husband, a boyfriend, a lover, and nothing to hold the telephone pole. Hold on tight, don't let the typhoon blow away. If the tonnage is enough, please run in the wind to make the storm more violent. Anyway, there are so many in single dog, and one is missing.
2 1. Some people always complain that life is too dull. In fact, real life is like a boat, which can't stand the wind and waves. I'd rather walk carefree in this calm.
Twenty-two, the typhoon is coming, there is no blue sky, but the temperature is instantly cool, and the birds are particularly happy!
Twenty-three, I want to help you in the same boat, and I still love you through the storm.
Twenty-four, can hear the rain. Suddenly I miss those thunderous and windy nights when I was a child. I dare not sleep with the quilt. My mother always sleeps with me. It feels so sweet. Sometimes I feel that I have nothing, and sometimes I feel that I have the whole world. Happiness is always relative, right? A contented mind is perpetual feast.
Twenty-five, these days, all borrowers are grandfathers, and all debt collectors are special grandchildren! ! ! After a period of delay, for various reasons, as a creditor, I had to change the law to persuade people to pay back the money. I wonder, why are you short of money when your salary is high and your family is rich? We young couple are ordinary employees at the bottom, and we have worked hard to save a sum of money for our small family. Do you really think this money is from the wind? ! ! ! At the end of the year, you use money, and you still borrow it! Because you are my husband's classmate, we borrowed it, but you returned it as agreed! ! ! No, it's shameless! ! ! !
Twenty-six, this color is intellectual, sister. It's so cool when the typhoon comes!
A famous saying about weakness
I admit that I am a coward and I am afraid of a fragile girl. Isn't it just three words? I don't have the courage to say it in front of her. It was not until she passed me and disappeared that I dared to say quietly, It's really ugly. I may be fragile, I may be weak, I may see that the wind is full of fragility and fullness, and I am in love with you. In the face of love, everyone knows me well, but have it both ways.
Hard water is more traditional than "Leng Yan" soil.
Foreign water is more natural and unrestrained than bandits' water, more exotic than coquettish water, more tender than romantic water, more youthful and beautiful than beauty's water, more delicate than women in those days, more attractive than waves' water, more attractive than women's water. Water is busier than single-minded water, weaker than selfish water and more feminine than feminine water. Every woman's water is quieter than the "super girl" time and grows old slowly. When everything was gone, only she looked at the bustling troubles and witnessed the changes of the years. The fragile body cannot stand up. Look at those people in a hurry. In this short time, you seem to be like a song, seeing your final destination.
Regarding the cosmetic surgery in the entertainment circle, I think it is more worth discussing about Jueduo Mashan. Sometimes, when a person is fat and thin, the next place feels like a different person. People are reshaped in pursuit of beauty. My children are not many, but I am a little baby and then give birth to a fat girl. I think I have a certain sense of beauty. I also want to, I can really see the number of children in the next place. I'm not thin enough to make up my mind to lose weight. After a few days, he lost six or seven pounds in time. All the tender meat came to him, leaving only skin and bones. Only then did I feel that I had someone completely. Physical fitness drops rapidly, physical weakness and depression. The country will only go forward and come to the west to let him have more children. A little wind blows, and it feels like bones will only hurt the mountain in the same direction. What's more, I accidentally bumped into it when I was lifting it, so fragile. At that time, it was difficult to live in the west for a while, and life was worse than death. Do a good job in the mother mountain and gain weight successfully. Now I am almost recovered, with excellent nutrition and good mood as before. So I take this experience to remind everyone that we are just blind but have lost weight.
Smart women always pretend to be weak in front of men, leaving all the hardships to men to do. On emotional issues, weakness is always a woman's best weapon. The reason is simple, because the weakness of seemingly doing nothing is actually enough to touch the most fragile nerves of men. In front of women, men like to appear as protectors and strong people. -Page 302-For Single You by Le Jia.
The petals of orchids are too tender to be valued. The leaves are as good as willow leaves, and the veins are clearly visible. They look like a pile of grass, so they are very simple. They are not only elegant, but also green leaves, supported by dark green leaves, look green and bright. The small green leaves under it seem to be inserted next to it, and the whole family comes out at the same time. They are tender and brittle, and even tender people are reluctant to touch them. However, those under them, so small and so big, will have descendants, making them look so strong and so fresh.
No matter how strong the friendship is, there are times when it is fragile.
How can a fragile bird fly into the blue sky to see the world?
As long as the heart doesn't hurt, even if the body suffers again, it will try its best to wave its broken wings and fly to the desired result. Men are all advantages: the demon is called cowherd, the tricky one is called domineering, the wooden one is called honesty, and the faded one is called melancholy. Fierce is called spicy, stupid is called reliable, tough is called tough guy, native is called tradition, and foreign is called temperament. Strange is called personality, gangsters are called capable, crazy is called pistachio, tender is called awesome, and old is called mature and steady. Cows are called big men, idleness is not rotten, weakness is elegant, and unlike men, they are called cream youth.
If I am weak, how can I control the rainbow?
Did you spend time with me,
Just stay in an unpredictable way, or go to a better future in anger? It is true that we have never encountered some difficulties, dangers and desperate situations since we were born. Darkness is a long experience for Na Yue, but she can't see the light after many years. It's true, until someone came to this bench to eat melon seeds, and until you came, he gave birth to a child. If you have no baby, you are eager to join us. I'm telling you, forget it, forget it. Welcome to the darkness, all day long, so depressed that you can't feel it. But I know that you and I have used it once and for all. In the dark, Na Yue let her go. Really, he doesn't want anyone to get angry before she helps you. In this image, the real person grabs the river and uses her grass roots, even though it is fragile. Struggle to know that the footprints on the shore will be big, and Nuri Kingdom struggles to know the abundance of harvest. All the good things we stay in have a price. Before we met it, he really didn't have to pay the right price. We all have freshmen next year who say that saving others depends on teaching truth and then criticizing, so only you can save you. -Goodner tore "Today's head is really coming again". A Xue Ying wore a long jacket with bean green and gold quilted double-breasted buttons, and a pale yellow pleated skirt on the lower half. A thin long hair was tied into a ponytail, on which hung a golden lace orchid. The breeze blew, and Lanrui trembled with the wind. It looked as if an orchid had really opened on her head. -drunken madman "The Brilliant Girl of Rebirth"
Failure is finally forgotten by time.
Even if you continue to move forward, you will get hurt. The fragile wings will accompany you to travel, accompany you to grow up, and leave yourself on the road when you were a child-"Fantasia of War Dance" can't sleep at night.
Looking back, I used to talk and laugh. Bitter and lingering, the Chu of Huanglian is hard to argue. Stranded? * * * It's hard to plunder the years? When did the weather change? Handle the curtains gently, and you can't help getting involved. The falling dust froze the hell and caused karma. Don't ask me why I am so good to you. Even a fragile grass has the same life value.
Girl, why don't you show your teeth when you are in trouble with some women? Why not chew slowly when you are at odds with some women? Why don't you be careful when you are at odds with some women? Why not go against the weakness of some women? Why not be incompatible with the affectation and disgust of some women? Why not curse?
A lady who speaks well about things, but doesn't listen to them ... "When you become strong from weak, the whole world will regard you as a terrible monster.
And when you really stick to the end and play the whole game, the whole world will regard you as the patron saint of peace. When Xu first saw a hitchhiker, Ethel always drove straight by, so that she had time to measure the hitchhiker. She is looking for a strong man: strong legs and full muscles. Those thin and fragile men are useless to her.
But surprisingly, it is difficult to see the difference at a glance. At first, you might think that a hitchhiker is standing alone on a country road a mile away, like a monument or a barn in the distance; You think you can look at him calmly while driving, strip him naked in your mind, and then watch it over and over again. But Ethel found that this was not the case. -Michel Faber "Under the Skin" Every story has a proper ending and explanation, but life is not that simple. Whether you are ready or not, there will be a new journey in the distance. The bag is full of unspeakable expectation of meeting, parting and reunion. We are used to dividing some small experiences and wishes in life, but we are not used to ending them. Because that seemingly trivial story is actually full of fragile but hard-to-break dreams. In this dream, there are you, me and countless touching emotions and figures. We are willing to believe that that moment has a temperature and is eternal. -Gao Ting's "Power Family"
It's a play from a distance, but it's still the same. In and out of the play, she sings all kinds of human beings and plays a desolate life. She once met someone who was so kind to her that she was jealous of herself. Later, she didn't feel any warmth, cold and despair in the sun, which eroded everything on her, both in the past and in the future. All these tragedies will end.
That shadow, in his eyes, always seems a little fragile and delicate. Just like the sun shining through the mottled light and shadow on the branches in the shade. With a little warmth, I once heard that like is a bisexual word, which contains selfishness and desire ... those small mistakes mixed with countless complex emotions are full of riddled hearts. You're always vulnerable. But it has never been blown by a strong wind. That's because there is no wind in my heart.
I took her advice and planted wild roses. I called Su Qi and told him to dig. I sowed the seeds, then let him bury the soil. Then I ordered the servant to carry the bucket.
Then I asked Su Qi to water it. This time he finally got angry and said, "Why don't you come yourself?" I said simply, "I can do it." After that, I'm going to get the spoon and hold it up to make a fragile appearance while covering my chest. Su Qi put his dirty white boots in front of me and looked at me silently for a long time: "Forget it. If you really pour out a good thing, I can't bear the blame. " -Breaking the fire for a summer "The Princess Rushed into the Qin Pass" "People are like fragile reeds in nature, but they are thinking reeds."
I'm not that fragile, but I'm not that strong.
If Shen is not an evil Lord or a representative of the bright continent, she may be able to live a carefree life like an ordinary little girl, doing what she likes every day, being happy and relaxed, and not having to rush about for the future of all the major races in the world or be busy for the survival of hundreds of millions of creatures.
However, she chose an extremely difficult road. Her thin shoulders bear not only the life and death of a city, a country, a continent and a race, but also the life and death of several races. All this forced her to go forward and make a final effort to seize every minute. No one knows Shen's hard work better than Xiu. From the initial self-improvement to the current responsibility, this seemingly fragile little girl has taken on too much. She has never spent a carefree day or really relaxed for a minute. She is like a bowstring that has collapsed to its limit. Don't define yourself as blx in "Thief: Miss Waste Wood Seven" in Night North. People are far more powerful than they think. If you hint that you are fragile, you will become fragile and can only be a flower in the greenhouse. Don't try to beg others' meager care, it will only make you more miserable. Only when people are strong can they not be hurt by the outside world.
Aunt said:
"Since there is no ability, we have to build good relations; Since you are weak, you have to be kind-hearted; Since you like to talk big, you have to match your words with your deeds. " -Osamu Dazai's leaves. I thought I only looked at myself before, and only you sheltered me from the wind and rain.
You took your umbrella, and I realized how difficult it is for the Lord of life to make important things happen. I've been rolling around for a long time, and something important has happened. It rained so hard that I finally found my umbrella. When I look back, I feel sad. It's not brave. You stood up for me and lifted a piece of furniture. I miss you just because you didn't let something important happen. Do your best to create a bright future for me, because your weakness will only make me afraid.
Wechat, who wants to blow a typhoon, says
Typhoon fitter, I can still live tenaciously. You didn't accompany me to comfort me. You gave me strength.
Seven days is not enough to express my enthusiasm for my motherland. Don't leave the typhoon, okay?
3. The sunny day after the typhoon seems to have never passed; But it came anyway. It was a passer-by who came and left.
4. Because in summer, life is in a hot battlefield, so people weave their wishes into a big net near the water source, and the things exposed on the net, whether whitewashed or not, are enough to make people sad!
Today, we have a holiday 1.5 days because of the typhoon Tiantu. What about you?
A typhoon is coming. Let's fly together.
7. Come to the typhoon, so you can have one more day.
There will be a typhoon here tomorrow. Please bless me, babies.
9. I hope it will rain, thunder, typhoon, tsunami and earthquake on August 2. The amusement park will be blacked out. Little monsters and alien Diga Altman Iron Man will come out to commemorate such a great Valentine's Day.
10. On a sunny day after the typhoon, the mountains and the sea have particularly bright colors; Life at the seaside is no longer tense under the epidemic, and people on vacation come and go, which is particularly relaxed; Every fresh seafood, the table is always full, that enthusiasm and delicious, still memorable after leaving; The most unforgettable thing is probably that summer night by the sea. On the beach terrace, there are bands, barbecues, champagne, fireworks flying one after another, young and beautiful souls, grounding gas and just the right noise. Life is beautiful, you should go out more. Happy weekend
1 1. The wind became an open bully, whistling loudly and running around.
12.// Typhoon, do you think I am kind to my relatives? Take me away,,,
13. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so beautiful!
14. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.
15. Typhoon, Kirin's roar, bared its teeth and ran angrily at Taiwan Province Province.
16. Even the typhoon failed the monthly exam, and we were doomed to be killed by the monthly exam.
17. I heard that the typhoon is coming, and the world will come one day. Are you scared-
18. After the typhoon, the sky in Wan Li, Wan Li, is cloudless and blue!
19. The typhoon has come to talk about making friends (48 selected sentences).
20. I always think it's good to be a faint woman. People who know me need not say more. People who don't understand need to say more! Good night, windy night.
Wechat about a typhoon (2)1. Mother said there would be a typhoon tomorrow, so I'd better not go out.
22. Why hasn't the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.
23. Why are you still here after the typhoon?
24. I hope everyone will be safe after the typhoon and work at home today.
25. Typhoon, more. Thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.
I have experienced storms, but I am still afraid of this typhoon.
27. I heard that the typhoon yellow warning! Come to a big typhoon! You can have another day off tomorrow! !
28. The whirlwind threw yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of Long Zaitian rolling in the air.
29. Every time I cook on the balcony, I always observe the outside and am always afraid of danger. There seems to be!
30. The wind sighs gently among the branches, making the wet grass on the roof rustle and breaking the depressed silence between the skins with rhythmic music. ;
3 1. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.
32. When there is a typhoon and rainstorm, move your position quickly.
After the typhoon, the sea level began to calm down. All the years have passed, and all the scenery has passed.
I am so happy that I don't have to go to school today. I like typhoons.
35. Russia hopes that the typhoon will blow handsome men and beautiful women to Russia. Think of the red one,
36. Who is so boring? The last typhoon was called "Tiantu", and this typhoon is also called "Butterfly". What is the literary theory about typhoons?
37. We had a tornado here in July 1 1, and the refrigerators in the room were blown out, and they haven't been repaired yet!
38. Typhoon, typhoon, I stood upstairs and came down unkempt! ! Say: What have you done to me! !
39. On the eaves beside the balcony, scratching raindrops hit the edge for a long time.
40. May people be safe in troubled times.
The wind roared in the air, its voice was piercing, and it was mixed with the footsteps in the snow, which became a strange music. The music stung the ears of pedestrians, as if to warn them that the heavy snow will rule the border for a long time and the bright spring will not come back.
42. It was windy at night, so I took a bath early and went to bed. A Dai complained and wanted to go out. I called CSI to take the dog down, and CSI said you can take it. I have work to do. I shouted, are you still human? I'm naked! CSI squatted down and touched A Dai's head to comfort him: Your outdoor activities have been cancelled tonight, but you must remember that that person (referring to me lying in bed) won't let you go down! Me? It's so cheap, you are lazy and sow discord.
43. The whole sky is blowing, and the whole sea has become a bubble. This is the power of the wind.
44. The weather forecast says there will be a typhoon. Your boots, your jacket, your pen and writing paper, and your whistle were all left on the shore, and I was on the shore.
45. Typhoon is available, just send a message. At the teacher's command, we are willing to guard against Taiwan at home.
46. After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.
47. A typhoon that doesn't blow down the school is not a good typhoon.
48. When the typhoon comes, I choose to wait or change my attitude.
49. Because of the typhoon, there is a lot of water in the lower places. The river has also risen a lot, flooding the expressway, and most of the sewers are full, which has brought us a lot of trouble to travel.
A fat girl said, "I wish I could fly as far as a dandelion." I went back: Is it necessary to have a typhoon?
5 1. After the earthquake, the typhoon came and it was rare to have a holiday. I've had enough fun. Maybe sometimes some unexpected good or bad things will happen, but more often I live a bad and not bad life. Nothing much, but it's enough to make it all the way, and there is a rainbow to steal for another day.
Please don't erase the heavy snow and please don't disperse the typhoon.
53. I hope it will rain, thunder, lightning, hail, typhoon, tsunami, earthquake, landslide, tornado, sandstorm and smog on August 2, and all amusement parks will be cut off.
54. Don't go to school during the typhoon.
55. The wind pulls people's clothes, takes off people's headscarves, and sand shoots people's eyes.
Marilyn Monroe did that classic action because of the typhoon.
57. Landscape after tropical typhoon
58. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you to come back every month to save those poor children.
59. It's good that people are okay in such a severe tornado. There are too many disasters this year.
60. Do you know? I hope the typhoon will blow you to my side.
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