What's super funny but not vulgar?

Master, do you know who I am thinking? Yesterday's patroness. How did you know? I was thinking, too. Then how can you sleep? That's the abbot's daughter. It's no use thinking about it.

There was a young monk who ran into the yard with a long bamboo pole in the middle of the night, waving and banging at the night sky, making a scene. Finally, the old monk was disturbed. The old monk asked, what on earth are you doing up in the middle of the night? The young monk summoned up his courage nervously and replied, Master, I want the stars in the sky, but no matter how I wave them, I can't beat them ... The old monk immediately flew into a rage and swore, you idiot, you don't know such a simple question. It's really stupid and unforgivable. How can you fight in a place like that? You won't climb the roof.

Master, why do I feel so heavy every time I wake up at noon? You are too persistent. what am I supposed to do？ ..... Don't take a nap in the future.

Little monk, I heard that you like me? I don't know whether I like it or not, but as soon as I see you, I will hear that you still want to marry me. I don't know if I want to get married, but I just want to be with you forever. Glib, are you a Libra? Amitabha, be outspoken. The patroness is not Scorpio, is she? We hit it off. Uncle, do you still believe in this? How did my dad lead the team?

Above the mountain road, a car approached and stopped at the gate of the temple ... A young monk held high the banner of "returning to the shore" and shouted: benefactor, look here! A young man in the car laughed and scolded through the window: idiot! Turn away in an instant. 10 seconds later, he collapsed and fell screaming. That night, in the meditation room, the young monk said to the abbot, Master, wouldn't it be better to just write "The bridge ahead is broken"?

Master, we don't do serious things when we become monks. How can so many people become monks? If we can recite Amitabha, we will never starve to death. Besides, people who do serious things always spend money on these indecent things, and they all come into being at the historic moment, so you don't have to feel bad. What if one day this dynasty doesn't respect Buddha? Monk, don't learn from others' foresight and foresight, and there will be nothing to worry about in the end. It's really bad when a monk rings the bell every day. Let's become a Taoist and buy a wig.