Playing badminton and stealing girls' backcourt balls, I actually called the police! Count the wonders of the arena for more than ten years

First, Qiqi has the brightest spark of Qiqi.

65438+ 10 7, a mixed doubles match was in full swing in a badminton court in Baoan District, Shenzhen. With the opponent's male player stealing a girl's backcourt ball, this originally unremarkable amateur competition quickly became a hot topic in the whole network.

On the morning of 65438+1October 1 1, the video went viral in the national badminton association, and on the morning of 65438+1October 12, it was pushed to the hot search.

According to my badminton experience of more than ten years, I have to say that the level of these two mixed doubles players is much higher than that of Xiao Pang and me. Boys are more standardized and a little hidden after stealing the ball, but girls' subsequent performance is really surprising. First you scold, then you call the police!

"What did he steal from you?"

"He stole my backcourt."

This question and answer made the people who ate melons secretly happy, which was unexpected! I didn't expect that you badminton players could play this kind of realm!

The boy who served the backcourt ball also cooperated well. The eternal motto that a good man doesn't fight with a woman didn't have any effect on him, so they really went to the police station.

What an anecdote!

Hit a ball, serve a backcourt ball, and finally make such a big noise! I really didn't expect to become an online celebrity and stir up the whole country.

A handsome guy who never gets used to eating and has a "broad mind" met a beautiful woman who always spoiled herself until she spoiled herself, and staged a thrilling, gripping, fascinating and suspenseful drama for the opening of the year, which made the people who ate melons addicted.

Second, boys generally don't sneak up on girls' backcourt balls.

Xiao pang and I, that is, my wife, have been in the Jianghu for more than ten years, and being beaten is called smelly, not ordinary smelly, but quite smelly. But no matter how bad it is, the stadiums in Harbin have familiar faces, met many golfers and met many wonderful things, but the most wonderful things are not so wonderful.

Harbin Arena, I exhibited in Mao Mao at first, and then I went to Tangyou Exhibition, and played in Area 8 and the ice base. Many people, like us, have applied for annual or second cards, which is unimaginable in other places. There are far more people breaking up than booking rooms. The so-called breakup is often infinite. You spend ten dollars a day playing with whoever you meet, and go to any venue when no one is around.

In this way, you will have to play with many people you don't know and are unfamiliar with at first, until you get familiar with them.

I also often play mixed doubles, usually with Xiao Pang.

We play mixed doubles here, and there is an established rule that boys should not give girls backcourt easily, let alone steal backcourt. Amateurs just play together, have fun, and win nothing. It is impossible to win glory for our country like international competitions. In international competitions, sneak attack is ability and tactics. Amateurs play together, although everyone wants to win, but if a boy grabs the backcourt for a girl, everyone will think that this boy is not so good and kind.

Only when my wife Xiao Pang partners with someone else and my side is going to lose, will I serve Xiao Pang a high ball in the backcourt.

My service level is very poor, the girls are in front, and I serve the girls in the midfield. Some girls know that I can't serve her a high ball, so they step on the line and lift the racket, and the jump is accurate! Almost all my serves will be killed by my opponent, so there is no way. Even so, I can't steal the backcourt ball for girls.

The solution, first, change partners, as far as possible and such a good girl as a partner; Second, if you can't be a partner, try not to play with her.

Third, most of the wonderful things encountered in the arena are complaining about their partners.

I've been playing for more than ten years, and I haven't met anything strange that happened in the backcourt because I stole the serve. But the arena does have wonders, and the wonders I hate most are the crazy complaints about my partner's golfers.

Although there is no chance of winning, competitive sports always win or lose, which is the unique charm of badminton.

And some players, you and his partner, complain about almost every ball, and it's your fault that you lose almost every time. A serious game, complaining all the time. I will never partner with such a person, regardless of his level.

There is also a wonderful thing, not only complaining about your partner, but also complaining about your opponent. Your mouth is not idle for a moment. The only time I almost fought in the arena was because a big brother kept stimulating his opponent and made him angry and almost started fighting.

Even more amazing, there is a big man who not only complains about his partner, but even screams when practicing with girls. Listening to his hysterical and thunderous roar, we could hardly laugh or cry. We can practice with girls like this, but we dare not play with them and stay away.

I have been playing badminton for more than ten years. First, exercise; Second, I have enjoyed it both physically and mentally. When playing badminton, you can forget all your troubles. Getting to know friends and joking are the happiest moments.

Fourth, an unforgettable game many years ago

2015 April 1 1, a day that will be recorded in history by the base forever! On this day, Bingzi and I achieved a shocking reversal in full view, eliminated the old scholar of the base and were awarded the honorary title of "Base Black Donkey"!

I've been playing for many years. During my years in Mao Mao and Tang You, I also heard that there were all kinds of competitions, but people were self-aware: with our hands, it was not a question of not getting the ranking, but a question of humiliating our opponents. At this level, people don't want to play with us!

Every time I see the players talking and laughing, I am particularly envious. When can I meet these people? Speak actively in the group! It's not easy to get in a word, and it's hard to get in a word and often say the wrong thing, so when I saw the first anniversary contest of the group, I immediately signed up.

Who can I combine with? Planning for a few days, can't find a partner!

Anxious as years, on pins and needles!

Coincidentally, Bingzi, who just came to the group soon, couldn't find a partner. Neither of us is happy-forever is old, so why see skills when meeting? Although I know that our partners will definitely not make achievements, the significance of making up the game is to brush out the sense of existence, know more people, and never be lonely again.

So, it hit it off and the partner found it!

Bingzi also plays morning games. Unexpectedly, this little brother is very clever. Although he hasn't played for a long time, he is making progress every day, every day is the same! Although there is no in-depth communication because he is a handsome guy rather than a beautiful woman, I guess this little brother is at least a master's degree, and more likely a doctor or postdoctoral fellow. What's more commendable is that he is not only outstanding in IQ, but also unparalleled in EQ. Although he is full of beautiful women, he never forgets to kiss up to all his brothers. Therefore, although he has the shortest debut time, he has accumulated a lot of popularity in a short time, and men, women and children love to help him.

Bingzi plays with his head, especially in the frontcourt, but after all, the playing time is still short and the backcourt strength is insufficient, especially the backhand position is weak. So, although we sometimes brag in the group and sometimes belittle ourselves, neither of us has any hope for the game.

Maybe we blew it up and turned it into my seventh seed! I've been playing with ice cubes. We can't be seeds at all! Being a seed is a joke!

Until Bingzi told me that it is good for us to make seeds, and we can avoid those real seeds! So it is possible not to go out in the first round.

Little cunning and slick! Compared with Bingzi, I am an old fool!

Sure enough, in the first round 16 into 8, one player really didn't know how to play. Although I was so nervous that my legs trembled, I won the first round easily. Finally, Bingzi wanted to shake hands with his opponent, but the buddy walked away. Hehe, I really dare not relax in the game, for fear that once Panasonic comes and the morale of the opponent comes up, we will be eliminated.

Take a break, round two. Oh, my God! Actually, they are scholars and stars! It's over! I'm dead now! Proper! Die a fair death! There is no strength to fight back!

Who is a scholar? So is the base boss! The base belongs to others! Growing up on the court all day! I have seen him play ball several times. It's amazing! And he occasionally saw me hit a good ball, and he laughed beside him: just you, can you still hit this ball?

A world apart, not at the same level at all!

Badminton is not of the same level, so it can't be played at all.

And stars are said to be more powerful than scholars!

All right, bite the bullet and go to the court, or you'll die on the court. Abstaining is too particular!

So Bingzi and I went to the court.

Sure enough, in the first game, it seems that I got 4 points and didn't get 5 points. Anyway, before I could react, the battle was over. I have no strength to fight back!

In the second game, every time it was the scholar's turn to serve, the audience was deafening together; As soon as we scored the goal, the audience immediately applauded!

Morale is greatly boosted!

Are we afraid of him wearing shoes with bare feet?

So, in the laughter of the audience, Bingzi and I yelled a slap every time we won a ball! In this way, the scores rise alternately!

12 is better than 14, we are 15, and our lives are at stake again! I tried, but I never thought I would win anyway! Even! Whoever gets 15 points will win, and the net win two-point system will not be implemented!

14 is greater than 14! The audience and our hearts are in our throats!

Serve, the scholar throws the ball under the net! 15 compared with 14, we moved back to a game!

Thunderous applause resounded throughout the base! This is a high-profile focus war! The original one-sided game, inspired by the masses, actually has something to watch!

Yi bian played the third game, we completely took the initiative and the score was always ahead! Although the scholar also tried to move back to the predicament, he and the stars had already lost their foothold in the cheers of the audience.

And Bingzi is really a newborn calf that is not afraid of tigers. The more he fights, the braver he becomes. Many balls are beyond his usual level!

We won!

The audience is boiling!

This is definitely an incredible game!

This is a task that cannot be accomplished by strength!

This is a great victory for the people of the base!

But it must be a black donkey to complete this great victory! The dark horse has neither courage nor courage!

In this seriously unequal game, we released all the energy. In the next two games, there is almost no suspense in losing. In the last game, my thighs and calves cramped and I managed to finish the game.

But we made it to the final four!

It's incredible!

Only after the game did we know that there was a prize for the fourth place. When awarding the prize, Bingzi went to take a shower and couldn't take a group photo. Upload my award-winning photos first!

postscript

Over the years, Bingzi and I have become iron partners, but my skills have not improved, but are still regressing. We are partners, and he runs around the court. I am calm and relaxed, mainly because of his score. But he never complains. I play a good ball once in a while, and he praises me.

In the past two years, the arena has been closed frequently and playing intermittently. My hobby, which I have been playing for more than ten years, is almost ruined.

Miss the arena.