Top 10 classic humorous jokes

Top Ten Classic Humorous Jokes

Top Ten Classic Humorous Jokes. Selected recommendations. The most humorous jokes of the week. They are super classic and can really make you laugh to death.

1. A male colleague in the office came to work in the morning. He bought a pot of chrysanthemums on the way and happily placed it on the windowsill. After lunch, he returned to the office and immediately looked at it again. His anus screamed when he found a cigarette butt in the flower pot? Who the hell is so wicked that he inserted a cigarette butt into my anus?

2. One day, I was taking a shower with my first-rate friend. Touching his little brother, he sighed: Brother, following me makes you suffer.

Unexpectedly, this idiot also touched his little brother and said: Brother, following me will make you tired.

3. I dragged my wife, who doesn’t like sports, to go hiking with me. When I came back, she was exhausted. The next day, I went shopping with my wife in the mall. As we were walking, my wife suddenly fell to her knees on the ground!

My wife complained? It’s all your fault for making her legs weak!?

People around the mall looked at me evilly. . .

4. Man: My dear, that rain just now was because God was drooling for you.

Female: So that gust of wind just now must have been God farting on you.

5. After dinner, a couple walked and chatted in the park. While chatting, the two of them talked about what the child would be called in the future. The girl thought about it and said: Bingbing sounds pretty good.

The boyfriend said quietly: It sounds good, but the problem is that my last name is Liang, Liang Bingbing, how cold it must be! . . ;