Interesting quotation

1, when you speak ill of me, can you think it's cooking without embellishing it?

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and slap her.

I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

4. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and it turned out to be a haha. You took me as a fucking joke.

5, the water is shallow and there are many kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always embarrassed.

6. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy, love should be said out loud.

7. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.

9. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

10, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

1 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

12, grandpa is from grandson.

13, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

14, men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

15, you catch people and people eat you!

16, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

17, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!