Joke 8888

Once upon a time, there was a mother and son who lived alone. The son is a fool. One day, the mother said to her son, "Here's some money." You can buy a piece of white cloth and I'll make you a pair of shoes. The fool went to buy it. On the way back, the fool wanted to be convenient, so he went to a pile of grass, put the white cloth in his hand aside and squatted down to be convenient. When he finished solving it, he found that the white cloth had been run away by a rabbit, so he went to look for it. When I met a group of people in mourning in Dai Xiao, the fool went up to him and asked, Brother, have you seen that rabbit in white cloth? Hearing this, undertaker was so angry that he called us rabbits and beat the fool. The fool went home crying and told his mother. She said, you won't cry with others, will you? ! The fool went back to see a wedding. Fools used to cry and were beaten by their masters. The fool went home crying again, and this time his mother said, go and say congratulations to others! The fool went back, a house caught fire, and the fool went over and shouted congratulations, only to be beaten again. After returning, the stepmother said, don't you help put out the fire by splashing water? ! The fool went back and saw two blacksmiths pulling bellows. After pulling for a long time, I finally got angry. The fool was killed by a pot of water and beaten again. The fool went home crying again, and his mother said, go and help others play the bellows! The fool came back and saw two cows in the top corner, so he pulled the tail of one cow. As a result, the oxtail was pulled down. It happened that the owner of the cow saw it and beat him again. The fool went home crying again, and his mother said, go and put a tail on someone else! The fool came out again, saw a man defecating, and ran over and said, Grandpa, I'll press your tail. As you can imagine, I was beaten again!