A joke told to a fool

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son.

One day, a friend will visit him. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain guests.

Also specially taught him a few words:

"If a guest asks you why our peach tree is missing, you can say,' Let me cut it down and sell it';

If he asks you why the fence in our house is so messy, you can say' it was destroyed by the chaos of war';

If he asks you why there is so much money in our family, you can say,' My parents earned it hard';

If he asks you how you are so smart, you can say,' Of course, it has been in our family for generations'. "

So the son went to entertain the guests. The guest asked, "Where's your father?" The son replied, "I'll cut it and sell it!" " "

The guest was surprised and asked your mother? The son replied, "The war is over! "

The guest asks again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said, "My parents worked hard to earn it.

Yes! "

The guest asked angrily, "How can you say that!"

The son proudly said, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" " "