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Deshun's appearance shot

The appearance of "Deshun old man" began when "Gao Jialin" enjoyed the cool under a peach tree: "This peach tree belongs to Deshun old man who has been a bachelor all his life. Before the peaches were ripe, the kind old bachelor picked them all and gave them to the dolls in the village. Now there are only a few leaves on this tree that are not very dense, but they can also provide some shade. " Then, after Gao Jialin tried to get angry with himself and his hand was broken. "The old man who plowed Deshun saw him in this position. He quickly stopped the cow, ran over and grabbed the shovel head from Garin, threw it aside, and his white beard trembled with anger. He grabbed two handfuls of dried loess and rubbed it on his blood-stained hands, forcibly pulling him to a cool place to stop him from violence. Deshun old man has been a bachelor all his life, and his heart is extremely kind. He likes every doll in the village. There are good things. I couldn't bear to eat it myself, so I turned around and stuffed it into the doll's hand. Garin, in particular, is full of feelings for this child. When I was a child, Jialin went to school and my family was very poor. Sometimes he can't even afford to buy a pencil. He often gives him 35 cents. When Jialin was in middle school, he went to the county to sell melons and fruits, and often left half a basket for him to carry to the school. Now he can't stand the sight of Garin working hard and his two tender hands being smashed by a shovel. The old man pulled Garin behind a dirt cliff and forced him to sit down. He grabbed two handfuls of dried loess in his hand and said, Loess is used to stop bleeding ... Garin! Don't you dare be a deputy again. When you start working, you must do your best. The days ahead are still long! Alas, you are so stubborn! After "Gao Jialin" expressed his thoughts, Deshun's performance was like this: Deshun lit a pot of dry cigarettes, sat next to him, touched his head covered with yellow dust with one hand, shook his snow-white head helplessly, and said: Don't dig the roadside tomorrow, learn from me. Look at your hand, don't dare to shake it again, when your hand is ready. Afterwards: Deshun looked at his stubble, sighed, took a pot of water under the cliff root, put it not far from Jialin, and said: This pot of water is yours. It was hot, and you weren't used to it, so you drank it all ... He sighed and went to plow again. The old man Deshun was the first person to discover the relationship between "Gao Jialin" and "Liu Qiaozhen", but his words were expressed by his Tao:

Every time he plowed the land, the old man asked him, "Jia Lin, do you want a wife?" Jia Lin said with a smile: I don't want to be the right person. What do you think of Qiaozhen? The old bachelor suddenly asked him. Garin's face turned red and he didn't know what to say at the moment. Grandpa Deshun smiled and said, I think you two are the most suitable! Joe is really handsome and has a good personality. You two are made for each other! Garin, you have a good eye! Garin said in a panic, Grandpa Deshun, I didn't even think about it. Boy, don't tease me, my old man saw it! Garin made signal with the lips to him and said, Good grandpa, don't you dare talk nonsense! Grandpa Deshun grabbed his hand with two old, wrinkled hands and said, My mouth is too tight to be pried open with a crowbar! I'm happy for you two dolls! All right! As the old song says, you two are "a match made in heaven" ... When Gao Jialin's father Gao Yude was sad for his son, the old man Deshun appeared at the invitation of Gao Yude:

Deshun sat down beside him, put down the hoe on his shoulder and said, I'm still busy! In the afternoon, I have to go to hoe my private plot again, and the grass has burned all over the floor! He took the hookah handed by Gao Yude and asked him what he was cooking. You are so handsome and a good son. Things will get better in a year or two. Garin is really a good doll! Don't look at him tomorrow, Li Ben is playing popular now, and no one will want to make trouble with Garin's world in the future! Alas! Jade DE old man sighed, you praise him! These two poles have caused me trouble! What's the matter? The wrinkles on Deshun's face have shrunk to the corner of his eyes. Gao Yude hesitated, then said, this boy is fooling around with Liu's second woman, and now this storm is spreading all over the village. I don't believe it. You haven't heard of it? I knew it! Who said they were fooling around? Young lovers, what is this? Oh, you know. Why didn't you tell me earlier? Gao Yude turned his head angrily to his old friend and glared at him.

I thought you knew about it! The two dolls are a perfect match! Young people, look at young people! Deshun smiled and said to the angry Yude old man. Old and not serious! Better, it depends on how good it is! How can you wander around in the dark! Oh, you stubborn old man! It's not like we've never been young! I have never married a wife in my life, and I spent two days when I was young, not to mention the fashionable young people now! Good for you, don't talk nonsense! Li Bengang came to give me a good meal and said that he would break my Galindo's leg! I think something is going to happen! What do you think we should do? Gao Yude looked sad and kept touching the barefoot piece with one hand. Liu doesn't have to worry about two threats! Just scared the fox away! No matter how brave he is, he can't beat his daughter As long as Qiaozhen looks at Garin, no one can stop him! That's it, don't believe me, just wait and see! Don't worry, you just love to worry! I'm still busy, hurry back to eat! Deshun handed Gao Yude the hookah, stood up and left with a hoe. He is still out of breath, humming a little song about believing in heaven.

Deshun, an old man, made a "suggestion" for an "encounter" of the village party secretary "Gaominglou":

He (Gaominglou) looked up and saw the old man Deshun. Although Deshun was six or seven years younger than his dead father, they had a better life when they were young. He always tells old people to grow up. Although he is the leader of the village, he is sleek and worldly, so he often shows respect to the old man Deshun. Come on, your family plot has a good crop this year! Can play a lot of food! He stood down and casually said this sentence to the old man Deshun above. Give me more land and I can get more food! Ming Lou, the villages next to others have all moved away. Why is there no movement in our village? Over the years, everyone has been fooling around, playing with loafers and coaxing one another. Now, although there are two factions, there is almost no point! Why, don't worry! How many years have we worked collectively, and we can be clean at once? Are the wheat fields of the two regiments almost finished these days? Tomorrow, change the subject and ask the old man. Deshun put down his hoe and came down with a dry hookah; The old bachelor probably doesn't want to build a discussion for the secretary. He is always like this, likes to meddle, and always tells the cadres in production what to do. Ming Lou generally listens to him-a lifelong cultivator is proficient in everything. Now that the old man has come down from the slope, Ming Lou knows what he will give him, so he has to wait for him to nag for a while. He smoked a cigarette for the old man Deshun, and they stumbled on the side of the road. The old man Deshun lit a cigarette with a lighter in the Ming building and said, Ming building, now that the wheat field has turned over, it will soon be white dew. How can we grow wheat with only a little fertilizer? At this time in previous years, everyone had to go to the city to pull some shit. Why didn't you catch it this year? Ming Lou shook his head: in previous years, a team said what to do, unified arrangements, this year is divided into two groups, you are long and I am short, how to do it? Besides, the two groups have not hoed the land twice, and people are afraid they will be reluctant to part with it. What's so hard about that? There are two fewer people going these days! If the two groups are pulled together, can they both be used? Ming Lou thought for a moment and said, nothing. As in previous years, you brought this matter to the material. First, put on two trolleys. Qiancun will take you to two people first, and then let Houcun Qiaozhen go to town to use her aunt's empty kiln and cook you a meal in the evening. In a few days, the work in the field stopped, so we put up more shelf cars and sent more people to two groups. Do you think this line will work? Ok, I'll go! Maemura let Garin go first. It's a hard time in the team, and the doll is not used to it. Let's have a rest for a few days. Shit is always light. When talking about Garin, Ming Lou's face turned a little red, and his mouth quickly agreed to Deshun's arrangement. Seeing that his suggestion was adopted by his adopted son, the old man stood up and went to hoe the ground again. Ming Lou also threw away cigarettes and cigarettes, and then got up and walked back.

The really wonderful performance of The Life of an Old Man in Deshun is the scene where he goes to the county town with Gao Jialin and Liu Qiaozhen and walks on the road at night:

Deshun old man and Jialin and Qiaozhen set up a shelf car on the simple road opposite the village, which is near dusk; The distance is beginning to blur. In the opposite village, the voices of people coming back from work and the screams of children, mixed with the bleating of sheep entering the circle, formed a unique lively and turbulent atmosphere in the countryside at the moment. Deshun patted the ass of the donkey and knocked out a gadfly. Come and put the straw mat on the shaft and say, don't be afraid of smelly! No smell, no fragrance! You can't smell it when you get used to it. He walked to the front of the car, took a flat hip flask from his pocket, took a sip, and smiled mysteriously at Garin and Qiaozhen: You two sit in the back of the car, and I'll take the lead. I am an old-fashioned animal spirit. Just follow. It's not dark yet, sit down first! He blinked proudly and sat on the front axle. Garin and Qiaozhen in the car behind were embarrassed by the old man Deshun. Sitting on a shaft was really uncomfortable and their bodies were far apart. With a cry from the old man Deshun, the donkey took even steps and walked away. Two cars tandem, in the vast twilight towards the county seat. Deshun took another sip of the wine in front of him and was slightly drunk. He even opened his mouth and sang twice-ouch! Young people treat young people well, but old men with white beards are useless ... Galin and Qiaozhen are laughing in the back car. The old man in Deshun heard them laughing, touched his white beard and said, Oh, what are you laughing at? Really, you young people are so kind! Boys and girls, kiss hot. I am old, but I can't be happy to see you together ... Garin shouted behind me: Master Deshun, why don't you marry your wife all your life? Did you ever fall in love when you were young? Love? Love? Hum! I loved you more when I was young! He took another sip of wine, his wrinkled face flushed and his eyes narrowed. He looked at the newly rising moon on the east hill, but said nothing. The donkey snorted, and its hooves thumped on the dirt road. The moonlight is misty, reflecting a crop like splashing ink. The earth is quiet, but the sound of water in the river seems to have improved a lot.

The Malaysian River is hidden among the crops on both sides, and its sparkling water surface can only be seen when cars pass through the stone cliffs. Gao Jialin asked at the back: Master Deshun, tell me about your love affair when you were young! I can't believe you were still in love with her! He made a face at Qiaozhen beside him, meaning to say to her, I dare that old man! Deshun finally could not help it. He took a sip of wine and said, Hum! I can't fall in love? Your dad won't! At that time, your father and I, as well as Gao Minglou and Liu's father, worked together for Liu. Your father is young and timid, and his nose often runs into his mouth! Like I said about your parents ... I was already in my twenties. Seeing that my mind was still there and I was not busy with farm work, Liu sent me to transport salt and skins out of my mouth. At that time, I made friends with the owner's woman and became lovers at a stopover shop by the Wuding River. That woman, Ling Zhuan, is more handsome than Xiao Dan of our county troupe. Every time I come to them, I calculate the paranormal degree accurately. As soon as I appear on the front porch of their village, she will greet me with a letter visit. How beautiful her voice is! As beautiful as a clock touching a clock ... what song are you singing? Qiaozhen interjected. Listen to me, song for you! The old man turned his head proudly and sang in front of him-the mule led by Three Lamps District put on the sound of two bells; If you are my brother, you are not my brother. Let's go, go your way ... After the old man finished singing, he took a long breath and said, I didn't want to leave when I broke into that store. She turned her back on her father and stole mutton flat food and buckwheat noodles ... At night, she sneaked out of the house and touched my kiln ... One day, two days, it seemed too long, so I had to catch up with the sacrifice spirit again and get up and walk outside. The spirit turned and cried like a tearful person, sent me straight to the bank of the Wuding River and sang a journey of believing in heaven for me ... perhaps "going west"? Right? Garin said with a smile. Be careful. As he spoke, the old man couldn't help singing again. His voice is hoarse and seems to be a little choked up; Sniffing while singing-brother, go west, it's really hard for my sister to stay; Hold your brother's hand and walk with you to the gate. Brother, you go to the west exit, and sister will see you off; There are a few words of confidence, brother, please remember: when you walk, you take the road, never take the path; There are many people on the main road, but thieves on the small road. Don't sit on your head after you take a boat; There is a lot of wind and waves on the bow, and I'm worried about falling into the water. You will be safe at sunset and climb again at dawn; It's freezing, you are alone. You worry about it yourself. Brother, you go west, don't make friends; If you have more friends, you forget slavery-the rich are friends, but the poor look at each other; I can't compare with my sister. Over time, Deshun old man sang out of breath. Later, the song was out of tune and became a sentence-by-sentence lyrics; Later, when I talked about it, I sobbed and cried; I cried for a while, then smiled and said, Oh, put it away! What is this? Very old, very old, very old! Crying and running water make your doll family laugh ... Qiaozhen doesn't know when she has leaned against Garin's chest, and there are two strings of tears hanging quietly on her face. Garin also don't know when, with his arm to hold the Qiaozhen's shoulder. The moon has risen, and the mountains in the distance are dark and covered with a mysterious color. Corn and sorghum on both sides of the road look like two green walls; The car ran over the gravel road and made a slight rustle; The thick vermouth powder on the roadside exudes a strong and fresh taste and goes straight into people's nostrils. What a beautiful summer night! Master Deshun, what did you do after your turn? Qiaozhen stuck to Garin's chest and asked the crestfallen old man in the car in front. Deshun sighed: Later I heard that she married a businessman in Tianjin. She refused and was forced away by Lao Tzu ... Tianjin, this is the end of the day! Since then, I have never seen the person in my heart again! I will never marry a wife again in my life. Alas, marrying an dissatisfied wife is like drinking cold water, tasteless ... Qiaozhen said: Maybe Lingzhuan is still alive now? If I can't die, she will live! She has been in my heart all my life ... The car turned a corner, and a light suddenly lit up in front of it, and all kinds of buildings were faintly exposed in the phosgene interwoven with moonlight and lights-the county town arrived. Deshun took out his hip flask and took a sip. Although he didn't have a whip in his hand, he still waved his arms in the air like a monster's gesture: Zi-two cars ran briskly, and the donkey's hooves slammed on the road, turned onto the big bridge and galloped away to the county seat ......

This should be the truest description of The Old Man in Deshun. "Marrying an dissatisfied wife is like drinking cold water, tasteless …" and "If I can't die, she will live! She has been in my heart all her life ... ",which truly tells a real life of her own.

The main "appearance" of Deshun's old man once again is that Gao Jialin and Huang Yaping are in the most romantic period:

While Gao Jialin and Huang Yaping were so romantic, one day his father and the old man Deshun suddenly came to his residence. As soon as the two old people entered his office, their faces turned ugly. Gao Jialin put toffee, fruit and cake under the table for them; Two cups of thick white sugar water were poured in front of them. They neither eat nor drink. Knowing what they were going to say, Gao Jialin respectfully sat in front of people, lowered his head and touched his face with his hands in turn to adjust his uneasy mood. You betrayed your conscience! Garin ... Old Deshun said first. Qiaozhen is such a good doll that you dumped her halfway! You commit iniquity! Garin, I have kissed you since I was a child and watched you grow up. Let me tell you the truth! After all, you are a seedling growing in our soil, and your roots should be rooted in our soil! You are a bean sprout now! The roots have no soil at all, and they are very light. I don't know if you will go to heaven or earth! You ... I dare say anything to you! Qiaozhen made you suffer a lot, and in the end, you hurt yourself ... The old man couldn't go on, closed his eyes and took a long breath. People often say that if you float high, you will fall heavily! The old man Deshun then his father taught him that no matter when you arrive, we can't lose our old age. ......

When Liu Qiaozhen really wanted to marry Ma Shuan, the old man Deshun made an "answer" with his own actions:

There is only one person in the village lying at home and not going out. This is old Deshun. The sentimental old bachelor is lying on the mat of the heatable adobe sleeping platform at the moment, tears can't stop flowing. He felt sorry for Qiaozhen's misfortune and also for Jialin's negative emotions.

When "Gao Jialin" was sent back to the village again and was deeply reflecting on himself, the old man Deshun appeared again and made a more profound and philosophical summary of "life":

For a long time, Gao Jialin just looked up. He suddenly found Grandpa Deshun squatting in front of him. He didn't know when Grandpa Deshun was squatting in front of him. He just squatted quietly, smoking a hookah. Seeing him look up, he said with a smile, do you still have tears? Then a face of wrinkles suddenly shrank to the corner of my eye, shaking my head like snow, and said sadly, doll, I am not afraid to come back to work, and work is not cheap! But you lost a piece of gold! Qiaozhen, that's a piece of gold! Grandpa, I'm sorry. Don't talk about it yet. I know now that I have got the gold, but I threw it away like an earthen tower. I think it's really boring to live now, and I really want to die ... nonsense! Grandpa Deshun stood up at once. You are only twenty-four years old. Why do you have such a damn idea? If you say so, I'm already dead! I am a lonely old man who is almost seventy years old. I'm childless and single all my life. But my heart is getting hotter every day, and I want to live a few more years! Don't say you are still a baby! Although I have no wife or children, I still find it interesting to live. I have loved and suffered; I have worked with these two hands, planted grain, planted trees and repaired roads ... Aren't these interesting? -in the words of you young people, it is called happiness. Happiness! Your boy doesn't know how happy I am when I pick fruit from my tree and give it to the dolls in the village! Isn't it? How many fruits did you eat when you were a child? Your son doesn't know yet. I planted a pot of trees, thinking, when I die, the world will pick fruits from that tree to eat, and they will say, this was planted by Deshun, an old bachelor in the village. ......

Deshun said with emotion that he seemed to be teaching Garin and taking this opportunity to sum up his life. He is like an old poet and a philosopher with boiling blood. The aging hand holding the cigarette holder is shaking violently. Grandpa Deshun wiped the sweat on his face with the patched cuff and said, I heard that you will come back this morning, so I specially waited for you here and wanted to talk to you. Your heart must not fall! Stop looking down on our mountain village. He pointed to the surrounding mountains and rivers with a thin finger and said, it is this mountain, this water and this land that has supported us from generation to generation. Without this land, there would be nothing in the world! Yes, there won't be! As long as we love labor, everything will be fine. Besides, the party's policy is correct now, and life is getting better every day. The future of our countryside is great, and we can't give up your talent! Baby, don't lose heart! A man, not afraid of falling, is afraid of falling and not climbing, and then becomes a dead dog. ......

When he was worried that Gao Minglou and Liu would find him trouble in the future, the old man Deshun told him: Don't worry! That's why I went to Ming Lou's house to find him. His father and I are sworn brothers. I dare teach him! I have made it clear to him that he should stop dealing with your ghost ... Oh, I forgot to tell you! I just went to Ming Lou's house, and I met Qiao Zhen begging Ming Lou to let him work in the commune and let you teach again! Qiaozhen said her nose was full of tears! Ming Lou has agreed now. I don't know why, but his daughter-in-law Qiaoying also spoke for Qiaozhen. Don't worry, it's okay to teach. Start your life again ... Ah, Qiaozhen, what a nice doll! That heart is like gold ... like gold ... Deshun's old man burst into tears and suddenly choked up. Hearing this, Gao Jialin threw himself at Grandpa Deshun's feet, holding two handfuls of loess in his hands, groaning in pain and shouting: Dear! ......