My self-portrait 400-word composition

Sichuan Pengshan Qinglong Junior High School Huang Jiankui

My last name is Huang Ming Jiankui. I am 15 years old this year, 16 years old or younger. Male. Short stature, only about 1.

4 meters is almost equal to the square root of 2, 1.44, so my classmates call me "root number 2". Speaking of which,

Nicknames make me regret it.

I also have a nickname "Jingxier". I am proud of this nickname. It's what my classmates said to me.

The affirmation of jokes.

My grades are not very good. My parents who are farmers will call me "worthless". Whenever this happens, I laugh.

He smiled and said, "Who said that? As long as you give me a knife, I can immediately' bleed'. " They all laughed.

I have a mole on my stomach. Relatives laughed at me: "A mole makes a lazy stomach." I said, "

Why did I hear something different from what you said? They said, "A mole and a belly will make you rich." "said

They burst out laughing.

In front of my classmates, I played another game. Once I blew in the classroom: a fishing competition, a

Individuals use aircraft carriers as fishing platforms, submarines as floats, booms as fishing rods and anchors as hooks.

The high-voltage line was used as a fishing line, fishing and fishing. Finally, I caught a heavy one ... The students stared at me with wide eyes.

I wish I could tell the result, but I deliberately kept silent and let them guess. This one says, I caught a heavy fish.

A ton of sharks; That is to say, there are at least ten tons of whales there ... when they all guess wrong. I just

"You are all wrong," he said. "What you caught is a small crucian carp weighing two ounces." The students laughed their heads off.

Close.

Another time I was hunting with my classmates, I said, "A hunter used a 2-meter-long sand gun filled with peas."

Sand, follow the rabbit. "Bang" shot, hit! Guess what's next? "

"That still use to guess? Go and pick up rabbits! " "Wrong. The sand gun hit his own face. "

Can't these things be blown? If you want to hear me brag, please come to us.