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A humorous sentence

1. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

2. What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular characters, but your name.

3, don't fall in love with me, I'm just a thief, enter your heart and steal your heart.

4. I'd like to be an Yingtai, dancing with you and flying with you.

5. If I like you, how can I give up easily unless time passes and I die?

6. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I give up.

7. I'm jealous of everyone who doesn't matter around you. They can easily see you I miss so much.

8. I am forgetful all my life. Only you are unforgettable.

9. If I can't have you in this life, I will hate myself.

1. I am always angry with you, and I am always warmed by you.

11. All beings suffer, and you smell like strawberries.

12. The quality of sleep lies not in the length of time, but in whether I dreamed of you.

13. I love you, no matter the rain or shine; Love for you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble forever.

14. Do you know? I am also an astronomer. They found the stars, and I found you.

15. I want to sit in this position for the rest of my life.

16. Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.

17. The most beautiful thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you.

18. Fortunately, my thoughts are silent, otherwise it would be deafening.

19. If you cry again, I'll go home and kneel and rub the washboard.

2, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second regret with you.