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Xiao Ming: "Dad, give me 50 yuan." "What 40 yuan? ! What do you want with 30 yuan? I don't have 20 yuan. I want 10 yuan to find your mother. I want to go to Xiaoming. . . . . . "Follow-up: Is there a funnier answer: 1? A little white rabbit ran two steps, then turned right for two steps, then turned right for two steps, and then returned to its original position. Why? Because he likes waterfall sweat. ) 2. The white rabbit and the blind bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar. An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes. The blind bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true. The blind bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again. The blind bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, he turned this bear into a homosexual ... (What a clever little rabbit! ~ ~ ~) 3. Speaking of which, a little white rabbit comes, another little white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of 1 little white rabbit, and the other little white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the second little white rabbit. Here comes another white rabbit. He stood on the right shoulder of the third white rabbit, another white rabbit on the right shoulder of the fourth, another white rabbit on the right shoulder of the fifth, another white rabbit on the right shoulder of the sixth and another white rabbit on the right shoulder of the seventh. Here comes another white rabbit. He stood on the right shoulder of the eighth white rabbit, another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of the ninth white rabbit, and another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of 1 1 white rabbit. Here comes another white rabbit. He stood on the right shoulder of 12 white rabbit, another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of 13 white rabbit, another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of 14 white rabbit, and another white rabbit stood on 65438 white rabbit. Here comes another white rabbit. He stood on the right shoulder of the16th white rabbit, another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of the17th white rabbit, another white rabbit stood on the right shoulder of the18th white rabbit, and another white rabbit stood on the 65438th white rabbit with its ears. Here comes another white rabbit. He stood on the right shoulder of the 20th rabbit with his ears, another rabbit stood on the right shoulder of the 2nd/kloc-0 rabbit with his ears, and another rabbit stood on the right shoulder of the 22nd rabbit with his ears, and then kissed the giraffe. . . . This joke once depressed a child. . . ) 4. Two white rabbits were put in prison, and one day they decided to escape ~ ~ ~ but they had to climb more than 100 fences to escape. Two white rabbits tossed and turned. When they turned to the 60th fence, one white rabbit asked the other, "Honey, are you tired?" Another white rabbit said, "honey, I'm not tired." "Oh, then let's keep turning ~!" The two white rabbits kept spinning and spinning. When they turned to the 99th fence, one white rabbit asked another white rabbit, "Honey, are you tired?" Another little white rabbit curled his mouth and said, "OK, dear, I'm tired." "Oh, I am tired, too. Let's go home. " Then the two white rabbits turned back ... (I said I was helpless. . . . . . Boss of the first company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Not busy. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: I'm not busy because I can't work for the company more. What does the company want you to do? * Boss of the second company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Very busy. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are disorganized, you will be busy all day. What does the company want you to do? Boss of the third company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Not bad. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are irrational, there are "yes" or "no" places. What does the company want you to do? * Boss of Company 4: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Just finished. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are so inefficient, can't you check it after you finish? What does the company want from you? * Boss of Company Five: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Some of them have finished the inspection, and now they are doing something else. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are not systematic, won't you do something together? What does the company want from you? Boss of Company 6: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished all the work and am helping others. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don't have a plan, won't you plan what to do tomorrow? What does the company want from you? Boss of Qilian: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Today's work is finished, and so is tomorrow's work. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don't consider the whole, won't you help your colleagues solve problems? What does the company want from you? Eight company bosses: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished today's work and tomorrow's work, and now I am helping my colleagues. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are too pushy, your help is likely to cause laziness or stress in others. What does the company want from you? Jiulian boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Wait a minute, I'll think about it before I answer you. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: You are very arrogant. I keep asking you questions. Why does the company want you? Boss of the tenth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tu Tu: I ... I ... No, I don't know ... how to answer you. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don't even know whether you are busy or not, what does the company want you to do? Boss of 11th Company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Fuck you, I quit ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Boss: Hey! If you have personality, our company won't let you go! 6. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said, I won't go, and you will eat my mushrooms when I leave! The two older ones said, no, don't worry, so the little white rabbit went away. Half a year passed and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The older one said, I'm not coming back. Eat! Another big one said, wait a little longer. A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Two big ones don't have to wait. Let's eat. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms. 7. White Rabbit: "Wolf, please ask me quickly. Are you a white rabbit? " ~ ~ ~ ~ "Wolf:" Are you a white rabbit? "White Rabbit:" Yes, yes, I am the white rabbit ~~o(∩_∩)o "White Rabbit:" Wolf, please ask me quickly. Are you a giraffe? ~ ~ ~ "Wolf (very helpless):" Are you a giraffe? "Little white rabbit (Pia slapped the wolf):" You are so stupid. Didn't I tell you I was a little white rabbit? " !" Wolf: ". . . . . . . . . . "(all kinds of mess. . . . ) I like these jokes very much ~ ~ ~ ~ I hope you can like them too ~ ~ ~ ~ O (∩ _ ∩) O ~ ~ ~ ~