Who will tell me some jokes about ghosts?

On a dark night, a man drove through a graveyard at night. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, making people feel creepy and numb. Just then, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance. His first thought was "jack-o'-lantern". So he carefully picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. I saw flames swaying behind another grave. What is even more frightening is that he picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave. At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the lamp. At this moment, I heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it? "Shit is not fun. A bag of cigarettes chopped me three times. "

Words in the dark, on the longest ... the most terrible road ... a taxi driver drove there ... a woman waved her on the road ... OK ... It was quiet all the way ... until the woman spoke. ...

She said, "This is an apple for you … It's delicious …" The driver thought it was great … so he took it …

Then I took a bite ... the woman asked, "Is it delicious?" The driver said, "Delicious!"

The woman replied, "I liked apples before my death ..." Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... Hearing this, the driver suddenly braked and turned white ... I saw the woman slowly turn her head to the front, ... and said to the driver. ...

"... but what about me? I don't like it after giving birth! ……

After the Halloween masquerade, two men walked home ... when they passed a cemetery, they wanted to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway through, they were frightened by the sound of drumming. The sound came from somewhere in the dark. They were so scared that they trembled all over, and then they found an old man digging a tombstone with a chisel. One of them said, "My God. Sir, we thought you were a ghost. What are you doing here so late? " The old man scolded: "* * *, they spelled my name wrong! ! "