A funny passage.

1. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are all because of your short legs!

2. Don't wear skirts when you go out recently. It's easy to be teased. You don't know if the weather is fine or not!

3. I'm a mature person, and I don't eat anything until I'm full.

4. "be my girlfriend. ok or not?" Only one word can be answered! " "get out!"

5. Just now, someone asked me what brand of lipstick I had on my mouth, and I showed her the way: Go straight ahead, turn left at the first crossing, and remember to tell my boss to put more Chili.

6. I haven't had my period since I was 16 years old, and I'm too shy to ask my parents. A few days ago, a man secretly went to the hospital for examination. The doctor said that boys would not come to their period!

VII. Anonymous function is used for confession, not for playing with me and guessing who I am.

8. I didn't know my criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you.

9. The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen. I am very touched. It would be better if I dropped dollars at that time.

1. My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: being poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

Xi. Women in the new era have won the hall, climbed over the fence, won the mistress, and beat the hooligans, but they can't get out of the kitchen.

12. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by often brushing my mobile phone with my head down. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I look up high. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

XIII. eat areca used to give up smoking, but now he's fine. Eating betel nuts and smoking, betel nuts and smoking are extremely powerful.

14. If you think I'm fat, just say so. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time!"

15. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me by bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedaled.

XVI. I was cheated by someone on the Internet for 1,3 yuan. I went to the police, but the police said that I would not file a case for less than 2, yuan, so I immediately dialed 7 yuan into the liar's account.

XVII. My idea is very simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

18. There is a saying. If a man squats down on the main road to tie your shoelaces, you can marry such a man! I mean, does tying a knot count?

XIX. What do you say? Take a trip and leave. After work, you can't even take a trip after work. Seeing that others are working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

21st. Buy a new mobile phone with a face recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the unlocking failure tells me that the face matching is not successful, which I can accept, and sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

twenty-two. My ex-girlfriend took a private car, but unexpectedly she hit her ex-boyfriend's private car and drove her in a luxury car. After she arrived at her destination, she said, can we still go back? Ex-boyfriend replied: I still need one hundred when I go back.

XXIII. I met my old classmate in the street today, but I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.

twenty-four. when the doorbell rang, I opened the door and saw that it was an old classmate I hadn't seen for years. I didn't expect him to be reduced to delivering express delivery. He also looked at me in surprise and sighed: "I didn't expect you to install the door on the bridge opening!"