Funny Birthday Wishes 2022 Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

Funny birthday wishes for friends in 2022

1. As your birthday is approaching, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, everything Fanta, wah-haha every day, happy Pepsi every month, and happiness every year. Lego, the mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching!

2. The shooting stars streak across the sky because he wants to kiss the earth; the white clouds are floating in the sky because he is reluctant to let go of the sky. I am sending you a text message because I want to say to you: Happy birthday!

3. Congratulations on winning our company's first special prize. The prize is "Happy Birthday" and a birthday song. Your winning prize will be assigned to a dedicated person to serve you. Thank you for your participation. I wish you a happy birthday.

4. Do you know why I was born later than you? That's because I drank too much to celebrate your birthday. Who knew that when I woke up, I couldn't see you. Fortunately, I finally found you. Happy birthday!

5. True friendship is sent into your heart by the light of birthday candles, infiltrates your beating heart, ignites the roots for you, and shows you the flowers.

6. I will give you a swing frame. You sit down and I will push it. Push once and you will grab the hand of happiness, push twice and the warm wind will send you to Happy Valley, push three times and the birds will sing songs of peace for you. Happy birthday to you!

7. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable "shabby"!

8. Today is your birthday. To express your congratulations, all women’s toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

9. I sing the song "Happy Birthday to You" and approach you, express my wishes, share your happiness, and then listen to the echo of your youth...

10. Greetings are as plain as water, very light but very sincere; blessings are as plain as day, very thin but very grand; pick a star to light up your mood, pick a cloud to decorate your life, Light birthday candles and light up a bright life. May your life journey be filled with happiness and beauty everywhere! Happy birthday!

11. The world is so big, I just want to be friends with you. I don’t care about being lonely. I am content with you. Getting to know you is the happiness God has given me. Today is your birthday, thousands of thoughts and blessings: Happy birthday!

12. I wish you a happy birthday today. The God of Wealth will favor you every day. Beauties will chase you every day. Diseases will avoid you all your life. Happiness will always be with you. Everything will always go your way!

13. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but never giving them to me. Bee said: Humph, you are still talking about me. Why don’t you send me a message with two such long antennas on your head? Haha, happy birthday to you dearest!

14. The meaning of life is to be calm and calm, the meaning of time is to see the true love, the meaning of happiness is to sweep away the troubles, and the meaning of happiness is to be with you. The first word of each sentence is my blessing to you!

15. On this special day, on behalf of the people of the whole country, I would like to formally inform you: You are not allowed to eat for a day, the delicacies and cakes are ours; you are only allowed to drink, because our wine is yours to handle. ; You are only allowed to laugh and not be unhappy, because today is your birthday!

16. You are so pitiful. Today is your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter, because you have received my blessing. I believe you will have a very happy day! Birthday wishes

17. The flowers are bright, the sun is warm, the gentle breeze brings fragrance, the green shade is auspicious, the birds are chirping, and the insects are smiling. It turns out that it is your birthday, everything is refreshing, and I wish you all the best. By your side, I wish you a happy birthday and eternal health.

18. I know that I am the most important in your heart, but you hurt me so cruelly. Today I poisoned your food. After a while, you will feel refreshed and energetic. hundred times.

This poison is happiness, happy birthday!

1. Time is like brick by brick, building each of our lives. Happiness is like colorful, decorating each of our lives. I wish you a warm and sweet life, happy birthday.

2. What is unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! Valuable is true love that never changes! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes, the longer the friendship becomes and the truer it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter as time goes by. I wish you a happy birthday and always be in a good mood

3. I still remember how naughty I was on your shoulders, how willful I was on the back seat of your bicycle, and how proud I was in your eyes, Dad, Thank you for growing up with me, happy birthday.

4. Hello user: We have discovered a new type of mobile phone virus "PIG", which is transmitted during calls. The preventive measure is to say the first sentence every time you answer the phone: "Happy birthday!"

5. Pig, I wish you a happy birthday. I hope you can sell it for a good price as soon as possible. The price of pork is now affected by swine flu. It is relatively large and the price fluctuates violently.

6. Your birthday is here, and what I want to give you is: a unique and extremely warm quilt. Remember that the lining is made with sincerity, the face is made with enthusiasm, and the edges are made with lucky skewers. , can withstand a lifetime of wind and cold, you need to cover it every day!

7. You have run N circles on the track of life in one breath. Today, it’s the starting point again. Are you tired? Take a rest and rest. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. And I, China Blessings, will stand beside the runway and cheer for you as always.

8. Work may not be done, but the soul cannot be lonely; life may not be sweet, but the smile cannot be interrupted; friends may not be seen, but don’t forget to connect on your birthday; I wish you happiness and good luck, birthday Be happy forever!

9. On your birthday, the devil is laughing and the angels are crying! Haha, are you angry? Don't get me wrong, isn't the angel I'm talking about you? Are you laughing? I hope I can stop you from crying!

10. Blessings plus blessings are many blessings, blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings, blessings multiplied by blessings are infinite blessings, and blessings minus blessings are the only blessings. Happy birthday to you!

11. I use milk to stir happiness, I use chocolate to sweeten joy, and I use fruits to decorate this moment. I hope this piece of cake of friendship will add excitement to your birthday, my friend, birthday. joy.

12. On your birthday, please let me say to you: "Pig! Happy birthday to you" and pack a copy of "Your wishes will come true! Have a good mood every day!"

13. Love and miss each other every year, what a fate! Thank you one by one! Live a beautiful day, philosophy! Two steps is two steps, so happy! Heaven and earth wish you a happy birthday!

14. I haven’t seen you for a few days. Why are you so old? Your kid's growth rate is even faster than that of a birthday boy! (Of course, you are like the sun god, beautiful)

15. Three Obediences and Four Virtues: Follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife’s orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife’s birthday, and spend time with her You have to be willing to give up money, and you have to endure beatings and scoldings from your wife.

16. Today is your birthday. To express your congratulations, all women’s toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

17. On this special day, may all the blessings carry our friendship and be squeezed into the friend’s wine glass, red deep to the bottom of my heart. I wish you a happy birthday and may you be happy and worry-free!

18. As your birthday is approaching, I wish you Pepsi Cola, Fanta in everything, wah haha ??every day, Pepsi every month, Lego every year, your mood is like Sprite, and you will always be eye-catching.

1. The wind blows with gentleness, the flowers bloom with happiness, the snow drifts with sweetness, the moon illuminates your heart, the wind, flowers, snow and moon bless you, and I sincerely send you a gift, dear Yes, happy birthday to you!

2. A friend is a love that can never be finished reading, a meaning that can never be written, a book that one can never tire of reading, and a song that one can never tire of listening to. The friendship between you and me is treasured in dreams and remains in our hearts. Today is your birthday again. I wish you a happy birthday and all the best.

3. You are a honey and I am a melon. It’s your birthday and you are not a stupid melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are indeed a honey melon! I wish you: I laughed after reading the text message, happy birthday!

4. Mountains and water are connected, and the scenery is more beautiful; sugar and water meet, and they dissolve faster; you and I are connected in spirit, and our friendship is stronger; my heart always remembers your birthday, and I send you my sincere heart. Blessings, happy birthday to you!

5. The stars hold the moon, guns and cannons; three-dimensional bombing creates a mood; the lights and dances are beautiful, one at a time; happiness and joy embrace you. Today you are the protagonist, you are the most "pretty"! Wish you: Happy birthday! Good luck!

6. On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer you my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; second, I wish you happiness; third, I wish you all the best. ?

7. The sun and the moon rotate forever, and true love will always be with you. No matter where you are in the world, I will always remember this day and wish you a happy birthday!

8. If I had one million, I would give it to you. Do I have one million? No, so I can only use ten cents to send a text message wishing you a happy birthday.

9. My message is a magic weapon. When the sun shines high in the sky, happiness will come to you urgently. Happiness will rush to report. Good luck will not dare to run anywhere. The God of Wealth will hug you immediately and say hello to you in unison. I wish you a happy birthday. Have fun!

10. From now on, I will only love you, pamper you, won’t lie to you, do everything I promise you, mean every word I say to you sincerely, and won’t bully you. , hit you, scold you, just believe me. Happy birthday!

11. Friends are like dreams, missed day and night, relatives and friends are connected by blood, words nourish the heart, bosom friends are destined for life, holding hands will lead to eternal happiness, loved ones watch the rain and listen to the cicadas, joy is boundless, bosom friends know the warmth and coldness, often We miss each other, my heart is with you, I send you brilliant wishes, I wish you a happy birthday and write a magnificent poem!

12. If I had one million, I would give you 999999. Do I have one million? No, so I can only use ten cents to send you a text message wishing you a happy birthday.

13 . N years ago today, you were born lovely. N years later, you look even more beautiful. Today is your birthday. The bright sunshine and the blue sky are all helping me pass on my blessings to you!

14. Today is your birthday. You should first thank the country for making your life stable, then thank your parents for giving you life, thank your wife for making you progress in life, and most importantly, thank me. This friend sent you a dime birthday message!

15. I will give you a super love cake that fills your whole room. I will hire a love ambassador to do a special report on your birthday and strive to set a world record for your unbeatable birthday. I wish you have the best birthday today. The greatest joy and pride.

16. Form is empty, life is like a dream. I have melted and burned paper if I have something to do. Small things summon spirits, big things dig graves. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me. If you are online, it is purely an emergency. Because today is your birthday. I wish you happiness!

17. Youth, sunshine, and laughter dance to the beat of joy on this day that belongs to you. I hope that the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will remain forever, and your smile will always open. I wish you a happy birthday, good health and happiness!

18. On a quiet night, with dim candlelight, listening to soft music, and sipping rich wine, let me accompany you through an unforgettable birthday.

1. On this day back then, you were born into the world; on this day this year, you are a young man in your prime; and on this day from now on, you will be safe and happy forever.

On this special day today, I wish you a happy birthday.

2. Although you are not an angel, you have the beauty of an angel. Although you are not a princess, you have the temperament of a princess. Ordinary yet extraordinary, you exude a charming fragrance. Happy birthday, my friend!

3. Stir up the chaos of life, decorate the bumps and tumbles of life, paint happiness with warm colors, give happiness a sufficient reason, and send you the love cake I made by myself, wishing you a happy birthday.

4. Hey - Congratulations on winning our company's first special prize. The prize is a "Happy Birthday" sentence and a birthday song. The prize you won will have someone dedicated to serve you. Thank you for your participation. I wish you a "Happy Birthday".

5. I know your happiness, and you know my troubles. I know your wishes, and you know my feelings. I know it's your birthday and you receive my best wishes. Let friendship clear the way for happiness, and happiness and peace surround you!

6. Happy birthday to you, my friend, who was born in the Year of the Rat. Your tiger siblings will no longer bully you, right? I really sympathized with you when I heard your complaints on your birthday last year. This is in line with the old saying: "A mouse falling in love with a tiger cat is bound to have a quarrel."

7. The warm candles flicker, the gorgeous Flowers are fragrant, cheerful words and laughter are hearty, romantic gifts are long-lasting friendship, and birthday wishes are full of auspiciousness. Wish you: Happy birthday and may happiness fly to you!

8. If there are countless scenery in life, may happiness be at the top of the list; if the emotional journey is long and lasting, may happiness be at the forefront! Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings!

9. Unforgettable is that you and I met, never forgotten is you and I knowing each other, missed is you and I knowing each other, treasured is the heart-to-heart between you and me, friend, on the occasion of your birthday, I give you the most sincere Blessings, I wish you a happy birthday and always be healthy and beautiful.

10. Your birthday is coming, and my blessings are here. Smile happily every day, count your money every day, your boss will smile at you, give you red envelopes for salary increases, beautiful women will throw hydrangeas, and they will hit you at the end of your hair, even if you hide. If you can't fall, you can't escape.

11. The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. When I woke up, I was shocked to realize that it was not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows became heavy again. On this day of your birthday, I just wish you happiness!

12. If you haven’t slept yet, quickly open the window and see if you can. ? Are there stars chirping at you? That’s right, make a wish quickly (there will be a shooting star), because it is also blessing you! Happy Birthday

13. Today is your birthday. I have no money, I don’t have a car, I don’t have a job; I am sincere, I am sincere, and I send messages; I am happy, I am sweet, and I give you my most sincere blessings; don’t Frustrated, don’t be dissatisfied, keep the birthday wishes in mind, a dime is worth a hundred million

14. My friend, happy birthday to you who was born in the Year of the Rat, your tiger siblings will no longer bully you, right? Last year’s birthday Listening to your complaint, I really sympathize with you. This is in line with the old saying: "A mouse falling in love with a tiger cat is bound to have a quarrel."

15. The cycle of the sun and the moon, the ebb and flow, everything is there It goes on endlessly; I am very happy to have come to today again - your birthday, ordinary reincarnation, I wish you extraordinary happiness, happy birthday! All the best!

16. When you see this text message, haha! You are already a year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words out loud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

17. On your birthday, I want to say to you: "Pig! Happy birthday to you" and pack a copy of "My wishes will come true! Have a good mood every day!"

18. Happy birthday, my dear, today I want to tell you how I feel. Your beauty has changed my appreciation of the world, your happiness has changed my understanding of the world, and your laughter has changed me. A tired mind.

1. No gifts for birthdays, only RMB, cash red envelopes and benefits, all belong to you; no gifts for birthdays, only short messages if you want, health and happiness will be added to your wish, all following you; birthday hapiness!

2. Congratulations on winning our company's first special prize. The prize is a "Happy Birthday" sentence and a birthday song. The prize you won will have someone dedicated to serve you. Thank you for your participation. I wish you a happy birthday.

3. Hello! Congratulations on getting a birthday medal, two wrinkles, three gray hairs, a four-inch waist, a five-foot hip, a six-pound weight, and finally, a seven-mile fragrant cake.

4. The winds of the four seasons blow the wind chimes of time and play the song of birthday wishes for you. May you always be full of vitality in your flower season.

5. The world is so hot and ugly, and we have to go through thorns and thorns with difficulty. Who doesn’t want to live in shame! Brother, don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you pig, you are full of energy, annoying... lovable, and never tire of you.

6. Your life is like a boat, rising and falling in the waves and deep valleys of life. On your birthday, I sincerely wish you a safe sail out of the harbor!

7. I will never forget this special day today. I specifically asked the sun to shine the sunshine of happiness on you. I also specifically asked the moon to give you a sweet dream tonight. I wish you a happy life. Have a happy birthday.

8. Because of you, love never leaves; because of you, life has miracles. Loving you does not require affectionate words, as long as we keep walking hand in hand, it is enough. Happy birthday to my dearest friend, may love be with us forever.

9. I express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the warmth of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling strips, and the breadth of dough bread. I wish you a happy birthday!

10. When the notice was posted, my brother saw that it was hard to hide his intentions. You and I came to watch it together. Although your temperament is not good, I will come back tomorrow in front of the moon. I will grind away the stones and smile happily, and throw away the slaves in anger. crown! (Answer: I wish you a happy birthday!)

11. The flashing text message is my beating heart, and the jumping characters are my passionate love! Cheerful message tone? Of course this is my compliment to you!

12. With a smile blooming like a flower, I wish you forever eighteen, beautiful and powerful, with good career and good health. If you want to ask me why my words are so sweet, because today is your birthday, I want to give you my heart.

13. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable "shabby"!

14. Youth and genius walking hand in hand is undoubtedly the most beautiful scene in the world. And you have both of these. Today, may your youth and wisdom bring you a better tomorrow! Happy birthday!

15. I heard that at this time more than 20 years ago, there was sudden lightning and thunder, dark clouds covered the sun, and a violent storm. Only a cry was heard, and a strong little guy was born, a pink and tender piglet. ! Hey, happy birthday, pig!

16. No matter how many stars there are in the sky, the brightest among them are my eyes. I will light the way forward for you. No matter how many birthday wishes you receive, I hope that I will be the first to send you: Happy birthday, my dear!

17. You are so pitiful. Today is your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter because you have received my blessing. I believe you will be very happy today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer you my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; second, I wish you happiness; third, I wish you all the best

18. Today is your birthday. The women's restrooms and bathrooms are open to you free of charge, welcome to visit! You use the white clouds to make clothes, borrow a pair of wings from the bird, fly in front of me like an arrow, tell me this is what the birdman looks like!