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The joke of Yan and Runtu
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When I was young, I had a clear goal to define my future and life. At that time, I had my own views and ideas about the adults around me. Who will I be in the future? I can't define it like this in the future. ......
I used to hate smoking and drinking, and the smell of smoke in a room made me uncomfortable. People around my father are heavy smokers, one at a time, and they never stop. I was so angry that I turned my eyes to them. Especially after drinking too much wine, I began to brag about everything, how much I said, how much I made a mistake, and what my wife and children were unhappy about. It perfectly explained my life and made my friends around me cry. What's the use of always muttering about your own affairs? It's a joke to others. I'll never smoke or drink again. Throw this man out!
I used to listen to my neighbor's eldest brother muttering to his mother that he was bullied by the old man at work, made him do this and that, and even made him cook, pour tea and wash clothes. He can't stand it. He went to the leader and told him that you should study hard and do more work, so I didn't want to do it. His father advised him that he would go through this stage in his work more or less, and it would be fine after a while. Tell him not to be impulsive. We all have them. If he is unhappy, he will go home and tell us what happened. I wonder, can this be tolerated? If I have a chance to beat that shriveled calf, what a coward!
I have a big brother beside me, and I am depressed every day. He has nothing to do but sit in the shop at the crossroads and drink beer. That day, when he was a little happy, our little boy asked him why he usually had so many troubles. You always sigh. He said that life is not easy. When you get home, you have a lot of things to do with your wife and children. If possible, you really should consider getting married again. Life is not as simple as you think. Every day you just earn money, eat and sleep. At that time, we thought it was good to have a daughter-in-law and children. Isn't life complete? What's so much?
However, no matter how big a goal I set, I will be slapped in the face in the future. I am honored to be the kind of person I despise most. And I have become a comprehensive version of them. I can't lose my job, otherwise what will my wife and children eat? When you are upset, you start smoking and drinking, and then you talk to others about yourself, the wheel said in a circle.
When adults' glasses meet, all I hear is the sound of broken dreams. I try to be the first person to be despised. Many times we don't drink, but the cup of life makes most people suddenly unable to wake up.
Extended reading
To: the sad reminder of middle-aged people after 1980s.
How many subtext between adults have you heard?
Borrow money from "acquaintances"
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