Teasing love words and funny jokes

Many times, a relationship needs to go through an ambiguous period before it starts. Ambiguous period is the best period when two people are full of feelings. During this period, men and women often flirt with each other. Let me show you the funny jokes of provocative love stories.

Funny joke 1 1 "Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me tonight?"

"I'm not a bumper car, why should I touch you? Just touch you. "

2. "Do you smell burning?"

"No, what's the burning smell?"

"It is my heart that loves you that is burning."

3. "Don't send me a WeChat if you have nothing to do at night. I want to study."

"Otherwise, I will be distracted by thinking about you."

4. "Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? "

"No. Well, I'm trying. "

5. "The world is a giant doll machine, and I am standing at the window."

"I just want you"

6. "I find that you are not suitable for dating."

"Suitable for marriage"

7. "The way you eat is really cute."

"Have you practiced?"

8. "Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies?"

"I watched it several times."

"My hands are sore."

9. "The most beautiful morning I have ever seen is five o'clock in the morning, and the sun shines on your sleeping face."

10, "I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you will grow up like this. "

"The beauty pageant won the top three at most"

1 1, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"If not, do you want one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? "

I think we should go swimming.

Why ... I won't go in the cold.

Idiot, we are in love.

13,'' Don't you think we are very similar? ''

Like what?

"husband and wife"

14, "I find that your appearance always smells."

What is that smell? '

"the taste of happiness"

15, "I don't want to be an episode in your life"

"Want to be the theme song of your life"

Lovely love story funny paragraph 2 humorous love story short sentence

1. If you receive this message, you just like me; If you delete it, you have a crush on me; If you reply, you just want to marry me; If not, you promise to marry me; If you modify it, it will be mine; If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine!

2. Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you.

You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars!

Me Before You, my heart is like a river. After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves!

5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later!

6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

1 1. The sea never dries up, my love, as long as you are happy, I will use them to change everything.

12. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

13. You didn't know what luck was until you met me. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life!

14. Sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the peak of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry?

15. There is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me!

16. It's nice to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on!

17. It turns out that suffering for the people you love is also a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

18. You are a positive number. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple.

19. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

20. Happiness is ephemeral; It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you!

2 1. Honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day!

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

29. You are crazy, I am stupid, and I have no teeth!

30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

3 1. A red line leads fate, two of a kind leads love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me.

32. When I met you, I was doomed to this life; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die!

33. Go west, cross the Terminator Line, cross the Japan Line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

34. Full of love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

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1, I like you, I love you, what's it to you?

2, stop thinking, forever, not for a moment.

I can't beat you every time I quarrel with you, but I love you.

4. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree.

I hope you are the last person I see before I go to bed.

6, sweet music, only for you to interpret.

7. I have never seen the starry sky since I saw your eyes.

8. What if you don't love me? I love you enough.

9. Hold your hand tightly, which is my life's support.

10, the sky is falling, I want to take my son back.

1 1, little brother, I love you and I miss you every day.

12, I am handsome by you, and you are responsible.

13, I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you.

14, I'm worried about you. You must take care of yourself for me.

15, whether a girl has connotation depends on her walking posture.

I love you to death.

17, I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms.

18, love you is not negotiable, love you will never change!

19, even if you give me arsenic, I will drink it with a smile.

20. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.