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Can the national football team really rise in the future?
The problem of not being able to have a national football team is not a problem of the national football team, it is a problem of the country and society. Once we solve the problem of people's livelihood and education, the national football team will be fine.
Maybe, but I guess I won't be able to see it while I'm alive. [Face covering]
As a footballer, Sun Jihai once said: Chinese people are not good at football, and Asian football history also shows that they are not suitable. The future of national football cannot be expected, so don’t consider rising. .
It is impossible in twenty years, and absolutely impossible in ten years. This is already a kind word. More than 20 years ago, I told others that watching men’s football would make them angry and shorten their lives, because I saw clearly that the original intention of the men’s football team was not to play football, but to use football as a cover to make a lot of money, the kind that guarantees income despite droughts and floods. There are so many sports projects and so many sports teams. People regard sports as a profession and a career. Look at what the men's football team has done over the past thirty years, which is completely alien. When has it ever been like other sports teams? In order to rise, the old model must be completely abandoned, the old personnel must be completely put aside, and a new team must be formed with new people and new models.
The Chinese team lost again.
The team leader took the captain to the temple to ask the Zen Master when he would be able to enter the World Cup. The Zen Master caught a chicken, tied a chicken leg with a rope, and then let the chicken go. As soon as the chicken took one step, the Zen Master He pulled the rope and knocked the chicken down. The chicken struggled to stand up. As soon as it left, the Zen master pulled the chicken down again. He pulled the chicken eight times before stopping. Finally, he nodded and smiled at them and said nothing. The captain seemed to suddenly realize it and said to the Zen master: Master, I understand what you mean, let us get up from where we fell and persevere, right? But the Zen master shook his head regretfully and said: I mean, you guys should go out of your way...! Amitabha
No!
Li Xiaopeng's answer was amazing. He wrote a postdated check with an unknown date for payment. He also told everyone that he would not repay the debt during his tenure. Benefits have always been consistent with performance. The only exception is our men's football team. The salary is so high that when playing on the court, even with heavy rewards, you can't force a brave man. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. As long as you can stand on your legs, the money will be in your pocket. Therefore, the men's football team is completely ruined by those with more money. If you want the men's football team to achieve results, you must reward based on the attack, and at the same time cut off the coaches and players. In the interest chain, individuals who run companies or do business are not allowed to join any professional teams. If they are single-minded, their performance will go up. If a student is in class and thinks about catching a little goldfish, will he be able to pass the exam?
Chinese football (men’s football) will never rise as long as the high salary system exists.
No, there are problems everywhere in the national football team now, and they have become difficult to recover from. You can lose on the court, but you can't lose your momentum, and the current Chinese men's football team loses everything.
The national football team is the true expression of *****! [A flash of inspiration][A flash of inspiration][A flash of inspiration]
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