Recommend some hilarious animal jokes

Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a clam.

The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter?

Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

(Love needs trust)

Xiao Lv asked the old donkey, why do we eat hay every day and cows eat concentrated feed?

The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

(Life needs patience)

Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, so it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, a pair of scissors, stone and cloth!

Duck is furious: Shit, are you trying to lie to me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors.

(Competition needs talents)

The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy.

The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble!

(Marriage needs reason)

The old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly.

The frog saw it and said with admiration, darling, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out.