Can you tell me the most disgusting joke?

1. Xiao Ming was dishonest when he was a child. In order to educate him, an old farmer said to him: It has been hard work for 60 years and there is no food to eat. I never throw away the nose I picked out.

Second, the eldest and second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."

3. Someone went to take care of it. Taking a friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate out of them. Old Okay, cough...

4. There was a rich man who was looking for servants. The interview question was about going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

5. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick, boss?" "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought, why did the beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He also sent him away, not too old. Another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too? The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat. Now only the soup is left." Can you give me a straw?

6. The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet about it. The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot, and this time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second brother, "You are so amazing. You can drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second boss shook his head. "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick. I really don't want it." Keep biting!"

7. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." We have a rule that you have to prove you have a dog. "Where is such a provision?" “That’s what it’s like with sale items. "The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. He had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food." Give me two boxes of cat food. "We have a rule that you have to prove you have a cat." "It was the same salesperson. The man spent a long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat with him before buying cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug out. , find the salesperson. "What do you want to buy?" “You’ll know it when you put your hand in it. The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." "

8. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that this dish had been sold out. "It's really Are they sold out? he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out." You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had almost eaten his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man He felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed at the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" "The gentleman shook his head gracefully. Then the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and started to devour it.

Suddenly, he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now.

9. Xiaomei especially likes to eat pig blood cake. Every time she saw a stall selling pig blood cakes on the roadside, she would definitely buy them to enjoy herself. One day, she saw a 60-year-old woman selling them on the road, so she went to buy some and ate them. This pig's blood cake was extremely delicious, so she wanted to pay her highest respect to her grandma.

(Answer in Taiwanese)`

Mei: "Grandma, what do you think of your pig's blood cake?" Will it be so fragrant?"

Po: "The materials are precious and can only be sold a few days a month."

Mei: "Wow! Where did you get such precious materials?"

Po: "Well, I have used mine for decades, and now it is old and gone. Now I can only rely on my daughter."

Mei: "*amp;@ ”