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A collection of 20 popular tricks on Douyin to ask parents for pocket money.

1. TV shows: How many thousands will I give you to leave my daughter? The reality is: give us how many thousands, or leave my daughter.

2. Mom, I only have two digits left in my card.

3. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be poor and single.

4. Parents, my life has been a bit embarrassing recently.

5. Just take a picture of the food you are eating recently, such as instant noodles. She will ask you why you eat this, and you will just talk about the economic crisis

6. Change the avatar to Money for dinner, and then daily chat

7. Elegant? Let me put a question mark? My mother started giving me money in the past

8. Your Highness, I have been short of money recently and I haven’t been able to follow you. Prepare gifts.

9. Dad, I want to invest in a small project, can you lend me some first?

10. There is a competition this week, the registration fee is 300 yuan, please support!

11. Money is not everything, and having no money is absolutely impossible.

12. Mom needs 500 yuan in tuition this time.

13. Take out the money, don’t hide it, I saw you put it in your trouser pocket.

14. Dad, can I borrow some money from you first?

15. I recently bought an island and welcome everyone to my impoverished island.

16. You are so rich and you still care about the little money you gave me?!

17. I just slapped my wallet. It was nothing. I just wanted it to swell.

18. Sorry, I don’t want much, just enough for me to eat instant noodles.

19. It’s the end of the month again. Can you give your poor little daughter some living expenses?

20. Dad, can you lend me some money first? Excerpts of humorous sentences from a college student asking his mother for pocket money at the end of the month

1. I really need your help!

2. Today’s instant noodles are delicious. The price of today’s instant noodles is the same as that of the previous twenty days. Fortunately, the portion is larger. I was almost full. Originally, I I want to add a piece of ham, but I know that I am a child of an ordinary family and this is too extravagant.

3. Dad, I want to treat my classmates to a meal this time. Can you give me some rewards?

4. Try not to use favors for things that can be solved with your own money. You must know that favors are much more valuable than money.

5. There are advertisements on the telephone poles asking for money, so why not go find them yourself?

6. I really hope that parents in the world will give money when the time comes and stop being sarcastic. Every time they ask for money, they have to mentally build up for a long time.

7. Change the avatar to no money. Eat and then chat daily

8. Want to know more about the seafood buffet? Mom, my classmates said they miss the sound of me slurping down the spicy turkey noodles.

9. Today I am not a cute ghost, I am a poor ghost.

10. I really like February because it only has 28 days.

11. Just take a picture of the food you are eating recently, such as instant noodles. She will ask you why you eat this, and you will just talk about the economic crisis

12. Forgive me for not being a good person. A good talker but a poor man with no money.

13. Do your own calculations and find out that the five elements lack a house, the life lacks a car, and the card lacks money.

14. Mommy, I like a very beautiful and nice dress, but I don’t have the money to buy it.

15. If you ask for money, you must kneel down and kowtow to the person who pays you back.

16. My mother, please have mercy on me.

17. Can you give your lovely daughter some more money?

18. I have been eating steamed buns for a week. I really don’t want to eat them anymore. I want to improve them.

19. I just slapped my wallet. It was nothing, I just wanted it to swell.

20. Mom, I lost my mobile phone and I don’t have money to buy it. Ugh.

Changing WeChat chat sentences to ask parents for pocket money

1. My mother always uses the phrase "only when a big river keeps flowing can a small river flow" to describe that as long as she makes money, I will have money to spend. So now when I ask for living expenses, I always say "Mom, the river is out of water, the river is dry." Then my mother understands

2. Mom and Dad, you have worked hard! Give me some pocket money!

3. Dear Mr. Zhang, the living expense category balance of your daughter’s bank card ending in XXXX is less than 100 yuan. In order to maintain the relationship between your father and daughter, we will maintain normal communication with your daughter and enhance The relationship between father and daughter establishes a tall image of the father in the daughter's heart. Please recharge as soon as possible.

4. Money is not everything, and having no money is absolutely impossible.

5. My mother, please have mercy on me.

6. Father, I think you should be a tolerant friend.

7. I really hope that all parents in the world will give money when the time comes and stop being sarcastic. Every time they ask for money, they have to mentally build themselves up for a long time

8. Call mom again: " Mom, how are you doing lately... What have I been up to... School is going to school this month... I think it looks pretty..." (Omit 10,000 words here and just talk on the phone) Sharing life with random thoughts)

9. If you want money, you have to kneel down and kowtow to the person who wants to pay back the money.

10. Dad, how is your business recently?

11. Dad, I lost my wallet, ID card, bank card, and cash. Please help me!

12. Today’s instant noodles are delicious. The price of today’s instant noodles is the same as that of the previous twenty days. Fortunately, the portion is larger. I was almost full. Originally, I I want to add a piece of ham, but I know that I am a child of an ordinary family and this is too extravagant.

13. Forgive me for being a bad-mouthed person and being shabby and having no money.

14. I want to travel with my classmates.

15. Please give me a few taels of silver, your Majesty. I will be very grateful!

16. Boss, I need you to pay me some wages!

17. Money has been a bit tight recently

18. My Queen, my treasury has been empty recently.

19. Dad, I want to invest in a small project, can you lend me some money first?

20. Please give way and don’t block me from drinking the northwest wind. A collection of twenty sentences about college students asking their parents for pocket money on WeChat at the end of the month

1. My mother knew I had no money as soon as I called her

2. Can you two parents give some money to the children? ?

3. Mom, I only have two digits left in my card

4. I just slapped my wallet. It was nothing, I just wanted it to swell.

5. Dear Mom and Dad, I want to eat skewers, grilled fish, burgers, fat beef, hot pot, Maofu, fried chicken, etc. Shrimp, I want to drink milk tea, and I want to eat sushi, so please support me.

6. I have tried it. No matter what method I use, my mother can only ask "Why do I have no money again?"

7. I want to take the exam, but I still don’t have enough money.

8. Elegant? Let me put a question mark? In the past, my mother started sending money to me.

9. I really like February because it only has 28 days.

10. Just take a picture of the food you are eating recently, such as instant noodles. She will ask you why you eat this, and you will just talk about the economic crisis

11. Already asleep except for transferring money Don't call me anything else.

12. Compared with the shortcomings of poverty, being ugly is nothing to mention.

13. Take out the money, don’t hide it, I saw you put it in your trouser pocket.

14. My mother, please have mercy on me.

15. The weather is getting colder, and last year’s clothes are no longer worthy of your daughter’s temperament this year. Your lovely daughter needs to buy new equipment, so please top up as well. If you have any questions, please call this number. To check the balance, please press 1. To check the expenditure details, please press 2. If you have recharged, please press 3. For manual service, please press 0.

Thank you for your cooperation and wish you good health, a happy family and a happy life.

16. My bank card was stolen and there is no money in the card.

17. Please rest assured that I am doing well.

18. Parents, thank you for your hard work! Give me some pocket money!

19. My mother doesn’t know how to use Alipay, so every time I’m short of money, I log into her Alipay and transfer the money from her bank card to mine

20. Double After spending more than 2,000 on buying bags and belts for my parents on November 11, they bought me a laptop, and I probably made twice as much.