Twelve black jokes

When mother rabbit was picking mushrooms, she heard aunt gopher next door say that she saw the wolf put down at her house.

Mother rabbit was so scared that she threw away her mushroom basket and ran home.

When I got home, I saw the door closed tightly and the little white rabbit was sitting on the bed and playing.

Mother rabbit anxiously asked the little white rabbit if she had seen the ugly monster.

The little white rabbit shook his head innocently, and his mother was relieved. Pulled the rabbit out of the door.

The little white rabbit was very clever, so she asked her mother to pull him out and pretended to look at the bottom of the bed when she went out.

Under the pink bed, the wolf's body lay quietly in a pool of blood.

Liang Ge Shao Nu

She was ill, so serious that she almost spent all her savings at home.

Her parents swore in front of her that they had raised a product that lost money.

She smiled and peeled an orange for her parents in the hospital bed.

That night, a thin girl jumped from the top floor of the hospital.

My parents were stunned, and the 20 thousand yuan I just borrowed from my relatives spilled all over the floor.

3 Yin and Yang eyes

He can see ghosts since he was a child, but no one in the village believes him.

Everyone thinks he is crazy.

Night in Tomb-Sweeping Day

A fire broke out in the village and the villagers found their doors locked from the outside.

All the people were burned to death.

Look, I told you I could see ghosts.

He smiled smugly at the ghosts of the villagers who were black all over.

4 father

Mother and father seem to be caught in a cold war. She hasn't said a word to her father since he was eight years old. Even though her father always follows her, she never pays attention to him.

"Mom, why don't you talk to dad?" Xiao He cocked his head and looked puzzled at his tolerant mother.

"Small wind. . . . "Mother always hesitates, but after all, she says nothing.

This state continued until he graduated from high school and was admitted to the university. One day he went home and never saw his father again.

"Mom, where's my father?" He wondered why his father had been staying at home this time.

Hearing this, mother knelt on the ground and wept bitterly.

"Xiao Feng, your father died in a car accident when you were eight years old."

5 Mountain Soul

"Go away, this mountain is mine, and I won't allow you to go in!" The old man stood at the mountain pass and said obstinately.

"How can you be so unreasonable!" Four college students who traveled from afar shouted angrily.

"Get out!" The old man shouted.

The four of them had to go home angrily. Not far from the mountain, the mountain behind them collapsed.

Worried that the old man was injured, the four of them quickly dialed 1 10.

Hearing the teenagers' narration, a passerby sighed.

"Stop fighting, the old man was buried by mudslides as early as twenty years ago."

6 swimming pool

He has been staring at the woman who loves swimming in the villa next door for several days.

He felt that he was in love with that woman.

On this day, he once again appeared in front of the French window and looked at the woman in the swimming pool who only showed a beautiful face and hair.

Only to see that woman give him a seductive smile.

He was so excited that he took off his clothes and rushed into the villa yard next door and jumped into the swimming pool.

Soon, he swam to the woman.

The woman is very beautiful, and a pair of beautiful big eyes look at him affectionately.

He couldn't help but want to hug the woman in his arms, but he didn't.

That woman

No body,

Seven little girls

"Dad is gone, you should take good care of mom, you know?" The man said with a sad face.

The girl looked at her father who was about to travel and nodded obediently.

Later, the man never came back.

Many years later.

An old man with vicissitudes wiped the skeleton on the bed with a towel.

Dad, I take good care of mom. Why don't you come back?

Eight ants

When he passed a puddle, it was interesting to find a green leaf covered with dense black ants.

He smiled evilly and stepped on the black leaf with one foot.

night

A black body was lying on the ground.

Eyes, nose, ears, pores,,,

A large number of black ants gushed out from every hole in his body.

9 fox demon

The scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam and passed a temple. Seeing that it was getting late, he had to spend the night in the temple.

At night, a hideous ghost climbed into the temple.

Just when the monster was about to contact the scholar, a white shadow fell from the sky and drove the ghost away.

The scholar moved his mouth, and the body hit by the rain could not help shaking twice.

The white figure scolded a fool.

Nine white tails covered the scholar.

10 surface

She had a car accident and suffered extensive burns on her face. The hospital took emergency treatment and transplanted a complete skin for her.

After her recovery, she became more beautiful.

The newly transplanted skin is smooth and tender, which is better than her original skin.

With this face, she was quickly welcomed by male colleagues in the company and soon found Prince Charming.

Late one night, she was awakened by her boyfriend's caress.

Before she opened her eyes, her boyfriend whispered in her ear.

Xiaowan, your skin is well maintained.

Xiaowan is not her name.

1 1 gluttony

She walked through the deserted desert. Some people say that it used to be an oasis, and then a god beast named gluttony came.

She walked through the dry farmland. Some people say that it used to be a lively village, and then a god beast named gluttony came.

She walked through the ruins. Some people say that this used to be a prosperous city, and then a god beast named gluttony came.

She couldn't bear it, turned to look at the chattering man, revealed a gluttonous original body, and swallowed the little body in one gulp.

Well, the world is finally quiet.

12 steamed stuffed bun girl

Bun girl made six buns, each with a rough skin.

Steamed buns people don't want to look at their ugly appearance and complain endlessly that steamed buns girls are all thumbs.

The steamed stuffed bun girl is sad and tears.

"In fact, it's not so ugly. You see, my heart is so beautiful. " Dabao was silent for a while and smiled.

"Yes, yes, look at the stuffing in my stomach." Bauer also showed off a piece of dough on his stomach and said with a smile.

"My skin is white"

"I have a thick skin and can help the steamed stuffed bun girl beat back the bad guys."

"I, I am old and can eat."

"I, I ..." Bao Xiao couldn't find words, and his eyes were red.

The steamed stuffed bun girl smiled.

13 mobile phone virus

"What if one day a mobile phone virus invades the human brain?" A boy who used to play mobile phone in the class suddenly looked at the deskmate who was chatting seriously.

"Then I think my deskmate may be a mobile phone." The girl at the same table said with a smile and bowed her head to play with her mobile phone.

The boy stared blankly at the fascinated girl and slowly looked down at his watch.

"It's time to charge," the boy muttered, and went back to the dormitory to connect the charger to his heart.

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