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Can there be typos in the college military training assessment form?
Military training assessment content: during the centralized military training, the assessment is mainly based on outdoor practice teaching content, supplemented by classroom theory teaching content. Everything you have learned is within the scope of assessment.
Military training assessment method: outdoor practice teaching content can be assessed after each subject, and classroom teaching content can be assessed in writing after all lectures are completed.
Jokes about typos:
1. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.
Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (appearance)
Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.
Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)
The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can cure cancer.
Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...
Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit".
Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)
I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.
Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious-whose anus is so big? (steel door)
Reference to the above content: Baidu encyclopedia-typo
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