A joke that can make you laugh for a long time.

1. Pay New Year greetings to your parents-in-law's mother-in-law. Unexpectedly, my sister-in-law just celebrated her 20th birthday. No way, shed some blood! So I turned on my mobile phone and sent a red envelope! But when I look at WeChat, there are only 20 pieces. There is no way, but it is a little less! I thought about it and sent it to my sister-in-law.

After about 20 seconds, a harsh voice came from behind: "Brother-in-law, you are too stingy. Please send me 20 yuan for my birthday! " ! Even the traffic fee for opening a red envelope is not enough. Dig, dig and dig $ ~ @ ... "

I scratched my head and turned to look at her and smiled. Just as I was about to explain, my mother-in-law said, "Your brother-in-law is stingy because he is poor, he is poor because he has no money, and he has no money because of your sister!"

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2. Once I went to my neighbor's house to play, it happened that the neighbor was educating Xiao Ming.

Neighbor: "Why did the teacher leave you at school today?"

Xiao Ming: "Today, when physical education class was practicing freely, I lifted my classmate's skirt."

Neighbor: "well, you started to learn bad at such a young age." In a few years, you won't want to tease the teacher's skirt. "

Xiaoming: "All teachers wear skirts."

Neighbor: "..."