Interesting English drama script

Liu Lanzhi lunch (lforshort)

Johnny's mother (jmforshort)

Mother Liu's mother for lunch (lmforshort)

The mayor's son, the mayor's son

Thief (abandc)

Preface Preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong tiger.

The wife is Wu Song.

Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but I'm actually a tiger. My wife is Song Wu.

(Pointing at the stage door loudly) I'm not afraid of you!

I am not afraid of you!

(A washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, who am I afraid of! My wife Renzi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. She is braver, smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about all this. I just hope she is gentler than me. But she's not! Having such a wife is like living in hell!

Who's afraid of who! My wife is the most famous in the neighborhood. She is braver, smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about that either. I just think she should be gentle with me, but she doesn't know how to be gentle! Having such a wife is like living in hell!

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my God! Who can help me? (below)

Translation: Oh, my God! Who will help me?

First act

(At the end of the opening remarks, jm made a wiretap)

Jm (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with apron and spatula): I'm coming! What's the matter, mom?

I have repeatedly told you that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant and dearest mother-in-law".

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dearest mother-in-law, how are you?

Ever since you married my son, you have become very bad. You become so rude, so rude, so.

Lazy.

But ...

Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

All day, cooking and washing clothes. I raise thousands of pigs, ducks and chickens.

And ...

But everything you do is not as valuable as a grandson!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you? Ask your son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in jm's face, down)

Act ii

(lm is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

Lm: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law.

Lm (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you he was ugly, stupid and poor, but you wouldn't listen.

For me. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, okay? and

I'll marry whoever you want me to marry.

Lm (exultation): Good girl! I met the mayor's son in the market just now. He said, "If your daughter

I have never been married, and I really really want to marry her! "Now that you are free again, I have to go.

Tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (pot in hand)

What a stupid thing I did! (below)

Act iii

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?

(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here it is! (Smell) Ugh! It stinks! They are still dirty!

(Suddenly remembering) Lunch is gone! I have to wash it myself.

(His stomach seems to growl) Gee, I'm so hungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.

This is what I always wear for lunch! I miss her very much, and her excellent cooking! at present

She left. I have to cook for my mother and myself.

Jm (I): Where's my breakfast? Where's Si Long Cheech? Hasn't she got up yet?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

(pause) Well, tell you what, Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is ice.

Girl, go and bring her back!

J (saluting at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, you! Stop and listen to us!

I built the road! (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

I also planted a tree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to walk this street-(I want to step on the stone, but I stepped on A's foot)

Ab & ampc: Give us all your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 dime): 1 is it enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!

If we don't get the money today, we won't have anything to eat tonight!

I heard that the mayor's son will marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month. We can go and have a look

Grab the wedding!

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Getting married at lunch? It's impossible!

Ab & C: Why? A beautiful girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

But lunch is my wife! We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I have an idea! You're going to rob the wedding, aren't you? What the hell

With you. You take the money, I take the bride.

Do you have any experience?

No. But I have this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

Abc&, you! Stop and listen to us!

A: I built the road!

I also planted a tree.

C: If you want to cross this street-

J: Give us all your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(ms is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): How dare you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with ms, jm, knocks ms out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L, asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): I'm in pain!

J: Stop crying, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Wait for me! (Running downward)